MENTAL'S JOKE PAGE

[MENTAL NUTTER]

NOTE: I didn't know where else to put these!

Welcome to the best, most fantastic page ever, for the most fun ever! But first this..... a rubbish joke page. :eusa_eh:

Hello mushrooms! :eusa_shif

As it said before, this is a rubbish joke page. I put in strange jokes, and you show me up ;) Anyway, try to enjoy!

\MY WORST JOKE No 1/
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A man sat down next to a woman on a bench. He started to eat his chicken sandwhich, when the womans dog started jumping and dribbling at the mans feet. So the man asked the women 'Do you mind if i throw him a little?' the woman replied 'if you wish' so the man picked up the dog and thrown him in the nearest pond! :eusa_thin

No i've tried my best, send in your jokes!


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[Cubeh]

rolf thts kinda funny pity i dont have none :s

[Kardan]

When mizzy d was habbo radio yesterday i sent this joke in:

Why did cinderella's football team always lose? Because there coach was a pumpkin




To find the answer highlight the text from above this msg!!!!
He He He

[MENTAL NUTTER]

I once prank called a radio, it said, 'this is a prank call, i am not vey good at these so please play along. Do you have any monkeys? i need some to go with my pet giraffe'.

I had no idea what i was typing! :eusa_thin

BRING ON THE MUSHROOM PIES WITH CUTARD SKIES!

YES, I HAVE GONE MAD, WHAT ELSE IS NEW, AND NOW IF I STOP TYPING I WILL BE FIRED FROM THE CHEESE FACTORY SO I HAVE TO KEEP GOING ON, YOU KNOW THIS REMIDS ME OFF THE WORLDS MOST ANNOYING PAGE, WOW YOU MUST BE REALLY ANNOYED RIGHT NOW, I BET YOU STOPPED READING THIS 5 MINUTES AGO, AND I AM SO TIRED I'M WRITING REALLY SLOW BUT I CAN'T S........ I JUST GOT HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT :D
:s :s :s :s :s

[MENTAL NUTTER]

SOME RUBBISH JOKES:

2 men walk into a bar. You'd think 1 of them would have saw it! :eusa_wall

TEACHER: Now david, if i had 6 apples in one hand and 7 in the other, what would i have?
David: Really big hands! :eusa_clap

Women to pet shop owner: Do you have any dogs going cheap?
Pet shop owner: No miss, our dogs only go 'bark'! :s

How do you confuse an idiot?
Show him two spades and tell him to choose one! :eusa_thin

[Revis]

How do you confuse an idiot?
Show him two spades and tell him to choose one! :eusa_thin
Isnt it "show him 2 spades and tell him to take his pick"?

How do you keep an idiot amused for hours....
Write Please Turn Over on Both Sides of a Piece of Paper.

i got 365 Jokes on my FHM a Honey a Day Thingy...

[MENTAL NUTTER]

Isnt it "show him 2 spades and tell him to take his pick"?

ok, so i got confused....I am easily confused.
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Joke to (try and) make up for the mistake:
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Did you hear about the idiot inventor?

He invented the water-proof tea bag!

[SkaKid77]

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar...the barman says

"is this some kind of joke?"

[Wayne]

Lmao! Nice one :P

[Victimized]

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right?
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Nothing, they had never met before!

[Rou]

how do yar get a baby astronought to sleep ?

rockit :)