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OllieRocks
21-03-2005, 08:54 PM
Here is my forum mod application:

NAME: OllieRocks

S3x: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Habbox Forum Owner

DESIRED SALARY: 200,000,000 credits a week, plus a throne daily.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Flooder

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: I got perm ban, but hey, i re-installed shockwave and got a new name.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Scorpio

OllieRocks

Seacat
21-03-2005, 09:01 PM
Hi, thanks for your... different.. application. Please read the job openings page before applying for jobs. It can be located HERE (-Forum Moderator:) :)

-Forum Moderator:
At the moment we don't accept applications.

OllieRocks
21-03-2005, 09:01 PM
lol, i'm not really applying, just felt like having a joke.

-JT-
21-03-2005, 10:19 PM
not too funny "/

OllieRocks
25-03-2005, 07:05 PM
Don't get all stressy - Only a joke :P