My kinnda Joke its funny it isnt rude it isnt swearing its funny and cool 2 jokes

[Randy-ortonrko]

1. joke

Cat on the winder seal can you hear
No we cant so lets smack it on its end rear
No theres the scratch lovely paws and its awesome catch
What is that
nothing just a cat
You didnt you lier you mean a rat



Get it like rats are in ur house scratching :)


My 2nd joke


Sorry
why are you sorry
no im sorry
awwwwww that stinks

[Jõnathan]

God, has any1 told u that ure a sadist? Ure jokes are bad and sickening.

Here's a good TRU story!

A blonde takes a speedboat to a lake, but can't get it to run. She puts over to a nearby marina, and they say the boat is fine. But the blonde says it isn't. So they send someone to look under the boat- and the guy finds the trailer still attached to the boat! lol!

[Matty]

Another ridiculous post by randy ;)

[la-ur-en]

1. joke

Cat on the winder seal can you hear
No we cant so lets smack it on its end rear
No theres the scratch lovely paws and its awesome catch
What is that
nothing just a cat
You didnt you lier you mean a rat



Get it like rats are in ur house scratching :)


My 2nd joke


Sorry
why are you sorry
no im sorry
awwwwww that stinks

Ha Ha, i love the one about the cat, god i love your poems, they just lighten up my WHOLE day, i mean, if i had a £ for every good joke you told i would have - £200 Bravo young man... Bravo...