This is [not?] funny... you choose

[Grabbed]

ok ok.. im very bad at telling jokes but heres one. well its more of a laugh, not really a joke.

Two Irish bailiffs walk into a pub in belfast, and the pub goes silent.
one of the bailiffs shout
"wheres paddy O'Rielly, I want to speak to paddy O'rielly!"
All of a sudden, in the corner, a quiet voice pipes up:
"I'm paddy O'rielly!"
The bailiffs turn around and there is a small old man in the corner.
the bailiffs walk over the the man, and start beating the living daylights out of him.
no matter how hard they kick him, no matter how hard they punch, him, this little old man laughs his head off throughout the whole ordeal.
eventually, they stop beating him up, and one of the bailiffs asks:
"Whats so funny? Why are you laughing?"
The little old man replies:
"Because I'm not really paddy O'rielly!"

[2hd.]

lol v.good

[Flubberz]

i like pmsl

[Grabbed]

yay im a good joke teller!

[Soph!]

nice 1 :)

[Syd]

Very good. Althought I doubt I'd be laughing if I was getting punched and assaulted until I was unconcious.

[Grabbed]

Ah Touché Syd !

[BlueTails]

Yup Great

[Grabbed]

Imagine if it were a different country ???

[Georgia]

Lol heard it before but can still imagine it happening :P

[clearmint]

Don't Get It :s Can someone explain it? :D
Lol
I'm NOT joking..I Really do not get it

[Georgia]

lmao
basically 2 ppl go in to a pub and 1 asks for a man named paddy o reily. some1 says im paddy o reilly so the man goes and starts a fight then theres another man laughing and the man who is fighting says why are you laughing and the man says because im paddy o reily not him
so the man who said he was paddy is the first place was lying lol

[clearmint]

Oh!!!!
Thanks Rep Added :D

[Georgia]

Lol thanks hope you get it now :P

[chilloutrich]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grabbed]

Funny eh? and why didnt I get the rep lol its my joke!! if you'd have asked me i would have told you lmao

[Craig]

lol v good :) nice joke

[Emicat]

argh, thats poop lol :P I could knock out a little old man, it wouldn't take much :P

[Grabbed]

lmao!!!! haha

[Detox]

I like, I like.

[Roboevil]

lol, that's good. I have heard something similar but with a blonde.

[samuel]

i dont get it -.-
--> stupid = me

[DarkAngel]

i don't like it was so stupid and that is so not funny u no and y did it av 2 b in ireland tell me plz y couldn't of bin in england or something

[Wayne]

:d Lmao!

Nice joke.

[dude yo]

What Do u Call i Chav In a Box. Init
Dont Diss I am A Chav

[Smiffla]

What you call a chav in a vault?
Safe

Lol, sorry for stealing your thread, I'll go now

*leaves*

[St.Anger999]

lol good joke

[DarkAngel]

wat the heck is a chav ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????

[Grabbed]

A chav is... I can't be bothered to explain :p

[Emicat]

A chav is those people who stand around and shout abuse at random people and most of them smoke and wear burberry with soverign rings and caps.
Hope I didn't affend anyone.

[Rachi]

I am thick
I dont get it

[Grabbed]

its not a joke its merely a funny situation. this little old man decides to have a laugh by saying he is paddy o'rielly. However, he doesnt know what will happen, and when he realiases he is getting beaten up over it, he laughs his head off and explains he isnt paddy o'rielly