LMAAAO SUCH A FUNNY JOKE!! [Prepare to choke!]

[Magnet]

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''


When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.

Lmaaaaaaaaaoooo

[Surname]

It would be nicer if you made the font bigger, but despite that, I managed to read it... Alright, I s'pose.

[danny1541]

Lol funny joke :) me likey

Danny.

[Krypsis]

I liked that lol :D

[lauralol]

Pmsl, that's a good one :')

[Mentor]

Ive heared that joke before... ish.

exsept it was set in church which made in more blivble, since the teacher would probly be fired for telling childern to belive somthing wich isnt nessaryily true and wich would annoy alot of people, of other religios groups of aithists.

[.Amberz.]

:p Lmao. 10/10 Very Good.

[boardslide]

Ah, not bad.

[Wayne]

Rofl!!

Sweet Joke.

Pwnage®

[lukeisok]

Excellent Joke,

+ Rep Because I Feel Kind =']

[-x-Kerrianne-x-]

This is on the competitions board.
Make me laugh ends 20th June.
This is word for word.

[d@vid.b]

lol a slight giggle joke +rep cuz u like ds

[Evil]

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''


When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.

Lmaaaaaaaaaoooo
its off a website :D still a good joke though

[Smiffla]

Ive heared that joke before... ish.

exsept it was set in church which made in more blivble, since the teacher would probly be fired for telling childern to belive somthing wich isnt nessaryily true and wich would annoy alot of people, of other religios groups of aithists.

Two things Mentor:
1) It's set in Sunday School...
2) If it was in a Catholic School you could teach children like that.

[Chilwa]

Haha thats funny!

[Jasmin]

HAHA
thats a good one :')
amazing joke :)

[Rachi]

:o
LMAO
hehe
rawk on :D

[hedgeog325]

Lol
Nice joke :p