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XxRIZZLAxX
26-05-2005, 03:59 PM
Not the old fashioned Dr, Dr jokes ;)

After a few years in medical school, the students get to study a real, dead human body. The Doctor taking the class said "Now Class, there are 2 rules you must learn, the first: Don't be disgusted by anything about the body". Saying that, the Doctor stuck his finger in the corpses anus, took it out and stuck his finger in his mouth, "Now you try".
A little disturbed by this, the students hesitated but finally they lined up and one by one, put their fingers into the anus and put it in their mouths.
"The second rule is: Pay attention. Notice i put my middle finger in the anus, and my index finger in my mouth".

;)

unorthodox
28-05-2005, 07:50 PM
i dont get it lmao. xD

Fallon
28-05-2005, 08:15 PM
HaHa. That's great.

Owen
28-05-2005, 10:07 PM
dont get it :p

Digital
28-05-2005, 11:55 PM
lmao :D 10/10

infatuation
28-05-2005, 11:56 PM
they all licked the 'anus' part off their finger while he switched fingers and didnt. :)

XxRIZZLAxX
01-06-2005, 02:10 PM
Yeah the doctor put his middle finger up the corpses butt but licked his index finger, whereas the students all stuck their middle fingers up the corpses butt and licked that one instead of their indexs finger, therefore tasting corpse poop

Roboevil
01-06-2005, 03:44 PM
That's actually really crude...

Digital
01-06-2005, 03:57 PM
i hope when i die that never happens to me :O

!x6x!JJ!x9x!
02-06-2005, 08:55 PM
Lmao disgustin but funny lmao

cocaine
04-06-2005, 10:45 AM
Ha Ha, thats soo funny. I wouldn't be suprised if they got an illness x]