This competition obviously has to be dedicated to @Duck; and his love of puns. Since it's Christmastime, I've obviously got to make it Christmas themed.
Puns and Christmas, what more could you want?
Here is one of my favourite Christmas puns: What does Rudolph do when Santa drives too fast? Hold on for deer life.
For this competition, all you have to do is post your favourite Christmas pun.
Prize will be 5 coins to one random entrant!