No Offence... - Ends 18th November

[kuzkasate]

I've noticed that near enough every single day when I get on the bus to go to school, the bus driver stops me and asks me for my iGo card (proof that I am under 16); which is slightly worrying considering when I was 13, people thought I was 17 and Samanfa thought I was 21 at one point ! I personally don't mind - it works quite a treat with the ladies , but all my friends always seem to say 'How do you not get offended?!'

So for this competition, I want you to tell me the most offensive thing anyone has ever said to you, (providing it is clean and doesn't break any forum rules of course)! The funniest entry will win, good luck.


Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep.

[Candyvomit]

'' When you smile, you look like a horse. ''

After that, I started to hate my smile, thinking it was perfectly fine before that.

[Zuth]

Your nose is so big you could ski down it

[Fustraton]

"Your laugh sounds like a cat drowning in a pile of ****."

I made him drown in a pile of ****.

[Blackberry..]

You look like a special when you do that.

[MultiKaching]

"What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck? Oh! It's your head..."

[Ekelektra]

My little brother said this one day:
Bro: "Erin can I brush your hair?"
Me: "Yeah sure whatever..."
Bro: *Brushing hair* "Now, I'm going to style your hair so you look like a real girl!"
Me: "Yeah cool... Wait.. WTH!?!!?"

[Jurv]

"Your hair looks like my pubic hair."

[Eric]

You look like my dog.

[beth]

"bethany i'm not being funny or anything, but you're really obnoxious. in a good way."

HOW CAN THAT BE IN A GOOD WAY.