Make Me Laugh - Ends 11th March

[Sketti]

Habbo Name: Torunt
Joke:
9 blondes and a brunette are hanging off a cliff by a rope. They're trying to swing up but the decide that they are too heavy together so they decide that one of the have to to. After the brunette steps up she says a little speach and just before she drops the blondes all start to clap.

[BlueTails]

habbo name: bluetails

i ****! and i dont know

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[Dj_dude007]

Habbo Name - Dj_dude007
Joke - (No offense to blondes as I am blonde myself )
A red head, a brunette and a Blonde are trapped on a deset island which is 40 miles away from civilization. The Red Head decides to try and swim it. She gets 15 miles out and drowns. The brunette then decides to try and swim it. She gets 20 miles out then drowns. The Blonde then tries to swim it. She gets 25 miles out and says 'I'm tired' and swims back.

[Slide-Show]

What is a deer withoutno eyes?

No Idea

cjharty

[pink@fluff]

Habbo name: pink@fluff
Here's my joke...

A man walked into a dentists and asked how much it would cost to have a tooth removed.
Dentist: "That would cost $300, sir"

Man: "Hmm thats too much, can you do it any cheaper?"

Dentist: "Why yes of course, without anaesthetic (meaning you would be awake), it would cost $150"

Man: "Gosh, thats still too much, any cheaper options?"

Dentist: "Well..yes, one. If my 17-yr-old apprentice performed the surgery without anaesthetic is would cost just $50. But, between you nad me he's not very good."

Man: "Oh thats OK, $50 is fine. Please book my wife in for Monday."

Habbo name: pink@fluff

[miss-t]

habbo name: .:.miss-t.:.
habbox name: miss-t
hotel: uk
My entry:

a blonde walks into a electronics store and asks how much is this tv the shop keeper says we dont sell to blondes so she comes bak the next day with a brown wig on and asks how much is this tv and he says we dont sell to blondes, so the next day she comes with a ginger wig on and askes how much is this tv once again the shopkeeper says we dont sell to blondes, so again she comes back the next day this time with a black wig on and asks how much is this tv , the shopkeeper says we dont sell to blondes, so the blonde screams how do you know im blonde ive come with wigs on how did ya know so the shopkeeper says thats not a tv its a microwave.
(lol hope ya like it!btw im blonde bu its only a joke so.....)

[Luayminator]

Habbo Name - Luayminator
Joke : Boyfriend and a girlfriend are walking down a park , and they speak
Boyfriend : Can I hold you hand.
Girlfriend : No thanks , its not heavy

[vanilla1992]

Habbo Name: vanilla1992
Joke :

What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
It wooden go! :p

[Sabu]

Habbo Name - 238gamer238
Hotel - UK
Joke -
There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?" The drunk says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my house. Won't be long now, there goes my neighbor."

[.Cutie2005]

Habbo Name - .Cutie2005
Habbox Name - .Cutie2005

Hope You Laugh At My Joke As Much As I Did:-

Tommy - Daddy Can You Sign Your Name With Your Eyes Shut?

Daddy - Why Yes, That's Easy

Tommy - Well Would You Mind Shutting Your Eyes And Signing My School Report Card Please!!

Like My Post People, Please May I Have Some Rep Then!!