I don't know much about Fortune Cookies, but, from what I've gathered, the fortunes inside are supposed to tell you about your future (or lack of..). My friends always hope to get good fortunes in them, saying they could use all the luck they can get. I've seen some photos of really bad fortunes online, e.g. "You will die alone and poorly dressed." and "Life will be happy until the end when you pee yourself a lot." - I'd love to see my friends' reactions if they ever got one of them!
For this competition I want you to write your own bad fortune for a fortune cookie, just like the above examples.
May the best entry win!
Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
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Results 1 to 10 of 18
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21-08-2014, 06:22 PM #1
Unfortunate Fortune Cookies - Ends 2nd September
Last edited by Yupt; 30-08-2014 at 01:44 PM.
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27-08-2014, 12:48 AM #2
"He's just about to propose to you over cheap Chinese. If that isn't a warning sign I don't know what is."
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27-08-2014, 12:54 AM #3
"no good fortune for you because your life ends today anyway"
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27-08-2014, 02:17 AM #4
you're gonna get got
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27-08-2014, 03:05 AM #5
What you ate contained food poisoning. You have 24 hours to find the cure. Good luck!
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"You will be hacked on Habbo Hotel today..."
The day I get to 200 in Ping Pong II is the day my life is complete.
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27-08-2014, 05:54 PM #7
"You just ate dog"
:¬:
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27-08-2014, 06:59 PM #8
I would have the chinese equivalent of 'wasp' for people to look up to find out, only to realise it is completely pointless - unless they get stung by a wasp, then it's a fabulous fortune teller.
bella ciao
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"help, I was the world's only living cookie and now you broke me to pieces x.x"
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29-08-2014, 09:57 PM #10
Reading this is a sin.
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