Resolution Destruction - Ends 8th January

[Inseriousity.]

It's the new year and with 2015 comes another load of New Year Resolutions that are never going to happen. Lose weight and exercise (no you're still gonna be a fatty, you lazy slob), meet new people (hermit for life), write a book (this is my one, bet I'm still on chapter 3 by the end of the year), give up smoking (still smoking like a chimney). Whatever your resolution may be, chances are it'll have been forgotten about by January 5th... and even that is really trying. If you got that far, well done.

It did give me an idea for a competition idea, if we're so determined not to keep them, we could say ANYTHING and it wouldn't matter. This year, I'm going to plan the perfect murder... to kill my annoying brother. It won't matter because I won't plan it after all so everything is awesome. For this competition, come up with the craziest New Year's Resolution. The craziest one will win (bonus points if you actually manage to stick to it. let me know in 2016). Good luck!


Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
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[Lewis]

A new years resolution to not make a new years resolution.

Oops, too late.

[Ms.Aquamarine]

Become a millionaire in less than a week.

[Samantha]

To dye your hair a different colour every day.

[Reality]

Trying to beat Inseriousity at OMGpop