It's not a huge secret that I do not own a mobile phone. I know I'm in a tiny minority with this one but I really don't see much point of them. Emergencies? Well, emergencies are rare and if I was in a really serious emergency, it's not like I'd be capable of using the phone anyway. Keep in touch with friends? Call me old-fashioned but I just prefer meeting face to face and talking there rather than texting with friends all day. Free wifi? Omg I go outside to get away from the internet not stay on it.
For this competition, I want you to be the best salesman (or woman) ever and sell me a mobile phone. Why should I have one? What does this phone have that other phones don't? If you can convince me why I should have one when I avoid using them as much as possible then perhaps you will have a promising career in sales. The best sales pitch will win, good luck!
Prize: 1 month VIP + 15 rep