The other day, at work, myself and one of my colleagues were messing about with a few old bits of fruit and vegetables we found in the warehouse, racing them along the floor. We raced a few tomatoes, lettuces and some corn on the cob. The tomato was a bit slow, which then allowed me to come out with "wow, that tomato needs to ketchup", which caused us both to have a good little laugh. the lettuce won, believe it or not, but I'm not sure it was a fair race as we were just kinds knocking them, but who cares about that!
For this competition, I would like you to pick an item of fruit or a vegetable that you would use to race and why. The funniest will win.
Prize: 5 Credits and 15 Rep