Pet Lame - Ends 10th October

[Samantha]

When you're in a relationship, sometimes, you come up with little pet names for your partner - although this may result in mockery from others who overhear you! There are an endless possibility to 'pet' names, such as your king/queen, your baby etc. but I want to hear about those lame ones, that really, you shouldn't call your partner at all! For this competition, I want you to tell me the lamest pet name you've heard someone call someone else, or one that you would never wish to be called.

The weirdest and lamest will win.

Good Luck!

Prize: 5 Credits and 15 Rep

[Sho]

"boo"
i don't even know, i just find it so cringey
me and my ex used to call each other boo just because it pissed both of us off, but when people say it seriously i can't help but cringe because it's just so ugh i don't even know
just stop
please

[Neptupid]

Daddy, that would just kill me! I would curl up and forget about humanity, it's like so strange and what if your dad was to overhear it! o.o

[Matt]

Wilf