View Full Version : A joke for Forest Fans and any1 who hates them

11-12-2004, 04:54 PM
Gary Megson (forest manager) was so desperate to sign a player ,so rubbish forest could stay up, he went to Iraq! When he was there though he found and amazing player called Mohammed. He decided to bring Mohammed back to England to see how he would do.

In his first game Mohammed scored 3 goals and got Forest out of the bottom three. Mohammed was overcome with joy and phoned his mum.

MOhammed: Mum, i played and scored a hat trick . Joe says im gonna get a contract and become a star.

Mum: well good for you but your sisers been beaten up, ur dogs been run over and you dads got arrested for gun realated crime.

Mohammed: I'm sorry to hear that :(

Mum: SORRY! SORRY?! Its ur fault we moved to Nottingham in the firs place!

:D :D :D

then forest went on to lose 10- 0 against Derby and got relegated

11-12-2004, 04:55 PM
Very Good lol :)

11-12-2004, 05:03 PM
lol good i supports west ham got any jokes about them

11-12-2004, 07:15 PM
Heard it - Except it should be Liverpool :o !
I'm in trouble...

31-12-2004, 02:54 PM
I'm not British, but I understand that joke lol

31-12-2004, 08:23 PM
Heard it - Except it should be Liverpool :o !
I'm in trouble...

Yeah I heard that same one of Liverpool like you...

It wasn't really aimed at any particular football team, I think you can use it at pretty much any team of any sport. :D Funny though..

31-12-2004, 08:57 PM
Sorry, was I supposed to laugh?

04-01-2005, 04:21 PM
most peeps dont if they have an IQ of 60 and below :)

04-01-2005, 04:50 PM
Aye, probably doesn't get it... :eusa_thin

13-04-2005, 01:58 PM
lol forest are going down now w00t go derby

13-04-2005, 02:17 PM
:o how can you Like Football? :o I Hate it :D

13-04-2005, 03:27 PM
IM A DERBY FAN AND LIVE IN NOTTINGHAM! DERBY ALL THE WAY TO PREMIERSHIP YEAH! I went to see them beat stoke 3-1 while my mates went to see forest lose 3-0. Apparently there were lot's of season tickets left after that match lol!

13-04-2005, 03:47 PM
I live in Nottingham and I know its bad but not that bad for that story. But I don't care about football it's a supid game.

13-04-2005, 07:05 PM
yer, i saw on TV. the commentator says and there 1000sof forest fans streaming out of the stadium 50mins into game booing lol joy to watch

16-04-2005, 03:20 PM
Cool joke, but why ain't it about Luton? Luton don't deserve 2 go in 2 the Championship. I bet they'll be relegated next season anyway. As 4 Hull: NO WAY! If they go up- they'll stay up!

16-04-2005, 09:12 PM
Ahhh Football - What a game!

19-04-2005, 04:12 PM
I hate Notingham Forest. A few months ago i went to the City Ground (Nottingham's stadium and its quite a good 1) They had to cheat to beat Peterborough United 1-0 in the FA Cup Round 4

the wombats
19-04-2005, 04:15 PM

21-04-2005, 04:15 PM
OMG may be offensive but AN AMAZING JOKE!!!!! :D

26-04-2005, 08:33 AM
lol nice one i think we will go down but u never know we might stay up with a miracle what we need is another Brian Clough in charge good joke by the way lol

27-04-2005, 04:58 PM
lol brian clough was best english manager . any one that can get derby and forest to that high deserves to be given that title.

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