Dirty Minds..

[Adam$]

Alright, I have posted this before, I think it was in '05. Anyway, it got closed because of spammers and people being immature and rude. So please, I ask you, please stick to the filter, be sensible and stay on topic. I do not wish for my thread to be closed again by people being stupid. If you wish to be stupid, re-create this thread in the spam forum, please don't spam here. ;)

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Lets face it, we all think dirty thoughts. This game is basically all about that, with a twist. I decided to create it into a game because I am bored out of my mind. ;]

The objective of the game is to finish off the previous posters sentence with a 'clean' word (or phrase), and then post your own sentence which you expect to end in a dirty word, which the next poster will post a clean word, etc.

For example,
-I was sitting alone one day, reading explicit.. knitting magazines. I was distracted from this when a woman walked past. She had a very large pair of.. gloves. She walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, 'Want to come back to my place? We can go into the bedroom and..

Etcetera.

You should, hopefully, get it by now. Let's start the game off on the finishing sentence above.

'Want to come back to my place? We can go into the bedroom and..

Oh, this is going to be interesting. >;]

And remember, please stick to the rules. ;)

[Webhamster]

'Want to come back to my place? We can go into the bedroom and...'

check the latest issue of Knitters Monthly


One day a dog came over, he looked at my leg and started...

[SHEEPY]

sniffing fanny

lolozl

[MsTanya]

^^ lmfaoaoo

[lukeisok]

sniffing fanny

lolozl

Noob,

I started to get some white stuff out of my... CADBURYS CREAM EGG!

I used to have a really huge...

[Webhamster]

Thats sick, continuing with my previous one.

One day a dog came over, he looked at my leg and started...

[Grimmauld]

While he was sniffing my wonderful legs, he muttered, " Work that thang babe! " ..

[Uwe]

Thats sick, continuing with my previous one.

One day a dog came over, he looked at my leg and started...

Staring at my knitters monthly magazine.
later, I was sitting in my bedroom paying with my..

[Stress Free]

Shiny Black Psp
he moved in deeper and she bagan too..

[issaa.]

Shiny Black Psp
he moved in deeper and she bagan too..
Scream about him stepping on her toe.


He gently caressed her huge..

[lukeisok]

Scream about him stepping on her toe.


He gently caressed her huge..

Cookie dough, she later said that she had a...

[Stress Free]

headache
she asked him if he would blow her..

[OMGitsaROSS]

headache
she asked him if he would blow her..

balloon up.

He accepted and she started screaming...

[Stress Free]

o no i dont think i shudda payed that 1hc for a throne
:o its so big, can i ..

[micky.blue.eyes]

.. your water melon?

It's so big, I don't think it will fit in..

[Stress Free]

..the microwave
dont worry jsut spread your ..

[Toes]

books out on the table

He went in and out then....

[Moose]

This warm white gooey liquid.

[Herman]

brought out a badminton racket.
He asked, "Did you have..

[Stress Free]

books out on the table

He went in and out then....all day before soemone finaly noticed him
he was talkign to the girl n he suddenly got a huge ..

[Moose]

all day before soemone finaly noticed him
he was talkign to the girl n he suddenly got a huge ..

Bulge in his pants, it was his hamtser scurrying up his pants.

[Stress Free]

the teacher began to ask the class to suck ...

[Moose]

the teacher began to ask the class to suck ...

the SPIT from their instruments.

[Stress Free]

she took of her bra and he bagan staring at her incedibly large...

[Groovy]

all day before soemone finaly noticed him
he was talkign to the girl n he suddenly got a huge ..

..feeling that he had a spot on his face and tried to hide it as well as he could.

then he made up an excuse to go because..

[foxmoth2]

she took of her bra and he bagan staring at her incedibly large... posters of the periodic table, the teacher was waving her bra about whilst...

EDIT -.-

he broke his glasses - with his glasses off he thought he saw the headmaster touching up..

[Stress Free]

she was having a **** atk
he took a towel n put it round her but he accidnetly felt her

[foxmoth2]

she was having a **** atk
he took a towel n put it round her but he accidnetly felt her

how does that match up with the sentence i wrote..?

..shaking because she was really cold, she told him to get her mobile out of her handbag and he saw..

[Stress Free]

her purse
a boy put his hand up n asked her if he could rub her ..

[Adam$]

Shoes as they were made of an exotic material.

She backed away, and replied, "Please get off my shoes, or I will shove my foot so far up your..

[HellyBelly]

Nostril.

Then he got over excited and...

[Catchetat]

kissed the teacher in the butt. the teacher started smooching from head and began moving towards her..

comment: lol. this' sick thread.

[HellyBelly]

Pineapple.

She stood and gawped [sp] at his humungous...

(Dirty, but funny xD)

[issaa.]

Hairstyle.

"Wow your really turning me..

[HellyBelly]

Round to see the wall (O.o)

can I please feel your...

[Adam$]

textured mobile phone cover?"

To witch there came a reply, "Why of course, if only you show me your large..

[Herman]

Wardrobe that's filled with clothes."

He then asked if he could eat..

[Uwe]

her wig o.O

He then moved in and out getting faster...

[Redmoon Evil]

Noob,

I started to get some white stuff out of my... CADBURYS CREAM EGG!

I used to have a really huge...

I used to have a really huge kitchen knife but it fell down the back of the sofa, i put my hand down there once and found...

[Uwe]

I used to have a really huge kitchen knife but it fell down the back of the sofa, i put my hand down there once and found...
wth you on dude? >:I

[JT-Fan]

I used to have a really huge kitchen knife but it fell down the back of the sofa, i put my hand down there once and found...


The most lovely equishy thing my hand had ever massaged..

[plasticvicar]

The most lovely equishy thing my hand had ever massaged.. was a apple pie.

I stared at the hot chick i cant believe she was asking me to....

[Redmoon Evil]

wth you on dude? >:I

what lol its no better nor worse than everyone elses

atleast i didn't say *says in immature idiot voice*


sniffing fann*

lolozl

[Infrontation]

The most lovely equishy thing my hand had ever massaged.. was a apple pie.

I stared at the hot chick i cant believe she was asking me to....

"I started at the hot chick i cant believe she was asking me to iron her clothes!

So I then decided too search my drawers for that thing i urged which was.."



This should be fun psml.

[Stress Free]

..fabric sofener
she came home late at night and was very drunk she lay on the bed and asked me if..

[Infrontation]

..fabric sofener
she came home late at night and was very drunk she lay on the bed and asked me if..
She came home late at night and was very drunk, she lay on the bad and asked me if I would put the kettle on.
I went down the stairs too find that there was another women there tempting me with..

[Redmoon Evil]

She came home late at night and was very drunk, she lay on the bad and asked me if I would put the kettle on.
I went down the stairs too find that there was another women there tempting me with..

I went down the stairs too find that there was another women there tempting me with a box of jammy dodgers,
i had the urge to...

[Bimbybecca]

I had the urge to mix the jammy dodgers with some jaffa cakes.

At that moment the other woman stood up, I could'nt believe it when I saw that she was revealing her...

[Herman]

At that moment the other woman stood up, I couldn't believe it when I saw that she was revealing her bookshelve filled with books. I started removing my..

[mike475]

At that moment the other woman stood up, I couldn't believe it when I saw that she was revealing her bookshelve filled with books. I started removing my.. paper , i torn it so hard my pointy...

[plasticvicar]

At that moment the other woman stood up, I couldn't believe it when I saw that she was revealing her bookshelve filled with books. I started removing my.. paper , i torn it so hard my pointy...


Pencil got me in the eye.

Oh Man, I can't wait to get in bed with her and.... [tehee]

[-Wolverine]

Help take out the blankets for cleaning. Then later we would go and take of our clothes and...

[SHEEPY]

someone say something rude.. go on.

[plasticvicar]

Help take out the blankets for cleaning. Then later we would go and take of our clothes and...

Get them dry cleaned.

She has a some big....

[-Wolverine]

Eyebrows.
I thought as I was looking at her mighty fine

[Redmoon Evil]

I thought as I was looking at her mighty fine lips o.O,
suddenly a knock on the door "who could that be at this hour" she said, as i approached the door all i could see through the frosted glass was a tall white silhouette

[-Wolverine]

Of a janitor.
I opened the door with no clothes on because..

[Herman]

Of a janitor.
I opened the door with no clothes on because..
..They were all in the washing machine. The person at the door screamed, and asked if they could have..

[-Wolverine]

My pet dog.
Then she came inside and wore some sexy

[plasticvicar]

My pet dog.
Then she came inside and wore some sexy

Head Cream.

She wanted me to show my.....

[micky.blue.eyes]

rare football card but I wanted to have..

[mr.parasols]

rare football card but I wanted to have his trouser braces.
Suddenly my private cupboard fell open and out come of...

[JT-Fan]

A rubber..it was so long and so rubbery.

[The Don]

i couldnt believe it. anyway i went to my mum and dads bedroom to find...

[dunce]

my dog. i took went crazy cuz she blowed..

[The Don]

a ballon up. i saw a gran sniffing a.....

[Playgirl]

Air freshener! There was a man sitting next to her with a hard...

[Charlie]

Air freshener! There was a man sitting next to her with a hard...

Stick of rock. An old lady came along and started to stroke..

[Playgirl]

the puppy. Then she started to suck...

[Charlie]

the puppy. Then she started to suck...

The lollypop. Shortly after that, the old lady decide to strip..

[Playgirl]

The bed. She slowly started to unbutton her...

[Charlie]

The bed. She slowly started to unbutton her...

popper's on the bed sheets. She then invited her friend into bed with her for some..

[Playgirl]

Snacks. Her friend then started to rub her...

[Charlie]

Snacks. Her friend then started to rub her...

Leg as it was sore. Her friend then started moaning in..

[Playgirl]

agony because her arthritis was kicking in (lol). So her hot daughter came in and started to take off her...

[Charlie]

agony because her arthritis was kicking in (lol). So her hot daughter came in and started to take off her...

Lol

Bandages. While she was doing this, A handsome man came in stroking his..

[Playgirl]

hair. He then started to slide his hands into his...

[Charlie]

hair. He then started to slide his hands into his...

Pocket, As he secretly reached for his..

[Playgirl]

ringing mobile phone. But the vibrations made his...

[Charlie]

ringing mobile phone. But the vibrations made his...

Leg shake? (lol) He answered the phone to be greeted in a sexy voice by his..

[Playgirl]

Bank manager. She said 'you've been bad. I'm going to punish you by sucking your...

[Charlie]

Bank manager. She said 'you've been bad. I'm going to punish you by sucking your...

Lollypop, The man being sad, Decided to go home and get pleasure by..

[Playgirl]

helping his neighbour spring clean! When he arrived at her house, shes was waiting on the bed holding a huge...

[Charlie]

helping his neighbour spring clean! When he arrived at her house, shes was waiting on the bed holding a huge...

Mop, He then inserted it in her.. :o

[Playgirl]

hole in the wall. She came up behind him and grabbed his big hard...

[Charlie]

hole in the wall. She came up behind him and grabbed his big hard...

hat, When she then placed on her big..

[Playgirl]

Hat stand. She started to rub suggestively against his...

[Charlie]

Hat stand. She started to rub suggestively against his...

Piano, Hoping he'll play a tune, When he started to she started to rub her..

[Playgirl]

hands together to warm them up before she touched her...

[Charlie]

hands together to warm them up before she touched her...

Face, Which was cold. He then offered to rub her..

[Playgirl]

sore feet. She was so grateful she opened her legs and...

[Charlie]

sore feet. She was so grateful she opened her legs and...

Decided it was time for yoga, He watched her do the different positions and wondered if she could use them in bed during..

[Playgirl]

Story time. He liked story time because she read him dirty things like...

[Charlie]

Story time. He liked story time because she read him dirty things like...

What mud is, This would make him moan in..

[Playgirl]

Disgust, before he would roll over and squeeze her...

[Charlie]

Disgust, before he would roll over and squeeze her...

Cuddly toy, She would then start to slowly reach into his..

[Playgirl]

pocket and her fingers would slowly wrap around his throbbing...

[Charlie]

pocket and her fingers would slowly wrap around his throbbing...

toe as he hit it on the bedpost. He then began to rub her..

[Playgirl]

shoulders as he slid his fingers into her wet..

[Charlie]

Pillow case, As she was crying tears of joy because he was stroking her..

[Playgirl]

long beautiful hair. She climbed on top of him and started to vigorously..

[Charlie]

hit him because he wasnt pleasuring her in the way she asked which was too..

[Playgirl]

gently l-i-c-k her...

[Charlie]

Icepole <3 which was dripping all over her big..

[Playgirl]

mouth, which she used to shout out filthy thing like...

[Charlie]

MUD! This give the neighbours hard..

[Playgirl]

hearing because she screamed so loud in ecstasy as he thrust his...

[Charlie]

Mop hard into the hard to reach places. This made his reach into his pocket to grab his ..

[Playgirl]

keys because he had to go home. Frustrated, she picked up the phone and called her other neighbour to come round and...

[Charlie]

finished the spring cleaning, as she was too busy touching her..

[Playgirl]

tv remote control. Suddenly, she had an idea and used the control to stimulate her..

[Charlie]

Hunger needs as she used it to open the fridge, Where she reached for the whipped cream and squirted it all over her..

[Playgirl]

sweaty body. She heard the door open and as she saw her neighbour coming towards her, she flashed her...

[Charlie]

Jellies at him, Which she had just made. He then suck his finger in her..

[Playgirl]

Biggest pot of jelly. It was wet and moist, just like her...

[Charlie]

Banana split, which she just made in memory of her bfs..

[Playgirl]

love of fruit. She then stuck it up her...

[Charlie]

Jumper and made a escape escape before anyone could eat her..

[Playgirl]

Home made cakes, which were hot and sticky like her downstairs...

[Charlie]

Carpet, Which is covered is white stains which were made when her bf..

[Playgirl]

spilled paint because he was too busy touching his..,

[Charlie]

Phone which was vibrating in his gfs pocket and making her scream with..

[Playgirl]

annoyance because she was tired because he kept her up all last night...

[Charlie]

by asking her to read him a story about the two..

[Gaby]

.....Pretty Pigs that went to a bar and asked a man to look at her....

[Toes]

...Shoe. Don't be silly, wrap your...

[Playgirl]

scarf around me then ride...

[Toes]

The phamtom of the opera, at the show why don't we go under the seats and...

[Playgirl]

play a game where we feel each others...

[Toes]

Hair, I'll go and get the baby oil you can put it on my....

[Playgirl]

Hands because they are dry and they should be wet just like my...

[Toes]

Shoe coz I steped in a puddle when you were feeling up my.......

[Charlie]

Coat because i need your phone. I then put my hand up your..

[-Wolverine]

Coat because I wanted to steal your money.
Then I decided to pull your pants down and touch your nice soft

[dunce]

Then I decided to pull your pants down and touch your nice soft waffles

So then I pulled off your shirt and..

[-Wolverine]

Buy you a new shirt.
Then I decided to stare at your nice soft juicy

[Charlie]

Oranges as they were rather taste. I then decided to rub your..

[Playgirl]

Banana, which became...

[Emicat.]

moist from the rain...

I shouted "wow" as I saw my big juicy

[Playgirl]

pineapple go soft, just like my...

[Emicat.]

pineapple go soft, just like my...

coconut insides.

My mum showed me her

[-Wolverine]

New car.
My mom took off her robe and clothes to show me her sexy

[T0M]

dog

my sis pulled off her clothing and showed me

[-Wolverine]

her coat hidden underneath.
Then she took her pants off and..

[Emicat.]

Showed me her other pants.

The man said that the other man was a ni...

[T0M]

nickel

the man called me a d.....

[-Wolverine]

doctor.
I hate all these fu...

[Emicat.]

fungi

I said OH MY FU...

[Uwe]

Fulleh [don't ask! lol]

White stuff came from my.. Pe........ ;o

[Playgirl]

PE kit where I had wa-

[Emicat.]

warm milk.

He put his piece into her...

[ADAM:]

Sack

It opened very.....

[Emicat.]

badly cause the string snapped.

She shouted "Ohhh YES!" as she org...

[ADAM:]

her self [dont ask me what that means]

Then she said "you got it suck half way i cant be

[-Wolverine]

waiting here all day for the dust to leave.
Come and touch my pus..

[Emicat.]

pus.

Lol ew.

I AVE AN ER...

[-Wolverine]

erected leg. :s
I like your pe..

[Adam$]

Sorry for the bump, I'm being noobish and promoting my thread. Please feel free to dispose of tomatoes on me.

I like your pen collection.

I would like to put a pen up my..

[Pu$$y]

dad


Last night i was rubbing

[Mxrt]

... my new PSP.

She ran over and licked my...

[Adam$]

... my new PSP.

She ran over and licked my...
..poppadom.

She asked me to get out my..

[Isoelectric]

...stamp Collection!

She flashed off her new.....

[Adam$]

Mobile Phone.

She said, "I usually put this to vibrate, and then..