How to make a long post...

[ash5768]

Ok so this is how it works, it will be a long story.
Eg.1. he fell down a hole..
2.which was 5 feet wide..
3.but he was 6 feet so hew got stuck... etc
basically everyone puts a line into it or more lines.
Ill start it off.

John fell out of his plane which...

Moved by Butcher11 to games-

[Concentric]

was actually on the ground... :rolleyes:

[Convictions]

he never knew how to...

[ash5768]

take it off, there were no pilots so he had to...

[Ciaran]

Use farting power to fly

[Jase]

till he ran out of the f-a-r-t power...

[Butcher11]

So he jumped.....

[ash5768]

he landed in a pillow van which took him to....

[Convictions]

some place where there was

[wootzy]

The singing chicken plucker off X factor

[Convictions]

who sung the earth song by michael jackson, he then

[Pulchritudinous]

decided he was too tired to experience any more randomness so he fell asleep on a pillow from the pillow van, and dreamt about

[Butcher11]

Butcher putting him out of his.....

[Convictions]

endless dreams (he was like sleeping beauty) and to rescue him butcher had to (btw nothing personal)

[wootzy]

Eat burgers

[Convictions]

in between doing backflips

[wootzy]

on the toilet

[ash5768]

but his head kept hitting the seat, he had to

[wootzy]

Phone michael jackson

[ash5768]

to pop off his plastic nose and rub it on the seat for lubrication...

[Jase]

Michaels nose popped right off but it was a fake n shrivled up so

[wootzy]

He put a carrot where his nose was supposed to be (being festive like a snowman)

[Jase]

mick started to do the moonwalk but it didn't help the person on the toilet and was runnin out of ideas

[wootzy]

So he ate some cheese

[G-flow]

and then went to bed and 2000 years later he woke up...

[wootzy]

To find That the once so dumb goldfish ruled earth!

[G-flow]

so he decided to make his troubles go away. He breakdanced!

[Jase]

michael joined in to and the fish hated it

[G-flow]

So they boiled michael and turned him into a boiled thing

[wootzy]

which was really a rowntrees fruit pastille!

[G-flow]

he than danced with a lepricon called Cheesy Mcgee

[wootzy]

Who starting singing the yellow brick road, and said it would lead him to.....

PS my 500th post xD

[Anti-Pod]

the ginger beard hose.....

[wootzy]

where he found the muffin man who said....

[G-flow]

" wassup cheesy Mcggee , long time no see, here have a peice of my muffin head"

[ash5768]

thanks said cheesy mcgee, mm u taste good here eat some of my cheesy feet, like it?

[wootzy]

Its nice,but there is that odd smell...

[Anti-Pod]

which tastes like nuts.....

[Pulchritudinous]

He got fed up at that point, and threw a chair at the muffin man, and the muffin man flew into tiny peices.
Then cheesy Mcggee was hit by a flying peice of muffin debris and died, his family had a funeral, and buried him with cheesy puffs.

[G-flow]

Then Cheesy Mcgee was brought back to life by Doctor Abcedfghijklmonp. who had a wife called Mrs Docto abcdefghijklmnop who had 839247,23423,3430 children who were all the age of 12. they also like to hang out with cheesy Mcgee

[wootzy]

who taught them lots of funny things like armpit farting

[G-flow]

and he also told them how to rap. Some of these children are know big famous rappers who you'll all have heard of such as Blingy Mc Bling , da dapper rapper , Unknown rapper guy from outerspace , and cheesy mcgee jr.

[Pulchritudinous]

They went to a rap battle, and shocked the crowd with their random mcin, jive records signed them, and they all did a song with justin timberlake.

[wootzy]

But justin got shot by his ex Britney Spears

[Pulchritudinous]

Britney then decided she has a soft spot for the *dead* Cheesy Mcggee, so she gave him the kiss of life.
He then became a faster rapper than twista, and they got married in a Las Vegas thingy, and had twins called Cheesy Puff 1 and Cheesy Puff 2.

[wootzy]

who were gay with each other.... (puff...)

[Pulchritudinous]

They ended up going to Las Vegas, and losing all their mum and dads millions on some fruit machines.

[Anti-Pod]

which turned out to be monsters

[wootzy]

That started chanting jackpot

[Pulchritudinous]

Then they threw all their money into the air, the the monsters which they thought were fruit machines ate the money, everyone in the casino screamed, and then they scrambled on the floor to make sure they got a few dollars of the cash.

[wootzy]

But cheesy puff 1 was gasping when the coins went up and swallowed one

[G-flow]

so to relieve his coin swallowing incident they all signed up at www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt so they could rap online

[Pulchritudinous]

they thought, omg, this is such a good site, so they nominated it for the 'Best Site Award', and they won, they got 100% of the votes.
Then everyone cheered and started screaming 'RAP CONTROL ROCKS...RAP CONTROL ROCKS'.
And the whole world had a giant mc battle, and everyone lived happily ever after.

[Jase]

however cheesy wanted branston

[Pulchritudinous]

pickle, he ate 15 jars, and 2 smooth squeezy bottles, and then he was sick, and covered cheesy puff 2 in branston puke.

[G-flow]

so to get rid of his troubles we went on to www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt again lol

[Jase]

when he was rappin he puked all over the leppricons and they was screamin
*ah laddie get this puke of meh my luck is gone through the floor ah laddie*

[Pulchritudinous]

She said 'O shutup you freeks' and threw them in the dustbin, and they were never seen again, Cheesy Puff 1 recovered from the pickle problem once he went on Rap Control, and Cheesy Puff 2 wash still taking his 56th bath, to get rid of the pickle stench.

[Anti-Pod]

but was that end of that?.......

[G-flow]

ofcourse it wasnt. The next day the were all ok so they went to an internet cafe. They were bored so they went onto www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt to see cheesy puff 1's comeback. He was dissin his fool old grandfather Mcgee

[Ziabotsu]

and then grandfather mcgee hit cheesy...

[wootzy]

in the "crown jewels" so they decided have a rap battle on rapcontrol

[G-flow]

So EVERYONE signed up so that they could see this battle. remeber the address was www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt incase anyone forgot that it was www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt but no one so far should have forgot that it was www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt

[-=rooty987=-]

then the system broke and then..

[Pulchritudinous]

Everyone started a big invasion on the cheesy puff household, and held britney captive in a cheesy puff wrapper.
They said unless they got www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt (http://www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt) up and running again they would shave britneys head a put her in the army, so the cheesy puff brothers managed to get the website back up, and the rap battles went on.

[G-flow]

then everyone joined www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt so they could rap in harmony. THE END?

[Anti-Pod]

then the computer blew up, in the cafe whihc mad a fire which caught the cafe while the family was in there, they died in side, but they did a pray befoer they died saying : we shall hunt the living..........

[G-flow]

The end :D.

[Convictions]

But when they thought it was over the baby with a lisp from McFly tried to rap and everyone was like pfft, and he was like What!!That was cool im a R0xx0rz like eminem all of a sudden we hear and bang , we hear the mcfly dude slumps to the floor then ciarans face glints on screen *screen fades out*

[G-flow]

Then the audience are confused..they do not no what has happened so they all go out and buy skateboards and throw them at each other.......THE END.

[Ciaran]

Well thats a bit of a kuffuffel isnt it?
dont like it

[G-flow]

yeah its a weird story....it mentions www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt a lot. thats right folks , www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt . that address again is www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt lol

[wootzy]

but then the baby with a lisp got really angry and hax0r3d rapcontrol and deleted everything.........
(PS try not to end it, and try not to have rapcontrol in every post frontslide)

[Rareoid]

which caused WW3 in the whole of the world and Mars...

[wootzy]

where the aliens made clones of the queen reciting her xmas speech :O:O:O:O

[Rareoid]

Which sent the asteroids heading straight to Saturn asleep like a lullerby..

[nvrspk4]

when the asteroid smashed into HyperGhost's alts and redirected to Mars and squished all the queens (clones and real)

[G-flow]

Then earth Made a Giant robot called John and they placed cheesy Mcgees skeleton in it to give it super lepricon Powers so he blasted the asteroid away just in time to unsquash all the queens :S

[nvrspk4]

and then some crazy dude named Dreamer917 went back in time and undid the unsquishing of the queens and sealed the time-space continium so that the queens were squished and couldnt come back. PERIOD

>:-) I AM evil

[ash5768]

Everyone rejoiced and for no reason rapcontrol was shut down!!! everyone was happy, theyw ere so happy they....

[8Marcus8]

rejoiced in the name of the famous cheesy mcgee, and they had a big party becos rapcontrol was really boring and they all ate...

[nvrspk4]

Bunny ears in honour of 8Marcus8 and :Jin: The Bunneh Kings but they were wafers looking like bunneh ears not real ones

[8Marcus8]

then cheesymcgee the 1st rose from the dead and revealed that habbo bunny ears are really discarded tampons which... (sorry if its to rudey)

[Rareoid]

were once used by King Billy Ney'mates' (the famous scottish ruler) wife.
They are believed to have dated back from...

[8Freak8]

1489 BC, where they wernt actually invented yet...

[8Marcus8]

so they all decided we were going too complex and decided to talk about the time space continueum, and partied sum more wid the dead cheesy mcgee!

[8Freak8]

until one person came along and asked the most shocking question...
"Who is Cheesy McGee anyway?"

[8Marcus8]

everyone was shocked that he didn't know who cheey mcgee was, and they said "read the story from the start!" So the spanked the man who dint know who cheesy mcgee was then...

[8Marcus8]

everyone had a happy ending except the people who were eaten and other stuff so the mods decided to close this thread because nobody posted it any more. *cough*
THE END

[ash5768]

but somebody told marcus to shut up and the post was continued, the man from the very begginning of the story who fell from the aeroplane jumpedout again, he.....

[8Marcus8]

said " ash was bein a smelleh bum cos marcus had contributed lots to this thread" and thought that this story was gonna go on 4eva and nobody was gonna post nemore :(

[lil-rarez]

Then a chicken flew by.......

[8Marcus8]

and then we all read a time line of cheesy mcgee in our history lessons, but our history teachers werre really the muffin man from the start of the story! He wanted to get his revenge on cheesy mcgee for throwing a chair at him so he. . .

[8Freak8]

Turned on Radio 4 and pumped it through speakers across the UK, causing teenages everywhere to...

[Jase]

dance like chickens because

[G-flow]

frontslide wanted super noodles

[Jase]

frontslide wanted super noodles

but frontslide ran out of soya sauce :o :o

[G-flow]

" nooooooooo!" shouted frontslide, luckily he kept backup in his pocket so he was alright and ready to go :p

[Jase]

now the race was on to get to the kettle before it boiled!! however :eusa_booh

[G-flow]

frontslide turned the kettle off as he was too hungry and he ate the noodles raw!!!!...with bacup soy sauce :D

[Jase]

Erhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
every1 shouted And frontslides mum came and gave him a smack on the head :eusa_naug but *sigh* does ne thing go RIGHT in this story?!?!?

[G-flow]

"what can i say? I was hungry :p " Said frontslide, Tidus then said " You disgust me"
Frontslide was shocked so he...

[Janumz]

slapped angjum in the mouth and broke her tooth :o

[8Marcus8]

so she had to go to the dentist but 8Marcus8 was the evil dentist!

[Janumz]

and he pulled out all her teeth one-by-one

[G-flow]

and made a necklace and he flew to jamaica

[8Marcus8]

in jamaica 8Marcus8 bought some new bunny ears which as revealed in earlier posts are made of tampons! He got so angry he....

[G-flow]

ate the tampons and swallowed them in one gulp, he then had a refreshing drink of

[Janumz]

tampons and decided to go and buy some more tampons

[G-flow]

so he went to boots and was looking in the tampon section when he met dionysus in the same section :o

[Janumz]

and he was buying lots of tampons too, but then

[G-flow]

when marcus picked up the last packet, dionysus stole it off him and ran away :o

[8Marcus8]

marcus dived on dionysus and performed some dental surgery, dionysdus....

[G-flow]

screamed like a little girl, luckily frontslide was in the same isle disguised as a tampon and he recorded it all :p

[8Marcus8]

so frontslide and marcus posted dionysus's scream on all forums! The owners got...

[G-flow]

the shock of there lives when they heard it, marcus and frontslide laughed a lot after that moment

[8Marcus8]

then habbo sued marcus and frontslide for hurting dionysus's feelings, marcus and frontslide had no money so they....

[G-flow]

ran away from the uk and went to www.habbohotel.com.sg to start a new life as casino men

[8Marcus8]

that scammed inosent habbos

[G-flow]

frontslide though to himself " this isnt right" so he left .com.sg leaving marcus behind poor and lonely since frontslide took all the earnings :p, frontslide moved to mexico where he hoped a new habbo would be built?

[8Marcus8]

marcus sat lonely in his room and the habbo staff banned frontslide from the new habbo mexico for stealing marcus's scamming earnings

[G-flow]

" that scamming little :rude: " shouted frontslide as he left mexico to head for The Ol' U S Of A where he would then start a new life :p

[8Marcus8]

marcus decided to stalk frontslide and caught the next plane to the USA, he was shocked to find when he got there that...

[G-flow]

Frontslide already knew that marcus was on his way so he blocked all entrances to his new destination, Canada :p

[8Marcus8]

marcus was stumped, then he sudenly had an idea! He wood get to frontslide by...

[G-flow]

Using teleporters, " uh -uh -uh " said frontslide , " if you come through a teleporter you will be blocked because i have put a mode bar in front of it " hah haha"

[8Marcus8]

while all of this was going on, one of cheesy mcgees twins (cheesy mcgee and his other twin dies earlier) was in ireland on a holiday! He

[G-flow]

knew frontslide and marcus during there good ol' days in Uk , one time on there visits to cheesy mcgee they...

[8Marcus8]

helped him beat up that gingerbread man, that was really funny but marcus and frontslide weren't mentioned in that post becos...

[G-flow]

frontslide didnt want to be mentioned and marcus didnt either so they kept hush hush

[8Marcus8]

anyway bak in reality marcus had found a way to frontslide and had tied him up on a chair,

[G-flow]

frontslide still said " ha! no matter what you'll do you will never recieve your credits back or that toothbrush we found in Singapore, as i have spent it all on this one thing" frontslide then showed marcus what he bought. it was...

[8Marcus8]

a cows ear! "WHAT" Marcus shouted, you worthless poo i am going to burn you down! Marcus lit a match but suddenly......

[G-flow]

frontslide put on the cow ears ( which were only plastic as frontslide is a vegetarian) and he had a magical forcefield around him, " i bought these cow ears of a traveller of the road a.k.a P@ND@ and now i can never be hurt or damaged , and i got a free hat with it :p "

[8Marcus8]

marc dropped the match and the petrol was alight, frontslide giggled as the petrol burned down marcus and frontslide was in his forcefield! Once the fire had stopped...

[G-flow]

frontslide magically untied himsef and decided to go watch the new malcom in the middle ( on sky 1) right now...seriously :p

[8Marcus8]

marcus cried in pain at his computer screen as his gaming partner had left him :(
he sed it has been good playing games with him and the rep wood be awarded soon, then marcus died in the flames...

[G-flow]

But Frontslide was back! He was upset that it was not a new malcom in the middle ( sky 1) but merely the one that was on last week, using the plastic cow ears he brought marcus back to life and they started gaming again :p

[8Marcus8]

then marcus came bak after eating his scampi and chips, what adventures wood frontslide and him get up to now?

[ColyTom]

Marcus woke up and found Nardia form big brother creeping into his room ...

[GoldSolid]

Tombo.. I really do think you should stop bumping these really old threads... <.<

[kasi]

Marcus woke up and found Nardia form big brother creeping into his room ...
you stupid noob stop bumping old threads to look cool

[ColyTom]

I'm not bumping old threads to look cool me and my friend are posting i nrandom threads nad why shouldn't I post in old threads is there a law about it ?

[kasi]

I'm not bumping old threads to look cool me and my friend are posting i nrandom threads nad why shouldn't I post in old threads is there a law about it ?
actually there is a rule..
my friend got cautioned/banned for posting/bumping in old old threads "/

[?WhyNot?]

He said that he just joined the italian mafia

[GoldSolid]

Yep, your not meant to bump old threads fool. Why dont you read the rules before you start posting?

[ColyTom]

Can you just tell me why going old threads is bad ???

[?WhyNot?]

Can you just tell me why going old threads is bad ???

It's called bumping threads and is against the rules.

READ THE RULES !