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ash5768
29-12-2004, 10:43 AM
Ok so this is how it works, it will be a long story.
Eg.1. he fell down a hole..
2.which was 5 feet wide..
3.but he was 6 feet so hew got stuck... etc
basically everyone puts a line into it or more lines.
Ill start it off.

John fell out of his plane which...

Moved by Butcher11 to games-

Concentric
29-12-2004, 11:16 AM
was actually on the ground... :rolleyes:

Convictions
29-12-2004, 11:39 AM
he never knew how to...

ash5768
29-12-2004, 12:00 PM
take it off, there were no pilots so he had to...

Ciaran
29-12-2004, 12:13 PM
Use farting power to fly

Jase
29-12-2004, 12:16 PM
till he ran out of the f-a-r-t power...

Butcher11
29-12-2004, 04:01 PM
So he jumped.....

ash5768
29-12-2004, 07:03 PM
he landed in a pillow van which took him to....

Convictions
29-12-2004, 07:38 PM
some place where there was

wootzy
29-12-2004, 07:39 PM
The singing chicken plucker off X factor

Convictions
29-12-2004, 09:18 PM
who sung the earth song by michael jackson, he then

Pulchritudinous
29-12-2004, 09:21 PM
decided he was too tired to experience any more randomness so he fell asleep on a pillow from the pillow van, and dreamt about

Butcher11
29-12-2004, 09:30 PM
Butcher putting him out of his.....

Convictions
29-12-2004, 09:32 PM
endless dreams (he was like sleeping beauty) and to rescue him butcher had to (btw nothing personal)

wootzy
29-12-2004, 10:05 PM
Eat burgers

Convictions
30-12-2004, 09:00 AM
in between doing backflips

wootzy
30-12-2004, 09:01 AM
on the toilet

ash5768
30-12-2004, 11:45 AM
but his head kept hitting the seat, he had to

wootzy
30-12-2004, 12:44 PM
Phone michael jackson

ash5768
30-12-2004, 12:46 PM
to pop off his plastic nose and rub it on the seat for lubrication...

Jase
30-12-2004, 01:32 PM
Michaels nose popped right off but it was a fake n shrivled up so

wootzy
30-12-2004, 01:48 PM
He put a carrot where his nose was supposed to be (being festive like a snowman)

Jase
30-12-2004, 01:52 PM
mick started to do the moonwalk but it didn't help the person on the toilet and was runnin out of ideas

wootzy
30-12-2004, 02:09 PM
So he ate some cheese

G-flow
30-12-2004, 02:14 PM
and then went to bed and 2000 years later he woke up...

wootzy
30-12-2004, 02:16 PM
To find That the once so dumb goldfish ruled earth!

G-flow
30-12-2004, 02:20 PM
so he decided to make his troubles go away. He breakdanced!

Jase
30-12-2004, 02:22 PM
michael joined in to and the fish hated it

G-flow
30-12-2004, 02:26 PM
So they boiled michael and turned him into a boiled thing

wootzy
30-12-2004, 02:33 PM
which was really a rowntrees fruit pastille!

G-flow
30-12-2004, 03:34 PM
he than danced with a lepricon called Cheesy Mcgee

wootzy
30-12-2004, 03:55 PM
Who starting singing the yellow brick road, and said it would lead him to.....

PS my 500th post xD

Anti-Pod
30-12-2004, 04:58 PM
the ginger beard hose.....

wootzy
30-12-2004, 05:24 PM
where he found the muffin man who said....

G-flow
30-12-2004, 05:37 PM
" wassup cheesy Mcggee , long time no see, here have a peice of my muffin head"

ash5768
30-12-2004, 05:40 PM
thanks said cheesy mcgee, mm u taste good here eat some of my cheesy feet, like it?

wootzy
30-12-2004, 06:10 PM
Its nice,but there is that odd smell...

Anti-Pod
30-12-2004, 07:35 PM
which tastes like nuts.....

Pulchritudinous
30-12-2004, 08:13 PM
He got fed up at that point, and threw a chair at the muffin man, and the muffin man flew into tiny peices.
Then cheesy Mcggee was hit by a flying peice of muffin debris and died, his family had a funeral, and buried him with cheesy puffs.

G-flow
30-12-2004, 08:33 PM
Then Cheesy Mcgee was brought back to life by Doctor Abcedfghijklmonp. who had a wife called Mrs Docto abcdefghijklmnop who had 839247,23423,3430 children who were all the age of 12. they also like to hang out with cheesy Mcgee

wootzy
30-12-2004, 08:35 PM
who taught them lots of funny things like armpit farting

G-flow
30-12-2004, 09:00 PM
and he also told them how to rap. Some of these children are know big famous rappers who you'll all have heard of such as Blingy Mc Bling , da dapper rapper , Unknown rapper guy from outerspace , and cheesy mcgee jr.

Pulchritudinous
30-12-2004, 09:18 PM
They went to a rap battle, and shocked the crowd with their random mcin, jive records signed them, and they all did a song with justin timberlake.

wootzy
30-12-2004, 09:27 PM
But justin got shot by his ex Britney Spears

Pulchritudinous
30-12-2004, 09:34 PM
Britney then decided she has a soft spot for the *dead* Cheesy Mcggee, so she gave him the kiss of life.
He then became a faster rapper than twista, and they got married in a Las Vegas thingy, and had twins called Cheesy Puff 1 and Cheesy Puff 2.

wootzy
30-12-2004, 09:38 PM
who were gay with each other.... (puff...)

Pulchritudinous
30-12-2004, 09:46 PM
They ended up going to Las Vegas, and losing all their mum and dads millions on some fruit machines.

Anti-Pod
30-12-2004, 10:32 PM
which turned out to be monsters

wootzy
30-12-2004, 10:41 PM
That started chanting jackpot

Pulchritudinous
31-12-2004, 12:18 PM
Then they threw all their money into the air, the the monsters which they thought were fruit machines ate the money, everyone in the casino screamed, and then they scrambled on the floor to make sure they got a few dollars of the cash.

wootzy
31-12-2004, 12:46 PM
But cheesy puff 1 was gasping when the coins went up and swallowed one

G-flow
31-12-2004, 12:51 PM
so to relieve his coin swallowing incident they all signed up at www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt so they could rap online

Pulchritudinous
31-12-2004, 01:13 PM
they thought, omg, this is such a good site, so they nominated it for the 'Best Site Award', and they won, they got 100% of the votes.
Then everyone cheered and started screaming 'RAP CONTROL ROCKS...RAP CONTROL ROCKS'.
And the whole world had a giant mc battle, and everyone lived happily ever after.

Jase
31-12-2004, 01:54 PM
however cheesy wanted branston

Pulchritudinous
31-12-2004, 02:02 PM
pickle, he ate 15 jars, and 2 smooth squeezy bottles, and then he was sick, and covered cheesy puff 2 in branston puke.

G-flow
31-12-2004, 02:04 PM
so to get rid of his troubles we went on to www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt again lol

Jase
31-12-2004, 02:09 PM
when he was rappin he puked all over the leppricons and they was screamin
*ah laddie get this puke of meh my luck is gone through the floor ah laddie*

Pulchritudinous
31-12-2004, 02:50 PM
She said 'O shutup you freeks' and threw them in the dustbin, and they were never seen again, Cheesy Puff 1 recovered from the pickle problem once he went on Rap Control, and Cheesy Puff 2 wash still taking his 56th bath, to get rid of the pickle stench.

Anti-Pod
31-12-2004, 03:25 PM
but was that end of that?.......

G-flow
01-01-2005, 11:29 AM
ofcourse it wasnt. The next day the were all ok so they went to an internet cafe. They were bored so they went onto www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt to see cheesy puff 1's comeback. He was dissin his fool old grandfather Mcgee

Ziabotsu
01-01-2005, 12:51 PM
and then grandfather mcgee hit cheesy...

wootzy
01-01-2005, 12:59 PM
in the "crown jewels" so they decided have a rap battle on rapcontrol

G-flow
01-01-2005, 01:31 PM
So EVERYONE signed up so that they could see this battle. remeber the address was www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt incase anyone forgot that it was www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt but no one so far should have forgot that it was www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt

-=rooty987=-
01-01-2005, 01:53 PM
then the system broke and then..

Pulchritudinous
01-01-2005, 02:01 PM
Everyone started a big invasion on the cheesy puff household, and held britney captive in a cheesy puff wrapper.
They said unless they got www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt (http://www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt) up and running again they would shave britneys head a put her in the army, so the cheesy puff brothers managed to get the website back up, and the rap battles went on.

G-flow
01-01-2005, 03:50 PM
then everyone joined www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt so they could rap in harmony. THE END?

Anti-Pod
01-01-2005, 04:00 PM
then the computer blew up, in the cafe whihc mad a fire which caught the cafe while the family was in there, they died in side, but they did a pray befoer they died saying : we shall hunt the living..........

G-flow
01-01-2005, 06:24 PM
The end :D.

Convictions
01-01-2005, 08:14 PM
But when they thought it was over the baby with a lisp from McFly tried to rap and everyone was like pfft, and he was like What!!That was cool im a R0xx0rz like eminem all of a sudden we hear and bang , we hear the mcfly dude slumps to the floor then ciarans face glints on screen *screen fades out*

G-flow
01-01-2005, 09:52 PM
Then the audience are confused..they do not no what has happened so they all go out and buy skateboards and throw them at each other.......THE END.

Ciaran
01-01-2005, 10:10 PM
Well thats a bit of a kuffuffel isnt it?
dont like it

G-flow
01-01-2005, 10:12 PM
yeah its a weird story....it mentions www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt a lot. thats right folks , www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt . that address again is www.rapcontrol.co.uk.tt lol

wootzy
01-01-2005, 10:29 PM
but then the baby with a lisp got really angry and hax0r3d rapcontrol and deleted everything.........
(PS try not to end it, and try not to have rapcontrol in every post frontslide)

Rareoid
01-01-2005, 11:03 PM
which caused WW3 in the whole of the world and Mars...

wootzy
01-01-2005, 11:10 PM
where the aliens made clones of the queen reciting her xmas speech :O:O:O:O

Rareoid
01-01-2005, 11:20 PM
Which sent the asteroids heading straight to Saturn asleep like a lullerby..

nvrspk4
02-01-2005, 05:15 AM
when the asteroid smashed into HyperGhost's alts and redirected to Mars and squished all the queens (clones and real)

G-flow
02-01-2005, 02:00 PM
Then earth Made a Giant robot called John and they placed cheesy Mcgees skeleton in it to give it super lepricon Powers so he blasted the asteroid away just in time to unsquash all the queens :S

nvrspk4
07-01-2005, 12:22 AM
and then some crazy dude named Dreamer917 went back in time and undid the unsquishing of the queens and sealed the time-space continium so that the queens were squished and couldnt come back. PERIOD

>:-) I AM evil

ash5768
17-01-2005, 05:00 PM
Everyone rejoiced and for no reason rapcontrol was shut down!!! everyone was happy, theyw ere so happy they....

8Marcus8
17-01-2005, 08:38 PM
rejoiced in the name of the famous cheesy mcgee, and they had a big party becos rapcontrol was really boring and they all ate...

nvrspk4
17-01-2005, 11:52 PM
Bunny ears in honour of 8Marcus8 and :Jin: The Bunneh Kings but they were wafers looking like bunneh ears not real ones

8Marcus8
18-01-2005, 03:57 PM
then cheesymcgee the 1st rose from the dead and revealed that habbo bunny ears are really discarded tampons which... (sorry if its to rudey)

Rareoid
18-01-2005, 07:57 PM
were once used by King Billy Ney'mates' (the famous scottish ruler) wife.
They are believed to have dated back from...

8Freak8
18-01-2005, 08:13 PM
1489 BC, where they wernt actually invented yet...

8Marcus8
20-01-2005, 09:09 PM
so they all decided we were going too complex and decided to talk about the time space continueum, and partied sum more wid the dead cheesy mcgee!

8Freak8
21-01-2005, 06:47 PM
until one person came along and asked the most shocking question...
"Who is Cheesy McGee anyway?"

8Marcus8
22-01-2005, 04:09 PM
everyone was shocked that he didn't know who cheey mcgee was, and they said "read the story from the start!" So the spanked the man who dint know who cheesy mcgee was then...

8Marcus8
27-01-2005, 07:13 PM
everyone had a happy ending except the people who were eaten and other stuff so the mods decided to close this thread because nobody posted it any more. *cough*
THE END

ash5768
27-01-2005, 07:32 PM
but somebody told marcus to shut up and the post was continued, the man from the very begginning of the story who fell from the aeroplane jumpedout again, he.....

8Marcus8
27-01-2005, 07:43 PM
said " ash was bein a smelleh bum cos marcus had contributed lots to this thread" and thought that this story was gonna go on 4eva and nobody was gonna post nemore :(

lil-rarez
27-01-2005, 08:13 PM
Then a chicken flew by.......

8Marcus8
28-01-2005, 10:38 PM
and then we all read a time line of cheesy mcgee in our history lessons, but our history teachers werre really the muffin man from the start of the story! He wanted to get his revenge on cheesy mcgee for throwing a chair at him so he. . .

8Freak8
29-01-2005, 11:01 AM
Turned on Radio 4 and pumped it through speakers across the UK, causing teenages everywhere to...

Jase
29-01-2005, 11:08 AM
dance like chickens because

G-flow
29-01-2005, 11:52 AM
frontslide wanted super noodles

Jase
29-01-2005, 12:00 PM
frontslide wanted super noodles

but frontslide ran out of soya sauce :o :o

G-flow
29-01-2005, 12:01 PM
" nooooooooo!" shouted frontslide, luckily he kept backup in his pocket so he was alright and ready to go :p

Jase
29-01-2005, 12:03 PM
now the race was on to get to the kettle before it boiled!! however :eusa_booh

G-flow
29-01-2005, 12:04 PM
frontslide turned the kettle off as he was too hungry and he ate the noodles raw!!!!...with bacup soy sauce :D

Jase
29-01-2005, 12:06 PM
Erhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
every1 shouted And frontslides mum came and gave him a smack on the head :eusa_naug but *sigh* does ne thing go RIGHT in this story?!?!?

G-flow
29-01-2005, 12:09 PM
"what can i say? I was hungry :p " Said frontslide, Tidus then said " You disgust me"
Frontslide was shocked so he...

Janumz
29-01-2005, 05:46 PM
slapped angjum in the mouth and broke her tooth :o

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 05:55 PM
so she had to go to the dentist but 8Marcus8 was the evil dentist!

Janumz
29-01-2005, 05:57 PM
and he pulled out all her teeth one-by-one

G-flow
29-01-2005, 05:58 PM
and made a necklace and he flew to jamaica

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 06:00 PM
in jamaica 8Marcus8 bought some new bunny ears which as revealed in earlier posts are made of tampons! He got so angry he....

G-flow
29-01-2005, 06:01 PM
ate the tampons and swallowed them in one gulp, he then had a refreshing drink of

Janumz
29-01-2005, 06:01 PM
tampons and decided to go and buy some more tampons

G-flow
29-01-2005, 06:06 PM
so he went to boots and was looking in the tampon section when he met dionysus in the same section :o

Janumz
29-01-2005, 06:07 PM
and he was buying lots of tampons too, but then

G-flow
29-01-2005, 06:08 PM
when marcus picked up the last packet, dionysus stole it off him and ran away :o

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 06:18 PM
marcus dived on dionysus and performed some dental surgery, dionysdus....

G-flow
29-01-2005, 06:20 PM
screamed like a little girl, luckily frontslide was in the same isle disguised as a tampon and he recorded it all :p

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 06:20 PM
so frontslide and marcus posted dionysus's scream on all forums! The owners got...

G-flow
29-01-2005, 06:22 PM
the shock of there lives when they heard it, marcus and frontslide laughed a lot after that moment

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 06:23 PM
then habbo sued marcus and frontslide for hurting dionysus's feelings, marcus and frontslide had no money so they....

G-flow
29-01-2005, 06:24 PM
ran away from the uk and went to www.habbohotel.com.sg to start a new life as casino men

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 06:27 PM
that scammed inosent habbos

G-flow
29-01-2005, 06:29 PM
frontslide though to himself " this isnt right" so he left .com.sg leaving marcus behind poor and lonely since frontslide took all the earnings :p, frontslide moved to mexico where he hoped a new habbo would be built?

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 06:30 PM
marcus sat lonely in his room and the habbo staff banned frontslide from the new habbo mexico for stealing marcus's scamming earnings

G-flow
29-01-2005, 06:31 PM
" that scamming little :rude: " shouted frontslide as he left mexico to head for The Ol' U S Of A where he would then start a new life :p

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 06:33 PM
marcus decided to stalk frontslide and caught the next plane to the USA, he was shocked to find when he got there that...

G-flow
29-01-2005, 06:36 PM
Frontslide already knew that marcus was on his way so he blocked all entrances to his new destination, Canada :p

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 06:40 PM
marcus was stumped, then he sudenly had an idea! He wood get to frontslide by...

G-flow
29-01-2005, 06:41 PM
Using teleporters, " uh -uh -uh " said frontslide , " if you come through a teleporter you will be blocked because i have put a mode bar in front of it " hah haha"

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 06:44 PM
while all of this was going on, one of cheesy mcgees twins (cheesy mcgee and his other twin dies earlier) was in ireland on a holiday! He

G-flow
29-01-2005, 06:45 PM
knew frontslide and marcus during there good ol' days in Uk , one time on there visits to cheesy mcgee they...

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 06:48 PM
helped him beat up that gingerbread man, that was really funny but marcus and frontslide weren't mentioned in that post becos...

G-flow
29-01-2005, 06:49 PM
frontslide didnt want to be mentioned and marcus didnt either so they kept hush hush

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 06:50 PM
anyway bak in reality marcus had found a way to frontslide and had tied him up on a chair,

G-flow
29-01-2005, 06:52 PM
frontslide still said " ha! no matter what you'll do you will never recieve your credits back or that toothbrush we found in Singapore, as i have spent it all on this one thing" frontslide then showed marcus what he bought. it was...

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 06:57 PM
a cows ear! "WHAT" Marcus shouted, you worthless poo i am going to burn you down! Marcus lit a match but suddenly......

G-flow
29-01-2005, 06:59 PM
frontslide put on the cow ears ( which were only plastic as frontslide is a vegetarian) and he had a magical forcefield around him, " i bought these cow ears of a traveller of the road a.k.a [email protected]@ and now i can never be hurt or damaged , and i got a free hat with it :p "

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 07:00 PM
marc dropped the match and the petrol was alight, frontslide giggled as the petrol burned down marcus and frontslide was in his forcefield! Once the fire had stopped...

G-flow
29-01-2005, 07:02 PM
frontslide magically untied himsef and decided to go watch the new malcom in the middle ( on sky 1) right now...seriously :p

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 07:04 PM
marcus cried in pain at his computer screen as his gaming partner had left him :(
he sed it has been good playing games with him and the rep wood be awarded soon, then marcus died in the flames...

G-flow
29-01-2005, 07:08 PM
But Frontslide was back! He was upset that it was not a new malcom in the middle ( sky 1) but merely the one that was on last week, using the plastic cow ears he brought marcus back to life and they started gaming again :p

8Marcus8
29-01-2005, 07:41 PM
then marcus came bak after eating his scampi and chips, what adventures wood frontslide and him get up to now?

ColyTom
29-10-2005, 08:57 PM
Marcus woke up and found Nardia form big brother creeping into his room ...

GoldSolid
29-10-2005, 09:01 PM
Tombo.. I really do think you should stop bumping these really old threads... <.<

kasi
29-10-2005, 09:02 PM
Marcus woke up and found Nardia form big brother creeping into his room ...
you stupid noob stop bumping old threads to look cool

ColyTom
29-10-2005, 09:08 PM
I'm not bumping old threads to look cool me and my friend are posting i nrandom threads nad why shouldn't I post in old threads is there a law about it ?

kasi
29-10-2005, 09:09 PM
I'm not bumping old threads to look cool me and my friend are posting i nrandom threads nad why shouldn't I post in old threads is there a law about it ?
actually there is a rule..
my friend got cautioned/banned for posting/bumping in old old threads "/

?WhyNot?
29-10-2005, 09:11 PM
He said that he just joined the italian mafia

GoldSolid
29-10-2005, 09:11 PM
Yep, your not meant to bump old threads fool. Why dont you read the rules before you start posting?

ColyTom
29-10-2005, 09:12 PM
Can you just tell me why going old threads is bad ???

?WhyNot?
29-10-2005, 09:46 PM
Can you just tell me why going old threads is bad ???

It's called bumping threads and is against the rules.

READ THE RULES !

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