Armour/Weaponry Shop

[Sabu]

Hello, and welcome to the Relish & Lerish Armour and Weaponry Shop!

We have just sold our last Plastic Sword, but it will be in the shop sometime this week.


Please pay cash only, no credit/debit cards, or cheques. Thats what cash only means.


Here is the list of what we have:

Plasic Sword - $2 - 0 Stock
Can be very good when fighting... a stuffed teddy.
Master Sword - $300 - 500 stock
Yes, we did steal them from Link, but we paid alot for it *shows scars*
Hyperbeam Sword - $220 - 43 stock
Sadly, we are running out of these very lovely swords.
Shotgun Sword - $321 - 1,502 stock
Can you believe it? A shotgun and a sword all in one!
Katana - $200 - 5,000 stock
Wow! The chinese have given us alot of these! Comes with a free Katana Holder.
Soft Blade - $400 - 567 stock
If you come across a stick, use this to cut it.
Hard Blade - $410 - 329 stock
If you come acriss a log,use this to cut it.
Short Blade
If you come across a flying pig, use this to kill it.
Long Blade
If you come across a SinSpawn, use this to kill it.

Plastic Shield - $5 - 3 stock
I wouldnt recommend fighting a pig with this.
Mirror Shield - $600 - 1 stock
This we did not steal from Link... we found it in the Earth Temple on Zelda: The Wind Waker!
Mayonnaise Lid - $7 - 59 stock
Dont use this if you go to the Wilderness!
Spiked Shield - $2,627 - 500 stock
Excellent defense. Dont use this i you hate gore.
Big Peice Of Paper - $0.20 - 999,999
This may be very easy to rip in half, but atleast its bigger than you!
Steel Shield - $153 - 80 stock
Stainless Steel, very handy when theres blood.
Leaf Blower - $30 - 0 stock
Ok, we have sold, actually, we never had a Leaf Blower. This is an advert from B&Q
Fluffy Shield - $20 - 3,000 stock
My girlfriend requested this. It may bring fleas towards you, but this handy little shield has Bug Repellant!Invisability Cloak - $30,000 - 12 stock
Harry gave us this, so dont accuse us! Very handy when fighting Catwoman! Get it? Hahaha!


We will restock as soon as we can, and any donations of weapons, armour or money will be great!
We would also like to wish you good luck on your adventure. You know, across the world, Spira, the way home etc. So, as a thank you gift, we would like to give you this,
You was given a Kit Kat! You put the Kit Kat in your lunch box.
This, my friend, will keep you full for 2 minutes. What? Oh come on! It only takes 1.48 seconds to cross the world doesnt it? Oh. Well, here, you better take this with you aswell,
You was given twenty more Kit Kats! You put them all in your lunch box.
Now, that will keep you full about a day... you better take this aswell,
You was given a Mega Sword and a Mega Suit! You equip them.
These will protect you from a quarter of this worlds beasts, magic and rain. Thats right! That suit is rain sensative! If a drop of rain hits it, the umbrella automatically pops above your head. Niffty eh?

Well, enough of me talking. Buy something? Donate something? Sell something? Go on an adventure, anything! Just dont be nasty to any of the other adventurers and dont try to start a Medieval war!

Thank you fellow forumers! God bless x

[i am a rapper]

what the ****in hell

[Sabu]

what the ****in hell

Hmm. Ok, this is a Forum Game. You pretend to buy stuff, you know. Example*

Mystry-man300
Ill buy a Mirror Shield *gives $600*


This is for fun, PM me if you dont understand how it works.

We have now have 30 Plastic Swords.

[Arth]

May I buy every single thing you have in stock *Hands $100000000*

[Sabu]

You sure can! *gives 2 pence change*.

IM RICH! Actually, Im not, as I'll have to spend the money to restock :( *puts Wooden Shield in the shop*

Wooden Shield - $200 - 501 stock
Very basic. I wouldnt recommend going to extreme places with it.

[Flumples]

This game scares me... O.o

Can I have.. A lethal banana?

[Dottz]

Do you have any rubberbands in stock if you dont can you add em' I need them!

[Flumples]

Speaking of bands.. I need some sweatbands. Pink pls ^^

[Sabu]

Sure. *stocks up on the latest craze*

Armbands - $5 - 20,000 stock
Learning to swim?
Sweatbands - $3 - 20,000 stock
Get rid of that sweat! Comes in 3 different colours. Pink, blue or green?
Rubberbands - $0.30 - 20,000 stock
Acts as an organiser and a slingshot!
Lethal Bannana - $3 - 20,000 stock
Not edible.
Wooden Shield - $200 - 501 stock
Very basic. I wouldnt recommend going to extreme places with it.


Here, you can have this gift, a token of our gratitude,
You got a Magical Fortune Cookie! You crack it and read your fortune:

The one that thinks to much, doesnt know enough.

Can you work out what this means? PM with your answer, and you will get free rep :)

[Achieve]

I'll buy 2 wooden shields.. *Hands $400.00*

[Sabu]

Mercy :)

Can I interest you in a free sample of Oak Juice?

It can heal all of our wounds, with a sinlgle drop. This stuff isnt easy to get, so I will give it to for, say $500,000? I will also give you another bottle, to show how much we love you all shopping here xxx

[Sabu]

Darn that insane little Slaywiser, hes just stolen all our stock!!!

We had to find some stuff, quick, before the shop went bankrupt :o The stock now looks like this,

Wooden Stick - $1 - 200 stock
Well, it's better than nothing, is it not?
Leaves - $0.21 - 6,000 stock
Blend in with your surroundings... lots and lots of leaves.
Ancient Tombstone - $1,000,000 - 1 stock
Yes, we did steal this from the Anceint Tomb, yes, we are cursed.
Pink Flower - $20 - 200 stock
Take a sniff of this and die instantly and peacefully. No gore!
Blue Flower - $21 - 424 stock
Whatever you do, dont sniff this!
Raft - $700 - 3 stock
Cant cross a lake? Sit in this baby and vola!

Thats all we have for now.

[GotUpdates?]

***buys a raft***

[nets]

If you wrote all that out, then I'm sad nothing will compensate your wasted time.

[Sabu]

It didnt really waste my time, cosidering I had nothing better to do, and hey, if the games a failure, I can always think of a new game ;)

[Arth]

Aw I love this game

[Flumples]

I WANNA BUY SOME CHEESE..