The Chuck Norris Joke Game

[Desjardens]

All you need to do is post a Chuck Norris Joke.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[Wayne]

Joke/true fact:

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent

[-Wolverine]

Chuck Norris was caught having s'ex with a man. This is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

[Desjardens]

It's herd that Ckuck Norris' tears cure Cancer, too bad he never cry's

[VistaUltimate]

Chuck Norris has a spare chin although he uses both

[Wayne]

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris

[Adam$]

Biologically, Chuck Norris is his own step-father.

[Revis]

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all 3 bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

[Adam$]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

[Desjardens]

Chuck Norris got shot in the head, but the bullet disolved because of his sheer awsomeness

[Bielby2ooo]

chuck norris counted to infinity twice :o


http://www.van-waveren.nl/pix/blog/chuck-norris.jpg

[BL!NKEY]

Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.

http://www.ideagrove.com/blog/uploaded_images/ChuckNorris2-793901.jpg

[Desjardens]

When Chuck Norris moves, the whole world bows at his presense

[BL!NKEY]

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

[Desjardens]

It is impossible to be kidnapped by Chuck Norris, that would mean you wouldn't enjoy it