Football chants

[Lyca]

Does anyone know any

When the ball hits the goal its not shearer or cole its zamoraaaaaaa

[paradox]

I know loads.

[Lyca]

I know loads.
Go on then

[,Alexx.]

Who's that team we call the boro
whos that team we all adore
and we play in red and white and
we're fucking dynamite and we'll
support the boro forever more =]

[paradox]

Joe Royle's got a fat potato head
A fat potato head
A fat potato head
Joe Royle's got a fat potato head
A fat potato head
A fat Potato head (Yellow submarine)


Rob Earnshaw Earnshaw,
hes only five foot four,
you know that hes gonna score,
Rob eanrshaw earnshaw. (Kay Sara, same to Gerrard's one)

Team full of bullies,
You're just a team full of bullies,
You're just a team full of bullies!

etc etc, I cba to go on.

[,Alexx.]

We love you geordies we do
we love you geordies we do
we love you geordies we do
oh geordies we love you

do we fuck do we shite
we support the red and white
come on boro lol

You are my Boro,
My only Boro,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
You'll never notice,
How much I love you,
Please don't take,
My Boro away.

And it's Middlesbrough,
Middlesbrough FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

[Rey]

E-io, E-io, E-io its up the football league we go
when we win promotion this is what we'll sing
we are wolves
we are wolves
hoddle is our king

[paradox]

E-io, E-io, E-io its up the football league we go
when we win promotion this is what we'll sing
we are wolves
we are wolves
hoddle is our king
Thats what we sing aswell, with Worthy LOL.
We don't sing it anymore, likewise I expect you don't either

We want Worthy and Hoddle out. :)

[Lyca]

Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Scousers on the top
Put the City in the middle
And burn the f**kin lot

Viera, Woah-oh ,
Viera, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
He comes from Senagal,
He gave Giggsy the ball,
And Arsenal won f*ck all.

Viera, Woah-oh ,
Viera, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
His favourite card is red,
He sleeps in Wenger's bed.

Viera, Woah-oh ,
Viera, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
He missed and f*cked it up,
And Arsenal lost the cup.

Who put the ball in the Scousers net?
Who put the ball in the Scousers net?
Who put the ball in the Scousers net?
Dozy F**kin' Dudek!

[Grindie]

I'm west ham 'til I die
I'm west ham 'til I die
I know I am
I'm sure I am
I'm west ham 'til I die!

[RareIce]

BLUE MOON YOU SAW ME STANDING ALONE
WITHOUT A DREAM IN MY HEART
WITHOUT A LOVE OF MY OWNNN

I SAID BLUE MOOONNN

[Man City]


only oneeeee bobby charlton only oneee bobby charlton
witth a packet of sweets
a cheeky smile
bobby charlton is a pedofile

[Kasabian]

OH WHEN THE WHITES!
Oh when the whites!
GO MARCHING IN!
Go marching in
Oh when the whites go marching in,
I want to be in that number!
Oh when the whites go marching in!


If i had the wings of an eagle,
If i had the arse of a crow!
I'd fly over Shrewsbury tomorrow,
And Shit on the bastards below!
Telford! *clap clap clap* Telford *clap clap clap*


Our number 1, is Kyle Perry,
Our number 2, Is Kyle perry!
Our number 3, is Kyle Perry,
Our number 4, Is Kyle perry!
Our number 5, is Kyle Perry,
Our number 6, Is Kyle perry!
Our number 7, is Kyle Perry,
Our number 8, Is Kyle perry!
Our number 9, is Kyle Perry,
Our number 10, Is Kyle perry!
Our number 11, is Kyle Perry,
And all our subss, Are Kyle Perry!
[Yellow Sub]We all want a team of Kyle Perry,
A team of kyle perry, A Team of kyle perry.[/yellow sub]

Chim Chimney Chim Chimney Chim Chim Chiru
We hate the bastards in amber and blue!


Rob Smiths, Telford Army
Rob Smiths Telford Army


Rob & Larey's Barmy army
Rob & Larey's Barmy army


We all follow the Telford, over land and see
And shrewsbury!
We all follow the telford, On to victory!
All togther now!
We all follow the Telford, over land and see
And shrewsbury!
We all follow the telford, On to victory!

You are my telford,
My only Telford,
You make me happy! when skies are grey
You'll never notice! How much i love you,
So please don't take, My telford away!

[Colourful™]

I posted something like this a few weeks back but owell.

he can play on the left,
he can play on the right,
that boy Ronaldo,
makes Beckham look s***e

When his foot hits the ball
Its a Definate Goal
IT'S WAYNE ROOONEY!

When Dave Moyes pulls a frown
Guess who's lifting the Crown!
IT'S WAYNE ROONEY

the sh!test ever football club went to Telford for a ride
on an open top bus cos theyd never rode one in their lives
cos theyve never won a trophy like weve done in years gone by
cos there too f'innnnnnn shyteeeeeeee

you are my solskjaer, my ole solskjaer,
you make me happy, when skies are grey,
oh alan shearer, was f*cking dearer,
so please don't take my solskjaer away

[Scouse]

He's Fat
He's Bald
He Likes his women old!
Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney

footballchants.org - The Definitive Guide To Football Chants. (http://www.footballchants.org/index.htm?http://www.footballchants.org/viewChants.php?divs=D0&teams=17&let=W)

Theres loads of songs on there that fans have sung.

[Colourful™]

footballchants.org - The Definitive Guide To Football Chants. (http://www.footballchants.org/index.htm?http://www.footballchants.org/viewChants.php?divs=D0&teams=17&let=W)

Theres loads of songs on there that fans have sung.

Yup, that's what I use. :)

[Corq]

1- United! United! United!

2- C And A And R And l
I And S And L And E
U N I T E D
Carlisle United FC!

3. We Are Carlisle
We Are Carlisle
Super Carlisle
From The North
We Are Carlisle
Super Carlisle
We Are Carlisle
From The North
No-One Likes Us
No-One Likes Us
No-One Likes Us
We Don't Care
We Are Carlisle
Super Carlisle
We are Carlisle From The North

4- Paul Simpsons Blue And White Army
Paul Simpsons Blue And White Army

5- And We All Love Carlisle
Carlisle United FC
They're The Finest Football Team
That The World Has Ever Seen

6- E I E I E I O
Up The Football League We Go
When We Win Promotion
This Is What We'll Sing
We Are Carlisle
We Are Carlisle
Simmo Is The King

7- Wisemen Say
Only Fools Will Rush
But I Can't Help Falling In Love With You

Take My Hand
Take My Whole Life Too
For I Can't Help Falling In Love With You

8- You Are My Carlisle
My Only Carlisle
You Make Me Happy
When Skies Are Grey
You'll Never Notice
How Much I Love You
So Don't Take My Carlisle Away

9 - Hello! Hello!
We Are The Carlisle Boys
Hello! Hello!
You Will Know Us By Our Noise
Were Going Up The Football League
Surrender Or You'll Die
We Are The Carlisle Boysss

10- Who Are We?
Blue Army!
Who Are We?
Blue Army!

11- Oh When The Blues (x2)
Go Marching In (x2)
Oh When The Blues Go Marching In
I Wanna Be In That Number
Oh When The Blues Go Marching In

12- Tell Your'e Mam, Your'e Mam,
To Put The Champagne On Ice
We're Getting Promotion Thrice
Tell Your'e Mam, Your'e Mam

13- Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Burnley on the top
Put the Darlo in the middle
And burn the f**king lot

14- Are You Darlo?
Are You Darlo?
Are You Darlo In Disguise?
Are You Darlo In Disguise?

15- Your Support Is
Your Support Is
Your Support Is F*****g S**t
Your Support Is F*****g S**t

16- Shall We Sing?
Shall We Sing?
Shall We Sing A Song For You?
Shall We Sing A Song For You?

17- Theres Only One Peter Murphy!
Only One Peter Murphy!
Theres Only One Peter Murphy!

18- Hawley! Hawley! Hawley!

19- Da Da Da Da
Micheal Bridges
Da Da Da Da
Micheal Bridges

20- Thierry Henry
Thierry Henry
Your'e Not As Good As Chris Billy

Zidane, Zidane
You Best Retire
Cause Chris Billy Is The New Messiah

I Told My Mate, The Other Day
I Think Ive Found, The New Pele
My Mate Said Who, Who Is He?
I Said His Name Was Chris Billy

Stevie Gerrard, You Can Stay At Anfield
Cause Chris Billy Is The King Of Midfield

Jermaine Defoe, Is Full Of Class,
But Chris Billy You Will Never Surpass

Oh Alan Sheare You Think Your God,
But Thank The Lord That We Have Tripod

Kieron Dyer, Is Very Fast
But Chris Billy, You Will Never Get Past

Na Na Na Na!
Na Na Na Na!
Na Na Na Na!
Na Na Na Na!

21- Shall We Score A?
Shall We Score A?
Shall We Score A Goal For You?
Shall We Score A Goal For You?

22- Your Supposed To
Your Supposed To
Your Supposed To Be At Home
Your Supposed To Be At Home

23- Your Not Very Good
Your Not Very Good
Your Not Very
Your Not Very
Your Not Very Good
Infact Your S**t
And You Know You Are
Your S**t
And You Know You Are

24- Ziggy
Oi
Ziggy
Oi
Ziggy Ziggy Ziggy
Oi Oi Oi

25- We Love Our Spaniard
We Love Our Spaniard
We Love Our Spaniard

26- Danny Livesey, Livesey
He Scored The Penalty
To Take Us To Stoke City
Danny Livesey, Livesey

27- Kevin Gray, Kevin Gray
Kevin, Kevin Gray
Hes Got No Hair But We Dont Care
Kevin, Kevin Gray

28- Who Needs Mourinho?
Weve Got Paul Simmio
Who Needs Mourinho?
Weve Got Paul Simmio

29- Come On Carlisle
Come On Carlisle

30- Barmy Army
Barmy Army
Barmy Army

31- Lets All P**s On [Teams Name]
Lets All P**s On [Teams Name]

Well, Thats Just A Few... :P

[bingoking]

1) He's out the England squad and we know why,
Cos Rio got high
Rio got high
Rio got high
la, la, la, la, la

2) And its Man United,
Man United F.C,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen

3) Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is too see,
United win away, oh!

[Kasabian]

http://www.footballchants.org/viewChantsRecent.php?teams=134&club=Telford

[,Alexx.]

Are you sunderland in disguise
Are you sunderland in disguise

T-T-Teessiders
T-T-Teessiders

4-1 to the mighty boro
4-1 to the mighty boro
4-1 to the mighty boro
4-1 to the mighty boro

3-0 to the mighty boro
3-0 to the mighty boro
3-0 to the mighty boro
3-0 to the mighty boro

(If anybody didn't know i'm talking about 4-1 man u,3-0 chelsea)

[Lysine]

Songs we sing at QPR

Gary Waddock
gary waddock's blue n white army
gary waddock's blue n white army
gary waddock's blue n white army
repeat until bored


Gary Woddacks Blue Army

Gary Waddock's blue n white army,
(clap,clap,clap,clap)
Gary Waddock's blue n white army,
(clap,clap,clap,clap)
Gary Waddock's blue n white army,
(clap,clap,clap,clap)
Gary Waddock's blue n white army,
(clap,clap,clap,clap)

You Are The Face Of Pukka Pies

You are the face of Pukka Pies
You are the face of .....
You are the face of .....
You are the face of Pukka Pies

You are the face of Pukka Pies !

When The R's Go Marching In

Oh when the R's (Oh when the R's), Go marching in! (Go marching in), Oh when the R's go marching in. Yes i want to be in that number... When the R's go marching in!


Whats It Like To See A Crowd

Whats It Like To
Whats It Like To
Whats It Like To See A Crowd
Whats It Like To See A Crowd

East London W*nk W*nk W*nk
East London W*nk W*nk W*nk
West London LA LA LA
West London LA LA LA
East London W*nk W*nk W*nk
East London W*nk W*nk W*nk

Crap Support
Your Support Is
Your Support Is
Your Support Is F*cking S*it
Your Support Is F*cking S*it

[Rolt]

Ruud van Nistelroy has gotta horses head
Ruud van Nistelroy has gotta horses head
Ruud van Nistelroy has gotta horses head
And he looks like f-ing mr ed mr ed