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Pulchritudinous
07-03-2005, 05:41 PM
The aim of the game, is to jokily, and less offensively as possible, insult the person above you.

Well you can start, and insult me!

(Please don't play the game if you are easily offended) :p .

[edited by snapshot] [Thread Closed Due to complete randomness and offence :P]

Ciaran
07-03-2005, 05:52 PM
Yo moma is so fat when she went missing they had to put her on the milk truck

Jase
07-03-2005, 05:55 PM
Yo momma so fat..she even carried a spoon to the SUPER BOWL

RikRoss88
07-03-2005, 06:23 PM
Is this against the habbo way? Meh.

Tidus' moma so old she got taught by Jesus

POW!

Jase
07-03-2005, 06:24 PM
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
BRING IT

Jase
07-03-2005, 06:27 PM
Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Jase
07-03-2005, 06:33 PM
Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".

Jase
07-03-2005, 07:36 PM
your mommas so fat i rolled over on her stomach twice and i was still on it!

Kardan
07-03-2005, 07:38 PM
your mther is so fat that... She is obese.

ROFL

Jase
07-03-2005, 07:39 PM
Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Kardan
07-03-2005, 07:41 PM
[My mither hates make up]

THIS MEANS WAR!

YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A 5 POUND NOTE

IT TURNED INTO 500 PENNIES!

Jase
07-03-2005, 07:43 PM
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!

Kardan
07-03-2005, 07:49 PM
yOUR MOTHER IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE LOOKED INTO THE CAMERAS.


THEY BROKE :p

RikRoss88
07-03-2005, 07:52 PM
Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings

POW POW BRING IT!

Jase
07-03-2005, 07:57 PM
Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Planet of the Apes

RikRoss88
07-03-2005, 07:59 PM
Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

The big 100

RikRoss88
07-03-2005, 08:05 PM
Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.
I MADE THAT UP! POW POW POW POW POW!

Jase
07-03-2005, 08:06 PM
your mum is just fat!

RikRoss88
07-03-2005, 08:13 PM
Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs

Sorry *blushes* I'm getting desperate now!

RikRoss88
07-03-2005, 08:16 PM
Yo Momas so dumb she gave birth to someone whos so cr.ap at alts!

GommeInc
07-03-2005, 08:20 PM
If Oxfam had a penny for every bad ALT you did, the poor people would be wearing bling in the advert :@

ttranquility.
07-03-2005, 08:21 PM
Your daddys so bald that when you look in the sky theres 2 moons =]

GommeInc
07-03-2005, 08:22 PM
Your daddy is so bald, Neil Armstrong landed on your his head!

RikRoss88
07-03-2005, 08:23 PM
lmao u try and do better newb ;)

Ha, I'm not the newb with the default avatar! And as Gomme said a penny should go to Oxfam for every bad alt you make! No need for RND this year then :@

ttranquility.
07-03-2005, 08:27 PM
Stop fighting. gosh. Its immature for you to be fighting on the net. And who are you to tell him his alts are bad in a different post?? Hmm..? Why dont you just tell him if an alt of his is bad in his thread and do the matture thing. hmm..?

ttranquility.
07-03-2005, 08:36 PM
Yo mommas so fat that she got mistaken for a cow.

ttranquility.
07-03-2005, 08:38 PM
lmao i would rather have my current av than a cheap newbish knock off like yours!!! Anywya back to topic mr.bradzo *laughs at avatar*

Well. Actually. His "cheap noobish* knock of like his" is actualy quite orig****. The spinning and the colours. But yours Cupid is also an orig**** one. Because habbox made it (members) . So how about you both drop the subject and get on with the thread. ok?

Edit by properclone - Do not double post!

Ciaran
07-03-2005, 08:59 PM
Yo mama is so dumb she jumped at the floor and missed

RikRoss88
07-03-2005, 08:59 PM
lmao i would rather have my current av than a cheap newbish knock off like yours!!! Anywya back to topic mr.bradzo *laughs at avatar*

*Switches topic again* I'm not gonna back down like a *****! My avatar took effort and isn't used by like every n00bish lad on these boards!

So hush lil' whipper snapper ;)

Edit by Properclone - Do not avoid the swear filter!

Jase
07-03-2005, 09:00 PM
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Pulchritudinous
07-03-2005, 09:38 PM
That 'insult' was just a few fries short of a happy meal, and as for you, well, your a mucas-eating, flab-showing, zit-popping, mouldy curry!

G-flow
08-03-2005, 04:20 PM
" Yo mamma " Jokes so bad they make Michael Jackson Look good ;)

Neil
08-03-2005, 04:49 PM
Yo' mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a sign that said, "Caution! Wide Turn!" ;)

Scriptermone
08-03-2005, 05:00 PM
Yo momma's so dumb she tryed to drown A fish and push a seagull off a cliff :p :D

GoldenGrahams
08-03-2005, 05:38 PM
whipper snapper lmao? Are you older than 17? And it looks like null effort!

Hi. I guess I had a bit too much of a bad rep on the old name. But as a matter of fact, no I'm not older than 17 :neutral:

Aside from that, I don't wish to get myself into any more trouble than I already am.

Pulchritudinous
08-03-2005, 08:36 PM
You stink so bad...everyone within a km of you wears a peg on their nose!
Wu-hu I mad that up myself.

jesus
08-03-2005, 08:39 PM
You wear granny pants. ROFL!

Concentric
08-03-2005, 08:50 PM
It's funny how, when asked to come out with an insult everyone came out with "Ya momma..."s

Honestly :rolleyes:

Clo
09-03-2005, 04:18 PM
Your Mamaz So Fat That When She Does A Full Turn, Its Next Year When She Finishes.

Pulchritudinous
09-03-2005, 09:27 PM
Your insults are so lame, AND old, that they...erm...DON'T MAKE PEOPLE EVEN LAUGH!

Jamie
09-03-2005, 09:44 PM
Why do people alway's make fun of people's mum's, "OMGZ UR MUM IS FAT" :l
They are childish

la-ur-en
09-03-2005, 09:47 PM
Looks like it has turned into 'your mama' jokes... Get ready people i am the best at this...

Your mama is so fat, she went out with high heels and came back with flip flops.

Your mama is so fat, when she wears high heels in texas, she finds oil.

Your mama is so fat, when she stands on the scales, it says 'one at a time please'.

Your mama is so dumb, she cut holes in her umberella to see if it was raining.

Your mama is so bald, i can see what she is thinking.

Your mama is so ugly, when she was born, her parents had to wrap a porkchop round her neck, just so the dog would play with her.

Your mama is so fat, it takes two buses and a train just to get on her good side.

Your mama is so poor, i seen her kicking a can down the street, and i asked her what she was doing, and she said 'moving house'.

Your mama is so poor, i seen her jumping on a dumpster one day, so i asked her why and she said 'my kids have locked me out'.

Your mama is so poor, i stood on a lit ciggerete, and she said 'who turned off the heating'

Your mama is so bald, i can see what she is thinking.

I will think of more later on, I just can't think of anymore :eusa_thin

Ciaran
09-03-2005, 09:58 PM
Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.

Yo mama's so fat, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my bum on the lightbulb.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so fat, her bum looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to wear a three piece bathing suit.

Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama's so fat, she whistles bass

Pulchritudinous
10-03-2005, 03:59 PM
You have body odour.

GoldenGrahams
10-03-2005, 04:01 PM
Ciaran and La-ur-en, we can all go to www.yourmama.com and copy and paste every cus on there.

Is there really any need though? It's insult after insult, not 25 insults followed by another 30 :-/

Pulchritudinous
12-03-2005, 11:54 AM
Your a silly billy.

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