Post excuses for a day off school..

[Tussauds!]

Yeah, what can I use to have a day off school?

The im ill one wont work anymore, got sent home thursday and had friday off and my mum knows im not ill..

I don't want to go tomorrow, HELP.

[brandon]

lol I'm not a fan of 'faking being ill' because I'm quite honest and don't wanna lie just to get out of school.

If you're not gonna say you're ill, then there's not much you can use for an excuse to be honest...

[Charlie]

Say that someone has passed away, and your too upset to come in.

Your having family problems that you have to stay off to sort out.

Your a skiver, and you don't want to go in? :rolleyes:

[Hecho]

I HATE Having days of school i find sittin at home doing nothing very very boring.

[benjamin]

i'm ill.

[Tussauds!]

It's got to be something to tell my mum btw..

[brandon]

I'm getting bullied??

[Andy?]

Tell your mom that you're having problems at school with friends, and that you just need some time to think it out before going to stand up to them and try and make friends again..

[FlyingJesus]

If your mum works, just go in and register, then leave.

[pulchritude]

how about you drag your fat *** to school for once.


Edited by Catzsy ( Forum Super Moderator) - please don't be rude to others. Thx:)

[cocaine]

how about you drag your fat *** to school for once.

Burn.

Say you fell over on the way back from school and you banged your shoulder.

[pulchritude]

im sorry i didn't mean it. :(

[Tussauds!]

;llllllll

obviousally you did or yiou wouldnt have said it :@

[extravagant]

how about you drag your fat *** to school for once.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
that is so true.
even i'm trying to get back into school.

[pulchritude]

;llllllll

obviousally you did or yiou wouldnt have said it :@

i r srtessed i took ma anger out on u. :@

[Tussauds!]

i r srtessed i took ma anger out on u. :@
take it out on your computer next time

punch it or somets

[Eamonn]

Is this thread even allowed, it is just encouraging cool boys/girls like you to take time off school and become dunces when you should be learning and getting an education :l.

[dirrty]

tell ur mum that u got ur willy trapped in ur zippers and its really painful when you move alot

or just say you dont wanna go school

[Zac]

tell ur mum that u got ur willy trapped in ur zippers and its really painful when you move alot


Owww, Thats just a matter of size. (Thankgod im a girl)

Say you feel ill,

[Tussauds!]

or just say you dont wanna go school
That works.. But I end up with no computer and not aloud out, so turns out really boring ;lllllllll

[ColyTom]

Is this thread even allowed, it is just encouraging cool boys/girls like you to take time off school and become dunces when you should be learning and getting an education :l.

That was very well said. :eusa_clap
I agree with that, instead of skiving off you should go and get an education; if you aren't happy with your current school then find another school in the area or just learn to live with it.

[jer isnt happy]

That works.. But I end up with no computer and not aloud out, so turns out really boring ;lllllllllyour the one that wanted off school...

[benjamin]

That was very well said. :eusa_clap
I agree with that, instead of skiving off you should go and get an education; if you aren't happy with your current school then find another school in the area or just learn to live with it.

lol, maybe they're just really tired arn't can't be bothered to go in one day? :s

[Caution]

Say you have post-natal depression.;)

[MADNESS!]

say your thought school was finished,
your dog ate your planner
your dog ate your car
you fell out the wrong side of bed and ended up next door

just a few suggestions xD

[Blinger1]

I HATE Having days of school i find sittin at home doing nothing very very boring.
Ditto. That is why I hate holidays:(!

I dont have excuses cause I dont take days off school ;)

[Roboevil]

I never take days off school tbh, I'm well keaner ='[.

[joejimbop]

I m homeschooled it's actually not boring and quite nice.

[<3]

Read this; How to Fake Sick to Your Parents to Get a Day off School (http://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Sick-to-Stay-Home-from-School). Worked for me a few times when I just needed a day off because I was fed up.