Man cuts off his penis in a restaurant

[-Soph-]

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.


The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin
Zizzi spokeswoman

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."


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i'm sorry.. but it is a little bit amusing...

[Fall.]

My auntie said this

[arouse]

i find it a bit amusing, but concerned at the same time.
that guy had to have some serious problems to do that in a public
place.

[Scammeroid]

It's extremely disturbing! :@ He must have a disability or something to do that. I would of hated to be in that restuarant. I would've ran thinking that he killed someone and then killed himself to not go to prison.

[-Soph-]

it doesn't say anything about him being mentally ill though :s

[arouse]

well i doubt a sane person would do that, lol.

[Scammeroid]

well i doubt a sane person would do that, lol.
Exactly! Unless he split up with his girlfriend? Maybe she was hot?

[-Soph-]

why would that make him cut off his penis lmao?

[Scammeroid]

why would that make him cut off his penis lmao?
Dunno? Maybe to show the he loved her so much, that he can't have sex with anyone else now that he doesn't have a dingaling? Damn no more sex! How will he survive?

[Mentor]

i find it a bit amusing, but concerned at the same time.
that guy had to have some serious problems to do that in a public
place.

Serious problems to do that in public? he cut of his penis! he must have serious problems to do that anyware!

[-Soph-]

I know i'm a girl.. but seriously, I couldn't imagine how much that must of hurt.

[Fall.]

They couldn't attach it back..

[le harry]

That guys gonna regret it ;)

"Hey hottie, wanna come back to my house"
"Sure babe, oh wait... nvm"

[Fall.]

That guys gonna regret it ;)

"Hey hottie, wanna come back to my house"
"Sure babe, oh wait... nvm"
Lol.. amused me +Rep

[Ashhizzle]

That guys gonna regret it ;)

"Hey hottie, wanna come back to my house"
"Sure babe, oh wait... nvm"
lolololoool :P

[benjamin]

LOLLL OMG

[omgDAN!]

Can you imagine them in hospital with it in their hand. "I don't think this is gonna go back on."

[Fall.]

Can you imagine them in hospital with it in their hand. "I don't think this is gonna go back on."
lolololol loool Funny +rep

[TwoFooted]

Lmao, sorry, youve got to laugh at it.
Maybe they didnt serve sausages in the restaurant?

[Fall.]

Maybe they didnt serve sausages in the restaurant?
ANOTHER FUNNY ONE! +rep again.

[.Nickie]

Maybe he wanted a gender change and couldnt get one so decided to try it himself :S :D

[Shawnstra]

Why do it in a public place and cause so much trouble? :rolleyes:

[:Hazel]

ewww, thats unlucky for the restaurant if he decided to randomly do it in there.

[le harry]

Yeah, walk into the kitchens and there is penis laying on the ground. Ew.

[Papershop]

i read that in the paper haha. What a poo hed

[Hippacrocabear]

Sounds like he was tripping or something?

[GJay]

ouchies!

i read about a man who had his balls cut off by a live lobster he stole from a resturant and stuffed down his trousers. the police said and i quote: 'the man has suffered severe injuries and is in a lot of pain, he's got balls!'

I laughed so hard when i read it. totally true story.

[DiscoPat]

thats bad

[Brody]

how will he pee now?

[omgDAN!]

EW THERE IS A PENIS IN MY SOUP.

and they might offer him a fanny.

[danny.p12345]

lmao what a wally :| god theres some weirdos around :|

[Breakfloor]

i wouldnt be able to cope anymore.

[Radii]

Haha what a strange man... no wonder he tried to slash his wrists after he slashed it off... he probably had a sudden thought... "OMG I can't live anymore without my precious manhood! I must now sacrifice myself to save my penis in the afterlife!". Actually, he probably was mentally ill if he thought that.

[Minstrels]

That has to hurt, but why the hell would you do it :rolleyes:

[cocaine]

aha, maybe the chef picked it up and thought it was a sausage so he cooked it

kk now serious: that must have hurt so bad :l

[GommeInc]

Urrrgh, the thought sickens me... Why do it? He must of been mentally ill... I imagine his testicles are still there, so it still makes him a man... Just a bit little and lacking the gland at the end. If he got turned on while doing it, imagine the amount of blood... Ewwwww!

[FlyingJesus]

The man quoted on the way to the hospital "I did it for the lulz"

[Ezzie.]

I saw a video on the internet of a guy cutting his penis off and then slashing his balls open... why the HELL would anyone do that..

[Camy]

I saw a video on the internet of a guy cutting his penis off and then slashing his balls open... why the HELL would anyone do that..

Some ppl will do nething for their 15 minutes of fame lol


He must stick a straw or something in the space 2 go for a pee lol
How would he 'relieve' himself, think about all the sexual frustation that would mount up
:l
No ty "/

[Neversoft]

So... how does he go to the toilet now? :S What a bloody weirdo.

[Ed.]

lol quite weird :S

[Matt,]

Lol that was in an advert at the bottom of msn

[summer]

read about this the other day. pretty stupid thing to do really.. each to their own though.

[GJay]

Whatever floats your boat I suppose. Mixing pain with pleasure to the extreme I say.