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bo$$
30-08-2007, 09:31 AM
Okaaay. So I'm bored. So I'm going to start this :)

Anyway, how it works is one person makes a wish, another person corrupts their wish, and makes a wish.

Me: I wish for a horse.
You: Wish granted, but the horse really turns out to be a donkey. I wish for a new house.
Me: Wish granted, but your new house is an out-house. I wish etc. etc.
You get the point.

So I guess I'll start.


I wish for a new car.


Edited by Purpleesh (Forum Moderator): Thread closed due to people being offended by some of the 'wishes'

RandomManJay
30-08-2007, 09:32 AM
Wish Granted, you get a toy car

I wish for a swimming pool!

bo$$
30-08-2007, 09:34 AM
Wish granted, but there's a water restriction in your area so you can't fill it :(

I wish for a new house.

RandomManJay
30-08-2007, 09:35 AM
Wish granted, you get a house you can use on monopoly

I wish for a left shoe

bo$$
30-08-2007, 09:37 AM
Wish granted but you have 2 right feet :O

I wish for some new pants.

RandomManJay
30-08-2007, 09:39 AM
Wish granted, you get bratz dolls pants

I wish for a block of cheese

bo$$
30-08-2007, 09:47 AM
Granted, but you're lactose intolerant.

I wish I had a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

RandomManJay
30-08-2007, 09:50 AM
Wish Granted

I wish for a Pikachu

Jambe
30-08-2007, 09:06 PM
Wish Granted....OH NO!

I wish to get 100 points in my basketball league this year.

bo$$
01-09-2007, 03:28 AM
Wish granted.. You get your 100 points.. but what's this..? It's for SOCCER :(!

I wish for some new shoes

babykarie
01-09-2007, 01:53 PM
Wish Granted.... But Sadly A Pyschotic Killer Cuts Of Your Legs




I Wish For.... Unlimited Wishes

le harry
01-09-2007, 02:01 PM
Wish Granted, it's only a wish though!

I wish I pass my next exam

babykarie
01-09-2007, 02:08 PM
Wish Granted, I'm sorrry i was only joking, thats an impossible wish





I Wish for World Peace

BobX
01-09-2007, 03:54 PM
Wish granted, NAAAAAAAAAAAT

I wish for some Thai Sweet Chilli Sensations right here so i can eat them. :(

Mattch
01-09-2007, 03:57 PM
Wish granted but they plastic lols

I wish for a wish to have another wish that cant b corrupted lols

BobX
01-09-2007, 03:59 PM
wish Granted, however as you are about to wish for your next wish, a bulldozer drives through your house and squashes your FACE

I wish for some Maoam x

Yux
01-09-2007, 04:02 PM
Wish granted but a pikey stole them off you

I wish for peace

BobX
01-09-2007, 04:05 PM
Wish granted *Drops nuke on Yux*

I wish that the pikey that stole my maoam will choke and die :(

Mattch
01-09-2007, 04:14 PM
Wish granted but u get jailed for cursing the pikey

I wish that i had a ice-cream :)

Fez
01-09-2007, 05:48 PM
Granted, poop flavouuur

I wish for Halo 4

Ashley 12344
01-09-2007, 06:39 PM
Granted, poop flavouuur

I wish for Halo 4

Granted, but its scratched like mad.
I wish I had more money..:)

dannyisnotamazing
01-09-2007, 06:42 PM
Wish granted but turns out it's not legit? lol.

I wish for a new PC? {:

piddle2k6
01-09-2007, 06:54 PM
Wish granted its brand new but you accidently drop it when carrying it to your room.
You stood on a skateboard and broke your leg and then the computer landed on your face and shatters into a million pieces. The company sold up as you left the shop so no cover.

I wish i can stand on your broken leg..! XD Jokes

I honestly wish i can see afc bournemouth win the football league this year at senior level

Mattch
01-09-2007, 08:21 PM
Wish granted but they moved it to australier and grounded all flight broke train lines roads and sank any boats that came near them until 3 weeks after the show and they stoped broadcasting in ozy :P

I wish i was nicer to these poor people lol

Destiny
01-09-2007, 08:45 PM
Wish granted but they moved it to australier and grounded all flight broke train lines roads and sank any boats that came near them until 3 weeks after the show and they stoped broadcasting in ozy :P

I wish i was nicer to these poor people lol

Wish granted, but this time instead of kicking them you give them money then take it back.

I wish for a llama.

Azza
01-09-2007, 10:23 PM
wish granted, but it is just a drawing of one

i wish for a vouncy ball =]

beau03
02-09-2007, 07:04 AM
*Wish Granted* You get Halo 1

I wish for nothing.

bo$$
02-09-2007, 07:15 AM
Wish granted, but by 'nothing' you meant you wish you had nothing, and now you dont :)

I wish for a throne. Not a habbo throne. a real life throne.

Mattch
02-09-2007, 04:36 PM
Wish granted but the plane that was delivering it from USA crashed and the throne exploaded :P

I wish i had a pizza

BlIc
02-09-2007, 08:01 PM
Wish granted the pizza boy pulls up to matt's house and launches the pizza in his face! :O

i wish i hacked matt's account :D

BobX
02-09-2007, 09:43 PM
Wish granted, you hacked the account Matt10849831

I wish i had true friends :D

GhostFace-
02-09-2007, 09:46 PM
Hard 1 U Got True Friends

z0mmgg they all died ;[

I WISH I HAD UMMMMMM

A Nice Avatar And A Sig :]
now Grant It ;]

BlIc
03-09-2007, 11:19 AM
wish granted..... ur avatar and sig are very nice full off flowers and boys jumping and skipping in the air :D

i wish i had all the gp in runescape and could never lose it !

scubadiva
03-09-2007, 12:05 PM
Wish granted, but you got banned :(

I wish for nothing at all.

Mattch
04-09-2007, 12:44 PM
Wish granted u lose everything :P


I wish for a super soker to soak some random people with :P

shok
04-09-2007, 12:48 PM
wish granted but it isnt water proof

i wish for food

BlIc
04-09-2007, 04:11 PM
wish granted you recieve and out of date loaf of bread :D

i wish for a smile :d

Yux
04-09-2007, 08:59 PM
Wish granted but your mouth falls off

Mattch
07-09-2007, 06:41 PM
U lose everything as u didnt make a wish o_O

i wish i was the hotel manager :)

Nemo
07-09-2007, 07:04 PM
Granted. you are the hotel manager of a toy hotel =]

I wish for £1,000,000

Duck Hunt
07-09-2007, 07:08 PM
You Get It And Now Have The Name Of "BuyGifts 4u" :D

i Wish That Nemo Bought Me A Gift

Nemo
07-09-2007, 07:11 PM
Granted. Its a pile of dog poop.

I wish there was somethin decent on tv

Smits
07-09-2007, 07:12 PM
granted, spice girls are playing live.

I wish for a pig

Nemo
07-09-2007, 07:24 PM
oh no :'(

Granted. Its harry popper

I wish for some more peperami

Eamonn
07-09-2007, 11:39 PM
Granted, you get a peperami, five years past its sell-by.

I wish for some new clothes.

Nemo
07-09-2007, 11:42 PM
Granted. They are ripped


I wish for super smash bros brawl to come out ;O

bo$$
07-09-2007, 11:47 PM
Wish granted
but it's sold out before you can get it.


I wish for school to be over.

Nemo
07-09-2007, 11:50 PM
Wish granted. It starts tomorrow though

I wish mock the week lasted longer :D

Eamonn
08-09-2007, 12:13 AM
Wish Granted, the series is one second longer.

I wish I had a new tv.

Nemo
08-09-2007, 12:15 AM
Granted. Its broken though


I wish i had a bigger room

Camy
08-09-2007, 09:39 AM
Wish granted, but its made of cardboard

I wish i was better at golf o.O

GrebSkeb
08-09-2007, 09:46 AM
you are but you can only putt in 10 goes

I wish for staff for my rpg

Nemo
08-09-2007, 10:53 AM
Granted. They are monkeys


I wish for my ds to full work

GrebSkeb
08-09-2007, 12:53 PM
it does but only holds rude images NORTY BOY!

i wish my staff wenr monkeys but smart smart humans

Nemo
08-09-2007, 12:56 PM
it does but only holds rude images NORTY BOY!

i wish my staff wenr monkeys but smart smart humans
Thats not a bad thing :o

Granted. They overpower you though


I wish i was always healthy.

GrebSkeb
08-09-2007, 12:59 PM
you are butyou get to thin :o

i wish i had smart smart workers who always obay me and dont over run me

Nemo
08-09-2007, 01:04 PM
Granted. As they are so good though, the mafia comes and kills them


i wish for world peace =]

GrebSkeb
08-09-2007, 01:07 PM
granted only on pluto xD

i wish the mafia thing neva happend and we went back in time and this thread you have to have nice wishes xD

Mattch
08-09-2007, 02:16 PM
Granted but u set the time to 1 hour forward :P

I wish i was hotel manager of the world :O

Smits
08-09-2007, 02:20 PM
granted, you die the next day

i wish i was cool

Nemo
08-09-2007, 02:21 PM
Granted but u set the time to 1 hour forward :P

I wish i was hotel manager of the world :O
Granted. Pluto :}

I wish i never got hungry

Smits
08-09-2007, 02:30 PM
Granted you recieve a gift of all you can eat brussel sprouts

i wish i was cool

Breakfloor
08-09-2007, 02:32 PM
Granted, you're freezing cold.

i wish that this wish has to be granted NICELEY i wish that i had a milion POUNDS

Nemo
08-09-2007, 02:33 PM
Granted. The strongest baby in the world punches you 1million times

i wish i was almighty =]

Smits
08-09-2007, 02:35 PM
granted, you are all mighty balet dancer

i wish i was hot

GrebSkeb
08-09-2007, 02:39 PM
granted you are now the sun

i wish i was null

Nemo
08-09-2007, 02:40 PM
Granted. You are a shoe (i dno wot null is lol)

i wish i was god :O

GrebSkeb
08-09-2007, 02:40 PM
granted you are now good
xD
i wish i had loads of rep on the forum this forum

Duck Hunt
08-09-2007, 03:09 PM
Granted. Its a pile of dog poop.
*CRI How Rude





Your Wish Is Granted Aslong As u Contribute To The Forum.

i Wish NaughtyNemo Was Thrown Out Of Water ;o

Mattch
08-09-2007, 03:19 PM
Wish granted u swap palces :O

I wish i had an unending supply of + rep :o

Nemo
08-09-2007, 03:21 PM
Granted. you get so much u explode

i wish i was popuar

GrebSkeb
08-09-2007, 04:12 PM
you are you pop

i wish nuthing

Nemo
09-09-2007, 11:32 AM
Granted. You are now alone.

I wish i was free.

DJ.Standish
09-09-2007, 11:38 AM
You put yourself up on the slave market for 0p..

I wish for a fish

Nemo
09-09-2007, 11:43 AM
Granted. its dead

i wish i had a girlfriend =]

Galaxay1
09-09-2007, 12:08 PM
Declined :P nar Granted

i wish i was admin rofl

Mattch
10-09-2007, 01:23 PM
Granted but u get banned after 1 min

I wish i could have my permed (mattch) account un permed :)

Shrlurp
10-09-2007, 02:09 PM
Tuff you hacked microsoft.

I wish i didn't have a broken and bent finger.

Mattch
10-09-2007, 02:26 PM
Granted your hands fall off :P

i wish that i had all the credits in the world :O

DJ.Standish
10-09-2007, 07:11 PM
Well tough! Dont be greedy ;)

I wish i had a magic lamp

Netrus
11-09-2007, 03:03 PM
wish granted, but it has no genie in it

I wish for a new dog :P

lew!
11-09-2007, 03:39 PM
Your girlfreind/boyfreind appear infront of you.

I wish for a dream holiday.. irl tho

:Liam
11-09-2007, 03:41 PM
Wish granted you get a dream holiday and its completely free! But you have to sit through a 4 hour time share seminar.

I wish for a nice glass of guiness.

Decapitated!
11-09-2007, 04:05 PM
You get your glass of guiness but a dead rat is in the bottom

I wish for 2738913478932654832740942 kittens.

Technologic
11-09-2007, 04:58 PM
These kittens eat you

I wish for nothing

Nemo
11-09-2007, 05:09 PM
Granted. You get a peice of dog poop tho


I wish i had a cute nothing-bad-with girlfriend =]

GrebSkeb
11-09-2007, 05:27 PM
granted she dumps you after 1 minuet

i wish i was rich xD

DJ.Standish
11-09-2007, 07:08 PM
Granted, You get all the money in the world.. but now its useless so your stuffed :)

I wish for a friend :'[

Niall!
11-09-2007, 07:11 PM
Granted. But it's callie.

I wish for.. A TURKEY SANDWICH.

GrebSkeb
12-09-2007, 06:22 AM
granted it has a real turky in it

i wish i have anything

Alkaz
12-09-2007, 06:38 AM
Granted you will die :)

1 Wish :) To be rich.

GrebSkeb
12-09-2007, 06:48 AM
granted but every one hates you

i wish i will fart not aT SCHOOL

DJ.Standish
12-09-2007, 09:27 PM
Too late... you do the biggest fart in the world and blow up your school..

I wish to have a cheese butty :]

GrebSkeb
13-09-2007, 07:00 AM
granted you have a mouldy green made of cheese butt

i wish to be staff here on the forum

today
13-09-2007, 02:11 PM
Granted though everyone left habbox.

I wish i had some funky hair dye (:

Swush
13-09-2007, 06:25 PM
Wish Granted but the hair dye is grey :(

i wish for more wishes

CrazyColaist
13-09-2007, 06:28 PM
Wish granted but you cant wish for anymore


i wish for 1million pounds which cant be changed (like it turns into frogs poo and i dont get it etc)

Swush
13-09-2007, 06:39 PM
Wish granted

end of game :8

:Liam
13-09-2007, 06:45 PM
You cant end the game, He obviously got 1 million pounds in monopoly money.


I wish I could be priminister

Swush
13-09-2007, 06:49 PM
Wish Not granted

i wish for free Orange vip :P

Nemo
13-09-2007, 07:02 PM
Granted. There is a mix up tho and its black

i wish i didnt have any homework

--ss--
13-09-2007, 07:07 PM
Wish granted , all your homework dissapear without being completed , now you will have to go make up excuses to where your homework has gone.

I wish I win the lottery.

Swush
13-09-2007, 07:08 PM
wish granted but 5 million over people win it

i wish that it was christmas everyday :P

Nemo
13-09-2007, 07:09 PM
Granted. in the end you get free socks everyday


I wish i was the world's greatest xP (im listenin to that song)

Swush
13-09-2007, 07:21 PM
Granted. in the end you get free socks everyday


I wish i was the world's greatest xP (im listenin to that song)

wish granted but someone else will be greater than you at one point :8

i wish for 10000000 rep points :8

:Liam
13-09-2007, 07:28 PM
Wish granted, You get 10000000 rep points, On another forum!

I wish for I Could be priminister.

You cant just say wish not granted.

--ss--
13-09-2007, 07:31 PM
Wish granted , you are now the predistend of the chess club , well done!

I wish School diners actually tasted decent :(

Nemo
13-09-2007, 07:34 PM
Granted. Its really cat pee and dog poo mixed together

i wish i could sleep easy =]

Crimson
13-09-2007, 08:13 PM
Wish Granted, but your bed seems to be in non existant in the middle of Soho.

I wish for a new computer!

:Liam
13-09-2007, 08:18 PM
You get a new computer but it doest come with an operating system, a hardrive or any memory.

I wish for a new house.

Nemo
13-09-2007, 08:21 PM
Granted. its slightly old (50,000,000million years old)


I wish there was no pain in the world =o

GrebSkeb
14-09-2007, 06:27 AM
granted but you get teleported to a pain planet

i wish i couls sleep lighter than i do atm

Nemo
14-09-2007, 06:29 AM
granted. You hit the ceiling whenever u fall asleep.


i wish i had a dohnut head s o i could eat it

dannyisnotamazing
14-09-2007, 06:48 AM
granted but your dougnut is out of date? o.0

wish i didnt have go to school. :[

GrebSkeb
14-09-2007, 06:49 AM
granted you get a go to a stay ther and lern place :P

i wish for nutttinh and u cant say (wish granted)

dannyisnotamazing
14-09-2007, 06:54 AM
wish granted but you get everything? =D
:[ idk

i wish for later mornings lol

Mattch
14-09-2007, 03:08 PM
wish granted mornings dont exist now :O

I wish for +reps :P

dannyisnotamazing
14-09-2007, 03:59 PM
Wish granted but you get -rep

I wish for coolness. HA.

Mattch
14-09-2007, 05:09 PM
wish granted you now life in the artic :P

i wish i was the best pilot in fs9 :P

whoooosh
14-09-2007, 05:12 PM
Wish granted but you get hit in the eye, lose your eyesight and can not fly anymore

i wish i was rich =]

Breakfloor
14-09-2007, 05:31 PM
Wish granted - You are rich in sugar.

I wish for a broken ferrari

WarezKid
14-09-2007, 05:38 PM
Your wish is true, but it 1cm small

i wish for PC that best in the world LOL

Mattch
15-09-2007, 08:47 AM
wish granted - some1 steals it the next day O_o

i wish for a good typhoon on fs9 :)

GrebSkeb
15-09-2007, 10:43 AM
dno wht tht is ill just say

Not granted

i wish for nutting

Nemo
15-09-2007, 11:26 AM
Granted. You get a peice of mould cheese though

Mattch
15-09-2007, 11:27 AM
You didnt wish so you now have nothing and u live on the street with no cash clothes or friends How sad :P

I wish i had a good typhoon for FS9

Nemo
15-09-2007, 11:53 AM
oh yr i forgot, Wish granted. Then it breaks


I wish this flapjack didnt taste like crap.

whoooosh
15-09-2007, 11:55 AM
Wish granted, it takes like wee instead

i wish i could find my phone

Nemo
15-09-2007, 12:05 PM
Granted. You lose it again though


i wish these grapes tasted nice.

dannyisnotamazing
15-09-2007, 03:27 PM
Wish granted but the grapes turned into dog crap.

I wish for a new laptop

GrebSkeb
15-09-2007, 03:40 PM
granted it has no working things in it

i wish for air that never leaves never shrinks never grows

Nemo
15-09-2007, 03:43 PM
Granted. But there air is really a stink bomb smell


I wish i could think of a wish

GrebSkeb
15-09-2007, 03:44 PM
granted youi forget it

i wish for

Mattch
15-09-2007, 03:59 PM
You wished for nothing so know your have nothing u live on the street u have no money, clothes or friends How Sad :P

I wish that people would stop not wishing

Niall!
15-09-2007, 09:49 PM
Wish granted. But you die before this happens therefore dieing without knowing your wish came true.

I wish for a good birthday.

Rcss
15-09-2007, 10:39 PM
Wish granted. But on your birthday you will fall in your cake and cry.

I Wish for my Psp to sell for £150+ on ebay :D

Nemo
15-09-2007, 10:49 PM
Granted. But the person gets it broken, sends it back and u get bad reviews or w/e xP


I wish i owned a plane that worked and nothing was wrong with it and i didnt break it

Sorosy
15-09-2007, 11:35 PM
granted but it gets hit by lightning and blows up.

I wish for Shakira to appear in front of me.

Nemo
15-09-2007, 11:37 PM
Granted. Shes 89 and is in a wheelchair.



I wish i was asleep til 10am 2moro

Rcss
16-09-2007, 09:32 AM
Wish granted but the next night you wont sleep a wink :D

I wish that.......i didnt have to wear a suit today

GrebSkeb
16-09-2007, 09:35 AM
granted you r naked and have to wear the suit to morrow

i wish for rcss to stop posting for 2 days on this forum!

Nemo
16-09-2007, 09:37 AM
Granted. enjoy the clown suit


I wish i wasnt bored.

GrebSkeb
16-09-2007, 09:44 AM
granted ur now stiff xD

i wish for a better siggy

AndyDude312
16-09-2007, 09:48 AM
Wish granted, but it's actually some elses so you can't have it cos that's copying!

I wish I had something to wish for.

Nemo
16-09-2007, 09:49 AM
granted ur now stiff xD

i wish for a better siggyomg u copied my sig! With the *pm me and ill put ur name here" thing! IT WONT WORK LIKE MINE!!! :P


Granted. but you forget it, unlucky chappy

I wish this chicken wasnt so spicy

GrebSkeb
16-09-2007, 10:06 AM
granted it now coved in chillie

i wish tht i could pick my noes xD

AndyDude312
16-09-2007, 10:07 AM
Granted, but the finger that you use is razor sharp.

I wish I could puke my guts over Gordon Brown

Nemo
16-09-2007, 10:08 AM
Granted, but u get shot.


i wish i had some more mango juice :[

Pazza
16-09-2007, 10:48 AM
Wish granted. When you drank it you turned into a mango yourself :O

I wish my dog could kill people i hated. >:P

Nemo
16-09-2007, 10:52 AM
Granted. It almost kills someone but then the police get it and kill it.

i wish for nothing

Breakfloor
16-09-2007, 10:56 AM
granted, you get a box of gay pron

i wish i had like 1000 fit women at my command :D

Nemo
16-09-2007, 10:58 AM
Granted. They all have 6 packs aswell ;)

i wish i had a better phone

Pazza
16-09-2007, 11:01 AM
Wish granted - ITS SECOND HAND :o

I wish that i could bend the space time continueum (Watch too much heroes)

WarezKid
16-09-2007, 11:02 AM
Wish granted but you broke space..

i wish for to know if there god..

Pazza
16-09-2007, 11:07 AM
Wish granted. He is your grandma

I wish that my doh would stop puking in the garden.

GrebSkeb
16-09-2007, 12:22 PM
granted he pukes in ya pants

i wish tht my ntl would work

bo$$
16-09-2007, 11:17 PM
Wish granted but then it stops working again :(

I wish... for someone to tell me what to wish for.

cunning
17-09-2007, 04:22 AM
Wish granted, you've given FiveStar another wish.

I wish I could float on water!

lew!
17-09-2007, 06:42 AM
youre floating in the middle of the atlantic ocean..
GLOBAL WARMING
-FREEZE-

u die.


i wish i could live forever

Eamonn
17-09-2007, 06:45 AM
Wish Granted, you live forever whilst suffering with horrific diseases (soz)

I wish for this year to finish =]

GrebSkeb
17-09-2007, 07:02 AM
granted your in the same time of next yr

i wish for a new house

Decapitated!
17-09-2007, 07:34 AM
Granted you have a new lego house

i wish for paris hilton.

Janet Snakehole
17-09-2007, 11:08 AM
Wish granted, but she accidently gets stabbed by Nicole Richie. :(

I wish for an imaginary friend. :D

GrebSkeb
17-09-2007, 02:34 PM
granted its the girl version of jack the ripper

i wish u all looked at my gd re-colours and posters :P

Blissa
17-09-2007, 02:56 PM
Granted but before any of us could look the bandwidth ran out.

I wish there was a giant chocolate mountain.

--ss--
17-09-2007, 02:58 PM
Wish granted, a shame I ate it all up first :'(
I wish I could grant real wishes...

GrebSkeb
17-09-2007, 04:45 PM
granted it lasted for .00001 of a nano second xD

i wish i was populer in rl :'(

Nemo
17-09-2007, 04:50 PM
Granted. The nerds love you


i wish my head would stop itching

Z5.$
17-09-2007, 04:56 PM
wish granted, the next day you get ***** lice xP

i wish that chelsea lose every single game in the premiership this year =]

Nemo
17-09-2007, 07:18 PM
GRanted. but a nobody team win the entire thing

i wish i could fly =]

GrebSkeb
17-09-2007, 09:00 PM
granted only in space tho :o

i wish i could fly

.Nickie
17-09-2007, 10:02 PM
Wish Granted. You lose powers and fall 100 feet to the floor

I wish for some ice-cream :]

348GTS
17-09-2007, 10:07 PM
Wish granted, you get melted ice cream.

I wish for a Ferrari

GrebSkeb
18-09-2007, 06:03 AM
granted you have to build it

i wish for everyone the wish the same wish as what the next person for me will wish :S

lew!
18-09-2007, 06:42 AM
Wish granted.
Your mystic meg appears infront of you.

I wish i had a wish and it wouldnt get corrupted

GrebSkeb
18-09-2007, 06:54 AM
granted a troll kills u tho xD

i wish tht i have a good wish that dont get corrupted or hurts me in any way (it can huet anufa person tho)

Z5.$
18-09-2007, 03:08 PM
wish granted, the next day you die painlessly in ur sleep =]

i wish for a strawberry flavour comdom

lew!
18-09-2007, 04:12 PM
You get one.
Used.

I wish for a packet of crisps that are in date

GrebSkeb
18-09-2007, 04:15 PM
granted but there the flavour u dont like

i wish for Anufa coin :P

jesus
22-09-2007, 11:25 PM
You get it and it's made of chocolate - you lose.

I wish I was invincible.

Nemo
22-09-2007, 11:26 PM
Granted, but everyone around you dies in a nuclear war and u r all alone and depressed and stuff but u cant kill yourself

i wish i had a big bottle of water next to me

jesus
22-09-2007, 11:28 PM
You drink it and your insides slowly burn.

I wish for invisibility.

Nemo
22-09-2007, 11:29 PM
Granted but everyone bumps into you and treads on you

i wish i was always healthy... unless iwas dead.

jesus
22-09-2007, 11:31 PM
Granted but you have 17 arms and one leg.

I wish I could fly...

Nemo
22-09-2007, 11:32 PM
Granted. you keep going and going and dont know how to stop going higher and then you reach space and ur head explodes.


Im going bed now night, i wish i had a really really clean comfy bed

jesus
22-09-2007, 11:33 PM
Granted but it's full of drawing pins.

I wish I was NEVER tired.

Sly
22-09-2007, 11:35 PM
granted ur now dead

jesus
22-09-2007, 11:36 PM
Make a wish.

Sly
22-09-2007, 11:39 PM
I wish i had the power to controll everything with a magic keyboard.
So if some1 was anoying me i could be *presses delete*
And they wud disapear
n could press £ sign and id get a pound

Z5.$
23-09-2007, 07:15 AM
granted but a lil kid nicks it a presses the delete button on you!

i wish i had a comdom that cud actually fit my 20 inch ***

whoooosh
23-09-2007, 08:07 AM
Wish granted but it splits everytime

i wish i was not tired

Nemo
23-09-2007, 09:06 AM
Granted, but now you cant go to sleep later


I wish i had loads of food infront of me :)

jesus
23-09-2007, 09:11 AM
Granted but it's all mouldy. Haha ew.

I wish I was famous.

Nemo
23-09-2007, 09:12 AM
Granted, you are famous for wetting yourself on national TV. Gz.


i wish i had something to do.

Sly
23-09-2007, 10:39 AM
granted but ur mum n dad r now terrorists n u have to help the cia kill im b4 12 oclock 2moz or u will be killed urself.

i wish i dint have to do my english cw in a minute

jesus
23-09-2007, 10:47 AM
kk but you forget every word in the English Language.

I wish I could meet Kanye West.

Nemo
23-09-2007, 10:55 AM
Granted. You meet the 80 year old hill billy called "Kanye West"


I wish i could speak japanese

jesus
23-09-2007, 10:56 AM
Granted but you lose your voice in the process.

I wish Gary Glitter would release more god damn music.

Boonzeet
23-09-2007, 11:32 AM
Wish granted, but you lose your hearing.

I wish I had every pokemon game ever released all working fine with no glitches and a DS to play them on. LOL

jesus
23-09-2007, 11:36 AM
Okay but your fingers have to come off sorry.

I wish I was drunk.

Zuar
23-09-2007, 11:44 AM
Okay but your fingers have to come off sorry.

I wish I was drunk.
Wish granted but you found out that the alcohol you was drinking was really pee.
I wish for some money.

Z5.$
23-09-2007, 02:18 PM
wish granted but the money is from mars and you dont have a space ship to get there.

i wish someone would kill the time team crew they are really annoying

Mattch
25-09-2007, 07:55 PM
Wish granted
They kill time

i wish for habbo creds

Moh
25-09-2007, 10:30 PM
Wish Granted
Gives Habbo Credits - Oh noes, you get hacked all ur funi and ur credits

I wish I could have 2 more wishes

Orangeesh
26-09-2007, 01:00 PM
wish granted but they r fake


i wish that ill never die

jesus
27-09-2007, 02:09 PM
Granted but you have to have both your arms and legs removed.

I wish I could fly.

msb.
29-09-2007, 08:09 PM
Granted but you have to have both your arms and legs removed.

I wish I could fly.
Wish granted, you can walk

I wish I can sing

jesus
29-09-2007, 08:31 PM
Wish granted but you are on death row.

I wish I wasn't so tired...

msb.
29-09-2007, 08:52 PM
Wish not granted,
I wish eatcheese has respect

Nemo
29-09-2007, 08:54 PM
Granted. But then it disapears


i wish i had a dohnut

jesus
29-09-2007, 08:55 PM
Granted, but you get rate fat and can't stand up any more.

I wish there weren't so many idiots on this forum.

Nemo
29-09-2007, 08:56 PM
Granted. Its now empty.


I wish people could realise i posted before them :P

msb.
29-09-2007, 08:58 PM
Not granted, acess denied

I wish for a car

Nemo
29-09-2007, 08:59 PM
Granted. Its a lil toy one! VROOM VROOM

i wish for a bottle

msb.
29-09-2007, 09:01 PM
LOL damn toy :(
Wish granted, it is an bottle with wee in :S

I wish for a toilet seat

Nemo
29-09-2007, 09:02 PM
Granted. Has all poo and wee on it

i wish for a clean bottle full of clean water that has nothing bad happening to it and does not disapear and is not denied as a wish ;]

msb.
29-09-2007, 09:05 PM
LOL
Wish granted, but ermm wot can i say :S
LOL, its a small bottle :S LOl
good 1 tbh

I wish for a paper car, has nothing wrong with it, access is not denied and is 10 cm by 11 cm.

Nemo
29-09-2007, 09:06 PM
Granted. Its all good but suddenly water drops on it. unlucky


i wish i could watch something good on tv.

msb.
29-09-2007, 09:09 PM
wish granted...
Teletubbies :P

I wish that u think I would be a good mod :P no catches etc and no wish denied or changing mind after...

Nemo
29-09-2007, 09:11 PM
Granted, but i get amnesia and forget it. Sorry but noooo


I wish i was the cellotape king!

msb.
29-09-2007, 09:15 PM
lol granted
YOur a cellotape but not king a queen :o
I wish I like pie

jesus
29-09-2007, 10:44 PM
Wish not granted.

I wish for nothing.

msb.
30-09-2007, 10:19 AM
Wish granted, u get everything :o

I wish for a spare wish and is not denied and not nothing wrong with it.

bo$$
02-10-2007, 10:25 PM
Wish granted. But not by me, you must wait a few weeks for the wish to be delivered.

I wish to be un-bored.

msb.
02-10-2007, 10:26 PM
wish granted*
Ur unborn as a lion :o

I wish for a medal for winning nothing.

GhostFace-
02-10-2007, 10:26 PM
Wish Granted, you died of boredome

i wish for a pie that cant be messed up

bo$$
02-10-2007, 10:27 PM
Wish Granted, you died of boredome

i wish for a pie that cant be messed up


Granted, but it's not the kind of pie you're thinking of ;)

I wish for 1 dollar.

GhostFace-
02-10-2007, 10:29 PM
LOLLLLLLLLLLL
lets raise my post count ;D

Granted its FAKE


i wish for a better game then habbo

msb.
02-10-2007, 10:32 PM
wish granted
It is habbo usa :o, lol
I wish for a ps3 .

bo$$
02-10-2007, 10:35 PM
Wish granted.
You open the box and get a poster of the actual system.

I wish for a poster of a ps3

msb.
02-10-2007, 10:36 PM
lol wish granted
u get the console :o

I wish for a pizza with no topping or no tomotato sauce.

bo$$
02-10-2007, 10:40 PM
lol wish granted
u get the console :o

I wish for a pizza with no topping or no tomotato sauce.

Granted. But not only do you get a pizza with every possible topping, but it gets stolen :(!

I wish you got ur pizza back

msb.
02-10-2007, 10:41 PM
LOLLL
wish granted
I get it back but it has toppings
I wish i can wake up early tomoz for school.

bo$$
02-10-2007, 10:43 PM
LOLLL
wish granted
I get it back but it has toppings
I wish i can wake up early tomoz for school.

Wish granted, but you sleep for years and by the time you get to wake up early, there is no school.

Um..
I wish that I never get a free wish. :D

Baller
03-10-2007, 03:06 AM
Wish Granted,

I wish I was 8 ft tall for a day.

dannyisnotamazing
06-10-2007, 10:54 AM
Granted but you stay 8ft tall for rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to study :D

Finkelstien
06-10-2007, 11:01 AM
Wish granted but then you fail a year ;)

I wish it was December already

GhostFace-
06-10-2007, 01:32 PM
Wish granted its now December 31st ( 1 sec till January )
k to late its januaray :]

i wish for some nice ink pens i lost mines

dannyisnotamazing
06-10-2007, 05:08 PM
granted but the ink has ran out.

i wish for a drink

msb.
06-10-2007, 07:23 PM
u get it, worst drink in the world, soz :D

I wish for u to post next?

Boonzeet
06-10-2007, 09:44 PM
wish granted but i post in tiny letters, and odd font

I wish that I could be cool and this wish could not be corrupted >:]

msb.
06-10-2007, 09:45 PM
wish corrupeted sorry, computer said Noooo

I wish that u wish that I wish that u wish that I wish for you to wish for no more wishes.

Boonzeet
06-10-2007, 09:48 PM
Wish granted, but my wishes werent ;)

I wish I had IceCream

msb.
06-10-2007, 09:49 PM
wish granted but it is melted
i wish for a new desk

ItsDave
06-10-2007, 09:49 PM
Wish Corrupted, its all mine

I wish for my wish, to be a wish, that gets corrupeted.

msb.
06-10-2007, 09:50 PM
wish corrupted
I wish for a new monitor

Boonzeet
06-10-2007, 09:55 PM
Wish granted but it dont work


wish granted but it is melted

i wish for a new desk
YOU... EVIL PERSON :[

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msb.
06-10-2007, 09:55 PM
LOL
wish granted but u owe it to the bank
I wish for a calculator.

ItsDave
06-10-2007, 10:04 PM
Granted

A name change in real life, for my middle name to turn into jeff xD

msb.
06-10-2007, 10:15 PM
wish granted but it is called deff
I wish for 1 million pence.

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