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danny-dyer
12-02-2008, 05:23 PM
Wise men say only fools rush in,
but I cant help falling in love with you,
...
Take my hand take my whole life too,
cos I cant help falling in love with you,
SWINDON,SWINDON,SWINDON



When I was just a little boy I ask my mother what would I be,
would I be Oxford or Swindon Town?
This is what she said to me,
wash your mouth out son and get your Fathers gun
and shoot the Oxford scum,shoot the Oxford scum...

:G.M.T:
12-02-2008, 06:26 PM
He plays on the left..
He plays on the righttttt
That boy Ronaldo
Makes England look S***e..

I love it when all the crowd sway there arms from left to right.. :D

PlKEY-ARMY
12-02-2008, 06:47 PM
hello hello we are the gillingham boys
hello hello were the ones who make the noise
and if you are a swindon fan surrender or youll die

ahah jokes umm dunno all are good really

PaulMacC
12-02-2008, 07:17 PM
Arsenal rock.

Mr.Sam
12-02-2008, 07:19 PM
"Your mums your dad,
Your dads your mum
your interbred
your xxx scum"

Browney
12-02-2008, 07:25 PM
"Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
Hes big and hes ******* hard,
Hes better than Frank Lampard,
He's Gerrard, Gerrard."

"He's big, he's red,
His feet stick out the bed,
it's Crouch!
it's Crouch!"

Haha I must look like such a scouser, but I just like 'em.

Shrlurp
12-02-2008, 07:28 PM
"He's big, he's red,
His feet stick out the bed,
it's Crouch!
it's Crouch!"

My best one :)!

360
12-02-2008, 07:42 PM
Oh Artur Boruc, the holy goalie he hates the huns.
he blesses himself at Ibrox and the huns went of their nut
he waves the champions flag cause he doesnt give a ****.
he's off his ******* rocker and he sings god bless the pope.

Fifteen
12-02-2008, 07:44 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pv5jLsLoYcE

UnitedRoad
12-02-2008, 07:46 PM
"Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
Hes big and hes ******* hard,
Hes better than Frank Lampard,
He's Gerrard, Gerrard."

"He's big, he's red,
His feet stick out the bed,
it's Crouch!
it's Crouch!"

Haha I must look like such a scouser, but I just like 'em.


"He's big, he's red,
His feet stick out the bed,
it's Crouch!
it's Crouch!"

My best one :)!
i thought it was peter crouch not its crouch :eusa_wall

Browney
12-02-2008, 07:57 PM
i thought it was peter crouch not its crouch :eusa_wall

Probably is, who can tell what people chant unless you've heard 'em close up anyway. :P

Alan_Carr
12-02-2008, 08:16 PM
WHO THE ******* HELL ARE YOU?!
WHO THE ******* HELL ARE YOU?!

AND

YOUR MUM, IS A PROSTETUTE!

Scouse
12-02-2008, 08:53 PM
i thought it was peter crouch not its crouch :eusa_wall

It is Peter Crouch :)


We won it 5 times
We won it 5 times
In Istanbul,
We won it 5 times!

**** off Chelsea FC, you aint got no history! 5 europeon cups & 18 leagues, thats what we call history!

Justice, for the 96!
Justice, for the 96!
Justice, for the 96!

Rafas got his dirk out
Rafas got his dirk out
Lalalaalalala

All round the fields of Anfield Road
Where once, we watched the king Kenny play! (AND COULD HE PLAY)
We had heighway on the wing
We had dreams & songs to sing
Of the glory round the fields of Anfield Road!


Ring of fire

& of course


When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark,
At the end of a storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark,
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown,
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone,
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone...

bigdavecox90
13-02-2008, 10:20 AM
Hark now here,
The City sing,
United ran away,
We will fight forever more,
Because of derby day!

Benjani, oooaaooo, Benjani, ooaaooo,
He comes from Zimbabwe,
He scores on Derby day,
Benjani, oooaaooo, Benjani, ooaaooo

:D:D:D

Aflux
13-02-2008, 10:30 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We've got 5 more ******* points than you!

-Arsenal

Sheep, sheep, sheep *****ers!

We are going up, say we are going up.

You only came to see the Rovers!

Dun dun dun dun, Mark McCammon!

Minstrels
13-02-2008, 11:02 AM
I have one which nobody (well it's done very rarely) chants and it could spark some more 'hatred' between some forum members so I shall not post it. :)

I quite like Benjani's chant however it's been posted so theres now point in that... urm...
we are not were not really here
we are not were not really here
just like the fans of the invisible man
were not really here

We sang this one to Spurs when we got knocked out in the Carling Cup...

Wembely
Wembley
its that ****** place in London
that we've finally been to see

I remember this one going around COMS last season...

were **** and and were beating you

bigdavecox90
13-02-2008, 11:11 AM
Bluemoon, we still haven't mentioned the fans favourite:

We are City,
Super City,
We are City,
From Maine Road!

:D

e5
13-02-2008, 11:13 AM
GABBBY GABBY GABBY AGBONLAHORRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Geraint
13-02-2008, 12:50 PM
Sit down and behave yourselves

Get into 'em, **** 'em up

2-0 and you ****** it up

I'll be there, I'll be there, with my little pick and shovel, I'll be there

England's staying home, your staying home, your staying home

Cheer up, Swansea's worse than you

Sang to Lee Trundle and John Hartson:

Where's your missus gone, where's your missus gone?

She's ******** someone else, she's ******** someone else and are you gonna believe us?

There's two others I like which Cardiff don't sing, they are:

Vamos mi Sevilla, vamos campeon

Another one which is heard in a lot of foreign grounds and Portsmouth do sing it now.

brandon
13-02-2008, 01:00 PM
I like the "You're not famous anymore"
Sung to Hull's Jay Jay Okocha last night :D

UnitedRoad
13-02-2008, 01:05 PM
thought it was funny when chelsea were playing boro and the boro fans were singing to cashley cole "wheres your cheryl gone?"

Jamie!
13-02-2008, 03:18 PM
Blue Moon is the best chant in football, pisses all over the likes of Bubbles/YNWA etc etc.


I have one which nobody (well it's done very rarely) chants and it could spark some more 'hatred' between some forum members so I shall not post it. :)

Who's that dying on the ru...? Or you thinking of a different one?


Bluemoon, we still haven't mentioned the fans favourite:

We are City,
Super City,
We are City,
From Maine Road!

:D
Nah, this version is better; http://youtube.com/watch?v=zf-ClZTtjFA&feature=related :8

At Oldham this season, the Oldham fans started chanting "You must have come in a taxi, come in a taaaaxi" - so the Carlisle fans burst out a rendition of "Come in your girlfriend, you can't even come in your girlfriend"

Xarea
13-02-2008, 03:21 PM
"Woo, go our team."

UnitedRoad
13-02-2008, 03:22 PM
the runway chant is a sick one

Grainger@CUFC
13-02-2008, 04:59 PM
"You must have came on a skateboard". That was good to many a team in the Conference

As we sing "England's Number one" to Westwood, "England's number two" was funny last night when sang towards Matty Glennon.

The Chris Billy song was easily the best, even if it is god knows how many verses long.

Mexel
13-02-2008, 05:20 PM
Dwight Yorke were ever you may be,
Jordans a **** and your son cant see.

Heyyy, Hey Scouser oh ah
i wanna knowww
weres my watch and car and my 3p sweet and my radio (you just repeat things.)

Were winning away
were winning awayyyy
how **** must you be
were winning away

Last game of last season when we were allredy promoted, was away at preston they won but when they score the song chelsea dagger comes on and all the preston fans started to we joined in :)

About our Gary McSheffrey at huddersfield
He cant shoot with his left
he cant shoot with his rightttt
that boy McSheffrey
he is ******* *****

Stand up
if youve got a job

(Sung to leeds last season)
Champions league!
But then you ****** it up..

Sung to Steve Bruce V Aston Villa
Sit down spud head, sit down spud head.

Abbie.
13-02-2008, 05:21 PM
WE'RE NOT BRAZIL
WE'RE NORTHERN IRELANDDDDD


LOL
cant beat that

or the 1 for healy, i forget it though

Minstrels
13-02-2008, 07:16 PM
Who's that dying on the ru...? Or you thinking of a different one?
Nope, it doesn't even reference to Munich untill the end and even then it's only calling a current player a 'Munich *******' which I know will spark off some crap for some crap reason. :rolleyes:

Shoovers
13-02-2008, 07:19 PM
(Sung to our ridiculous owners)
Get out of our club,
Get out of our club,
You lying ********,
Get out of our club.

We all dream of a team of carraghers,
a team of carraghers,
number 1 is carragher,
number 2 is carragher.. and so on

Ooooh campioni,
the one and only,
its Liverpool,
they say are days are numbered,
were not worthy anymore,
but scousers rule the world,
like we've never done before

Middlesbrough
13-02-2008, 07:21 PM
THERES ONLY ONEE RICKY HATTON
BLA BLA BLA
BLA BLA
WALKIN IN A HATTON WONDERLAND
who said it couldnt be boxin =]

Andeeh
13-02-2008, 09:30 PM
**** off Chelsea FC, you aint got no history! 5 europeon cups & 18 leagues, thats what we call history!

Get your Durk out
Get your Durk out
Get your Durk out for the kop

You'll Never Walk Alone (Probabbly the best song of all time)

Ring Of Fire

Paulio
13-02-2008, 09:33 PM
Cheer up Kevin keegan, oh what can it mean?

To a, sad Geordie ******* and... ***** football teeeeeeeeeeam.

bizzle
07-03-2008, 11:15 PM
when i was just a little boy
my grandad bought me a brand new toy
tommy mooney on a piece of string
time we kicked is ******* head in......


ur mums ur dad
ur dads ur mum
ur oxford scum

we can see u sneaking out
cheerio cheerio

best one is
stand up if u hate stewards

pacific
07-03-2008, 11:18 PM
when i was just a little boy
my grandad bought me a brand new toy
tommy mooney on a piece of string
time we kicked is ******* head in......


ur mums ur dad
ur dads ur mum
ur oxford scum

we can see u sneaking out
cheerio cheerio

They're just pure pathetic..

bizzle
07-03-2008, 11:19 PM
not really...

Jamie!
07-03-2008, 11:22 PM
They're just pure pathetic..

"CrazyBartender"

Pot/Kettle/Black?????

Edited by Hitman (Forum Moderator): Please don't post pointlessly.

pacific
07-03-2008, 11:23 PM
Plant?/Tea?/White

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FlyingJesus
07-03-2008, 11:24 PM
[sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"]

There's only one, Arsene Wenger
One, Arsene Wenger
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile
Wenger is a ******* paedophile

Mortalized
07-03-2008, 11:41 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2GHqFT-TehQ

Oleh
08-03-2008, 12:01 AM
when i was young my father said son i
have something to say,
and what he told me ill never forget
until my dying day,
he said son you are a rotherham fan
and thats the way to stay,
happy to be a rotherham fan until my
dying day. Also

For ever and ever,
we'll follow our team,
we're Rotherham United,
we are supreme.

We'll never be mastered,
by no (whoever we are playing)
*Text Removed*
we'' keep the red flag,
flying high.

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Minstrels
08-03-2008, 08:10 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2GHqFT-TehQ
Mort, it's a shame you didn't know the lyrics so you had to post a YouTube video of the song. :rolleyes:

Oh yeah I got a new one, it was sang at COMS against United.
He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
That boy Elano,
Makes Ronaldo look *****.

United.Road
08-03-2008, 12:20 PM
Mort, it's a shame you didn't know the lyrics so you had to post a YouTube video of the song. :rolleyes:

Oh yeah I got a new one, it was sang at COMS against United.
He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
That boy Elano,
Makes Ronaldo look *****.
:lol: elano what happened to him? he looked a decent player at the start of the season but now hes no better than joey barton

Mortalized
08-03-2008, 10:40 PM
Mort, it's a shame you didn't know the lyrics so you had to post a YouTube video of the song. :rolleyes:



to be honest i actually do know the lyrics.. :S

Minstrels
08-03-2008, 10:49 PM
:lol: elano what happened to him? he looked a decent player at the start of the season but now hes no better than joey barton
Injured. :)

<?PHP>
09-03-2008, 02:37 AM
"We hate you wednesday, we do
we hate you wednesday, we do
we hate you wednesday, we do
Oh wednesday we hate you"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=egEOmONE8mk <-- Another
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdfdTHszUqo&NR=1 <-- Another
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCoN9hFUd-k&NR=1 <-- MC Toby Tyke Haha

GhostFace-
09-03-2008, 02:38 AM
the Gators one.

Ivake
09-03-2008, 10:10 AM
Lets go *Text Removed*mental
Lets go *Text Removed*mental
dalalala dalalala

Lets go *Text Removed* mental
Lets go *Text Removed* mental
dalalala dalalala

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Mexel
09-03-2008, 02:21 PM
Enckelmans a blue nose,
Enckelmans a blue nose
nananana hey nanana hey

Vibes
09-03-2008, 02:36 PM
Were bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy tra lalalalala
were bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy tra lalalala

You are my holland,
my matty holland,
you make me happy when skies are grey,
he's 5 foot 7,
hes football heaven,
no one can take my holland away.

Sha lalalalalalala **
sha lalalalalala **
sha lalalalalalala **
We sent tha palace down
[to the tune of amarillo]

[sung at sheff wednesday]
Sit down! or youl get chucked out.
Sit down! or youl get chucked out.
Sit down! or youl get chucked out.

Vibes
19-03-2008, 08:34 PM
Selhurst park is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
Selhurst park is falling down
what a *Text Removed*

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Gubai
19-03-2008, 09:18 PM
THERES ONLY ONEE RICKY HATTON
BLA BLA BLA
BLA BLA
WALKIN IN A HATTON WONDERLAND
who said it couldnt be boxin =]

that would be:



theres only one ricky hatton
theres only one ricky hatton
walking along
singing a song
walking in a hatton wonderland


another good one is



we had joy we had fun
we had city on the run
but the joy didnt last
cos the *******s ran too fast


and LOL @ the arsene winger one

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