RyanAir's pathetic April Fools Joke! - ***** Galore.. ;D

[Scania]

Ryanair Launches www.ryanbare.com






X RATED CALENDARS, SCREEN SAVERS AND SAUCY PICS



Ryanair, Europe’s largest low fares airline, today (April 1st) launched a brand new website to tap into the X rated market, the internet’s fastest growth area. Following the success of the ‘Girls of Ryanair’ charity calendar, Ryanair’s new website, www.ryanbare.com (http://www.ryanbare.com/) promises the hottest in-flight entertainment, including X-rated Ryanair calendars, screensavers and a range of saucy pics.

Speaking today, Head of Ryanbare.com ***** Galore said:

“Ryanair gambling has already boosted our ancillary revenue by tapping into the internet’s second favourite activity, so our next natural step is to tap into the most popular internet activity of all. The launch of Ryanbare.com offers the ultimate in-flight service, with a range of products to satisfy even the most hardcore aerosexual.

“To celebrate the launch of Ryanbare, prices have been stripped for one day only, so fasten your seatbelt and log onto Europe’s number one no frills, cheap thrills website www.ryanbare.com (http://www.ryanbare.com/).”

[-Xiangu-]

I lolled.

[Jamesy]

dammit she's covered up :@

[kk.]

erm, put me off flying with them.
childish of a large company to be quite honest

[Scania]

dammit she's covered up :@

I wouldn't tap that.


erm, put me off flying with them.

Why you owe me - rep? and why am I in your location?

Also, you're quite right about that. They are very childish.

[Jamesy]

I wouldn't tap that but I still want to see the goods :(

[Corporal]

I wouldn't tap that.

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Edited by Hayd93 (Forum Moderator): Please don't be rude towards other members.

[Adam!]

The thing that scares me is they proberbly will make Ryanbare......

[cunning]

Not really a good april fools joke, it's just childish for a professional company to do that.

[Adam!]

Not really a good april fools joke, it's just childish for a professional company to do that.
Lol, thats Ryanair for you.

They're not professional anyways, their pilots get demoted for going around and diverting so yeahhhhhhh!

[Hayd93]

Same,Dident there crew accually relese a calander ?

[cocaine]

Same,Dident there crew accually relese a calander ?

yeah but they stopped it

[Hayd93]

yeah but they stopped it

Ye thats what i thought happened to it.Also dident 1 of there crew have sex in the toilet ?

[cocaine]

Ye thats what i thought happened to it.Also dident 1 of there crew have sex in the toilet ?

yeah, she was well good

[Adam!]

yeah, she was well good
Yeah she was ace wasn't she mate, she was a first officer and oooo remember the size of her breasts! :D

Wait.. You did take the same one as me on that flight to Germany didn't you?

[cocaine]

Yeah she was ace wasn't she mate, she was a first officer and oooo remember the size of her breasts! :D

Wait.. You did take the same one as me on that flight to Germany didn't you?

ahh you were the guy who badly needed a crap? ye i remember you waiting outside

[Adam!]

ahh you were the guy who badly needed a crap? ye i remember you waiting outside
Yeahhhhh, she needed the bog too so we went in together, none of us used the bog though!!! - It felt so nice on the touchdown yaknow, when we was havin' some fun!

[Turbanators]

Shes so ugly :)