Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

[Forest-Law]

Read the title.
I'll start.

Why does the sun shine?
Becasue the moon doesn't.

Why are the bananas happy?
Becasue the apples danced.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

[aznthugz]

Why do men fart?
cause women dont

Why are you smart?
Your not

Do you think im cool?
Ice is hawt

rofl!

[disco]

i think your supposed to answer the last persons question

why do men climb trees while burping?

[-sFusion-]

because they can

why does light go so fast?

[disco]

because some1 flicked the light switch!


why ami writing in blue?

[weirdalshow8]

because yellow is too brite

Why paladins have swords?

[Forest-Law]

because the fisherman died of a heart attack

Why did the pigeon fly into a wall?

[Pringle.fun]

because it felt like it

why am i ginger?

[Tommy]

because you were baked...

Why are penguins so cool?

[Rachi]

coz they live in a freezer



Why do i look at this thread?

[Pringle.fun]

because they can waddle :D

Why is water wet?

[joeyjo21]

cos they only live in cold countries

how do elephants pick their nose?

[Surname]

With great difficulty.

Why do cows go "Moo"?

[Forest-Law]

because they are trying to say the word move but are constantly interupted by another cow trying to say the same word.

What did the postman man say to the letter?

[Rachi]

Dont look at me in that tone of voice



Why did the penguin cry?

[Forest-Law]

because the other, meaner penguin said he smelled

How do penguins talk?

[Surname]

They don't.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

[Forest-Law]

Cookie Jar. I havn't seen any cookie jar. Seriously.

Why did the leaf fall from the tree?

[Surname]

Because it was dead.

Why did the second leaf fall out of the tree?

[Forest-Law]

Because he was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the girl hold a ceremony?

[Surname]

Because he was stapled to the other monkey. What monkey? "\

Because she was getting married to Theodore (As seen in The Chipmunks).

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

[Forest-Law]

What monkey? "\



stupid question, stupid answer

Because it was in the KFC box of the big boy.

Shall we party?

[Craig]

no bcos partying has now become illegal

why did the pig sneeze?

[Detox]

Coz it got haxed.

Why does it always rain?

[Surname]

Because the aliens like their baths.

Why is the sky blue?

[Detox]

Coz I painted it

Why am i so cool?

[Surname]

Because you evolved from a lemon, and lemons are cool.

Why does the letter O look like the number 0.

[Detox]

Coz my jumper said so.

[Craig]

Because originally they were the same but the 0 got in a car crash and now looks like 0 insted of O :o

romeo romeo wher art thou?

[Surname]

Romeo is currently in a meeting, please try again later.

How do snails get to school?

[Craig]

They just call a taxi durr.. lol :P

if peters mum has 3 kids,tic and tac,whats the 3rd one called?

[Rachi]

Peter xD


If u over take the person in last place
What place r u in?

[Forest-Law]

Wherever the event is being held.

Why did the dog sneeze?

[Surname]

The wrong one.

Why do dogs "Bark" and not "Hark"?

[Rachi]

Wherever the event is being held.

Why did the dog sneeze?

Tht anwer dint make sence u nooooob xD only jokin


Why did da dog sneeze?

Coz its allergic 2 the grass

[Forest-Law]

Why did the man jump off the Blackpool Tower?

[poll]

he cudnt be asked to go down all da stairs

why am i naked ?

[eggd2]

because yor was called jim

What does the sun smell like?

[Forest-Law]

burning flesh.

Why did the indian child cry when he saw a television?

[Craig]

He saw Freddy Kroueger!!

what did david beckham say when he looked in the mirror?

[Scriptermone]

Whos that ugly mug there!


Why am I so damn good at recolouring furni?

[Craig]

because u have a genetic disorder that when you say good things bout urself it means the opposite <:| and when u say bad things its rite, lol jus joking its true :P

why did postman pat giv up his job?

[Forest-Law]

because he died.

Why did George W. Bush win the election?

[Craig]

because he uses secret hypnosis methods!!

why did the tortoise beat the hare?

[Detox]

Coz he didnt know how to lose because he is so stupid

Why did Frodo destroy the ring?

[Craig]

because if he didnt then gollum would have ate the ring and turned into a goldfish

if a dog ate a goldfish and puked up a rat wat wud he be?

[Forest-Law]

the main star on America's Funniest Animals.

The Queen farts. Who smells it first?

[Surname]

Peter Kay.

Who killed the radio star?

[Forest-Law]

Osama Bin Laden.

How will the world end?

[Pulchritudinous]

Peter Kay will eat another cheeseburger and explode.

Why did MC Rattay the street rat break his leg whilst bum popping?

[Jõnathan]

Who cares why!

Does cheese make you blind?

[Forest-Law]

no. it makes your eyes fly home to Ireland. LMAO.

Why did the old man get thrown out of the Old Folks Home?

[FrozenWhisper]

He went to a mesum cause he was a fossil.
Why did Gerrard decide to stay at Liverpool?

[Forest-Law]

because it was in the fantasy of a Liverpudlien's dream.

Why did the toilet swallow the talented pig?

[Craig]

because he fort if he kissed it he would turn to a prince,but he accidently swallowed it and now is a prog

what happened to the woman that swallowed a spider?

[Surname]

She become known as spiderwoman.

Knock, Knock... Who's there?

[Forest-Law]

Hu. The chinese delivery man.

What did Spiderman and Spiderwoman call Spiderchild?

[Vodor]

You little git, most of the time.

Why do wardrobes have two doors?

[Surname]

So people can go in one side and out the other.

"Where do mobile phone numbers go when you delete them from your mobile?" - Emma, Big Brother 3.

[Vodor]

To the big contact list in the sky

Why is dyslexic the hardest word to write?

[Surname]

Because it has two left feet.

Why do ducks live in ponds?

[Forest-Law]

Becasue pond is a funny word if u say it 20 times over and over.

Why did 99 red balloons pop simultaneously?

[Surname]

Because they got taken out their native habitat.

Why does the colour red only have three letters?

[Craig]

because they hav a boundary and if they get caught more than 10 metres away from the pond they die within 1 hour but dont tlel ne 1 :P

if jack and jill went up the hill what would happen?

[Vodor]

Because they got taken out their native habitat.

Why does the colour red only have three letters?

Cos its not very popular, Blue gets 20 letters a day


Why is the sky blue?

[Forest-Law]

Because the blind man is comfortable not knowing, but all knowing.

Who killed one of the mice from the three blind mice?

[joeyjo21]

no1 killed the mouse, it comitted suicide.

why cant fish swim backwards?

[Craig]

because it gets sea sick if it does..

who invented the superkalifragalisticexpiladosus?

[Forest-Law]

Hitler. It's code for 'I'm going to rise again and kill the mighty one'

Who is the mighty one?

[Vodor]

Someone with a very long name

Why do sheep eat grass?

[Forest-Law]

because its free, and sheep are cheap.

How did the window cleaner draw the curtains from the outside??

[Vodor]

badly

How did the gas fitter blow up the house?

[Craig]

he put the gas in a deodarant can,then put then can on a huge fireplace oops

y does it always rain on YOU?

[Rachi]

Because i lied when i was 17.. xD


Why are my friends dorky?

[Vodor]

They like to hang around with you cos it makes them look good

Why is snow white?

[Legend-Killa]

Because clouds are white

Why are mansions big?

[Afterhour]

They had to call it mansion coz if a kid or a mouse owned it. It would be small and they would call it a kidsion or moussion! LMAO!

Windmill,Windmill full of life.
Why did the chicken play the fife?

[Jashmine]

He lost his piano in the great piano fire of '95.

Why is milk chocolate brownish?

[Forest-Law]

Because, when holidaying, it went out for a tan and things got out of hand.

Why did the priest take the little children to his house?

[Rachi]

Because he heard about michael jackson and wanted 2 do the same :s


Why do you smuck?

[Craig]

i smuck because u told me to :)

y is it always greener on the other side?

[Forest-Law]

because we live on the dark side.

Why did Bob say 'Sorry' to Bill?

[Rachi]

Because he stole his TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTOR :S


What do Winnie the pooh and jack the ripper have in common/

[Forest-Law]

Being mentioned in the same sentence.

Why did the old lady fall in a hole?

[Detox]

Because chips are yellow

Why do farmers have fields?

[Legend-Killa]

Because they want to.

Why did the old man fall in a hole?

[Forest-Law]

Becasue, when he saw the old lady do it, he thought it was a game.

Why did one monkey follow the other monkey?

[Craig]

because they were connected by a magnet and therefore he had to.

y is the moon made of cheese?

[FrozenWhisper]

So I could one day travel there and eat it.

Why is Liverpool the best footy club ever?

[Craig]

that is a very hard question as that statement is true,maybe because were the champions of europe for the 5th time and we rule soo much :)

why did we sell owen for a pityful 8million?

[FrozenWhisper]

Cause we where controled by Real Madrid.


Is Dudek a brill goalie?

[Craig]

i have to say nay but he can do good at times :)

is gerrard staying for life?

[Detox]

If Winter comes.

Where do the cows come from?

[Forest-Law]

Milk

Why did the snail slither into the teacher's mouth?

[Detox]

Because Jack had a pear i his hand

Why are there radios?

[Infrontation]

Because Aliens invented them..

Why is Habbo called Habbo when it could be called Habbo or Even Habbo?

[Forest-Law]

Because the man who invented habbo was called H. ABBO.

What is the tangent vector notation of pi?

[2hd.]

What is the tangent vector notation of pi?
the cherry on top...

why does updating yuor configuration files take soo long?

[Forest-Law]

because it has to be processed and quikly read over by a bald italian man.

What is the secondary use of umbrellas?

[Owen]

a toilet

Why does a dishwasher make glasses steamy?

[.Lynn]

Yeano

How do I type?

[Legend-Killa]

You use a keyboard

Hey Jimmy wats your name?

[.Lynn]

Joe

Hey Joe Tow whats ur last name?

[Legend-Killa]

How should i no?

Whats 2+2?

[FrozenWhisper]

Who cares where am I school?


Why mam I obbessed with The Rasmus and Liverpool?

[Fantasy]

Liverpool, who gives a flying PIG!

do you like my teddy bear :')?

[Detox]

I think it likes quadratics.

Why am i so brilliant?

[Fantasy]

Omgz yeah? i adore you <3


















































So howzz it hangin' lozerz?

[Forest-Law]

It touches the floor, thx.

Why do bees buzz?

[meta1gearsolid2]

Why do men fart?
cause women dont

Why are you smart?
Your not

Do you think im cool?
Ice is hawt

rofl!
Women dont fart?!!

[Forest-Law]

STUPID ANSWER STUPID QUESTION!!!!


Why do bees buzz?

[Rachi]

Because they got a lisp.


Why does your mom smell

[Forest-Law]

Mirrors can't answer questions.

Whats the difference between the road and the pavement?

[Craig]

the pavement ur more likely to get run over :) :P

if yes is no and no is yes,do you no yes?

[Forest-Law]

Of course I know yes, we share the same sink.

Sorry?

[Craig]

lol,if u r sorry u will stop talking!!

may i help you?

[Rachi]

yeh gimmie 4 Thrones ;)

Why did the morrir break

[Matty]

because the sheep are thin

why is the moon made of cheese?

[Rachi]

Because they cudnt find enuf tuna xD



why did mazwel get vvoted out da bb house?

[Owen]

Because they couldn't vote craig out

Why does fish fly?

[Rachi]

He doesnt fly
He crawls


Who caused the earthquake

[ttranquility.]

The fat man who lives underground.

Who ate the banana on the floor?

[Rachi]

Your mom




Why did the fat man cause the earthquake

[meta1gearsolid2]

I know! Cuz he He..He..Farted!

[Raza786]

Who Jumped In The Middle Of The Sea?

[Forest-Law]

Jesus. Everyone else would drown.

Why was the boy given a snotty tissue?

[Detox]

Coz he had a football

Why did Mike go to the fair?

[Surname]

To get away from the neighing donkey.

When is the next tomorrow?

[Afterhour]

MTWThFriSSday (Stands for MOCKING TEN WOMBATS TO FALL SOME SOUL day)
If its toaster to bread,what is EVIL WACKO WORLD DOMINATING FREAKS to?

[Raza786]

To Your Mum


What Animal Shouts Like A Human?

[Detox]

A Human that looks like an animal

Why are you on this forum?

[Raza786]

Ur Mum Told Me To Come On It

Why Are You Mad Like A Frog.

[Craig]

The frog is crazy not mad,and im crazy bcos it sed i would die if i didnt act crazy!!

how do u scoop a poop?

[Forest-Law]

Ask the slave to do it.

Do the chickens have large talons?

[Craig]

yer they are 100 feet :o

is it cos i iz white :P

[Forest-Law]

"No. Its because you stole my job", the blackboard said.

If Bob has 2 toilets, and Mary has 7, how long will it be before they kiss?

[Rachi]

Toilet paper ;]




How long does it take you 2 run the marathon

[Craig]

if u wer at the finish it wud be 2 mins :P ♣♣

how long till im un-single on habbo/x?

[Rachi]

today ;]




Why did the penguin break his wing

[Craig]

because he was flying and saw u and was dazed at ur beautifulness
also wat u mean by today :P

Oo julliet Oo Julliete wher for art thou Julliete?

[Forest-Law]

"I'm here, lol."

What did one chimney say to the other chimney?

[Raza786]

It Didnt Because It Cant Talk


Why Are You On My Computer?

[Forest-Law]

sorry, i had nowhere to sit. my bad.

Shouldn't the world forget war and suffering and opt for Ikea's flat-pack homes?

[Mr.pixels]

yes
*thinks of stupid question*
r u gay
*soz cnt fink of anyfin lol

[Clo]

Yes the potatoes are gay.

Why do cars go brum brum.

[Mr.pixels]

They only do that when they have £EXX

[Rachi]

because its got crazy frog stuck in side it



Why shud crazy frog live?

[Craig]

because he has 9 lives like cats :o

why r u soo beautifull?? hopes female replies :)

[Forest-Law]

Becasue he beat Coldplay to No.1 . OWNED!!!

OMG! ARE THE TAPS CRYING!?!?!?!

[Craig]

lol and know theyre going for a white wee wee :P

why dont u get a job?

[ttranquility.]

Because i have a toad to guid me,

Why do people fart? :)

[Craig]

because if they dont fart and hold it in it will make them grow a stone by next week :o

do u know the MUFFIN MAN?

[weirdalshow8]

no i dont

Why do birds fly?

[Craig]

because they saw ur face and ran but ran sooo fast they flew...

you know what i mean?

[weirdalshow8]

i dont no

Why does cortez keep talking?

[Craig]

because Cortez is bored?

do u shutup :P??

[Raza786]

No Because Ur Mum Is Stupid

Why Are You Crazy?

[Forest-Law]

I'm not crazy. Ask the hippy licking my nose.

What's going to happen this week?

[Raza786]

Callies Funeral


Why Is The Hippo Punching You?

[.Amberz.]

Because hes just been to his boxing class. =P

Why do we go to School?

[Craig]

because we wer brainwashed into finking skool is kool,cos it has it in it ;)

You Talking To Me?

[Chaz]

if barbie is so popular y do u have to buy her friends?

I looked up at the stars last night and wonderd 'WHERE THE HELL IS MY ROOF!'

[Craig]

u have 2 buy her friends so the barbie corporation gets more money :)

if green is purple and purple is green how come ur face is looking purple?

[Forest-Law]

Cos' I'm angry. And you won't like me when I'm angry!

Whats the story in Ballamory?

[lvt3046]

I do nt no ballamory is gay :P

Why has god gave us brains if somepeople dont use them??

[Craig]

because there brains are upside down :P

what is god was one of us?

[Rachi]

He wouldnt be he is 2 'Special' lol


is :eusa_sile means smile and :eusa_hand means cry
what does :d mean?

[lvt3046]

errm sad

wots diffrence between gameboy advaced gameboy advanced sp??

[Rachi]

The price ;]


Why does callie run the hotel?

[FrozenWhisper]

Cause she was the only replacement they could find.




Why is fish smelly?

[Raza786]

Ones A Frog Ones A Tadpole



Why Are You Barking?

[Rachi]

Im not you are..



Whats diffrence between tip-ex and an eraser

[FrozenWhisper]

Dunno they both taste the same to me

Why is cheese holy?

[Rachi]

Dunno they both taste the same to me

Why is cheese holy?

:o
You answered the wrong question


Hers mine ages :

Why is cheese holy?

it isnt ;D




Whats diffrence between tip-ex and a eraser

[Craig]

because cheese has holes in it making it holey :P rep me for that one XP

Who sell seashells on the seafloor?

[Raza786]

ur mum

Who Are You?

[Craig]

Im CortezHelsing :)

IS IT?????????

[Raza786]

No


Why??????????

[Craig]

because i can :)

do u really like it?

[Raza786]

No


Why Are You On This Forum?

[Craig]

because smiddy told me 2 :P

is it is it wicked??

[Forest-Law]

No, its just mean. Really mean.

WOAH! Did you just see that?

[Raza786]

No


Did You See It?

[Forest-Law]

Yes

Why did the computer crash?

[lvt3046]

Because U was look at naughty stuff !!

Why is coke called coke ??

[Raza786]

Since Its Evil

Why??????????

[weirdalshow8]

because

Why did i post here?

[Eckuii]

because the sky is pink?

Why is this thread going on and on and on ?

[Forest-Law]

Becasue I made it when I was under the influence of drugs. Silly me.

Where have the Chuckle Brothers gone?

[deltateamaplha]

There still on cbbc but there old

Why can I not spell?

[Raza786]

Becsue U Cant

How???????????/

[lvt3046]

How is not a answer

I am jelly wot am i

[Raza786]

Not Jelly


What???????????

[lvt3046]

What it made from the word "snot"


Who wants 2 come on holiday with me ??

[Forest-Law]

We already are on holiday silly.

Why did the penguin happy slap the old lady?

[lvt3046]

because he wanted 2 go 2 jail

WHy is forest law called forest law

[Forest-Law]

beacause he is a character on TEKKEN and i whoop bum-bum with him. Go me.

Why does it sound like I have no life?

[Rachi]

Bcoz u probably dont have one.








why do you cry?

[Craig]

because a snake spat venom in my eyeball

do u know its xmas?

[Rachi]

(8) i dont know its xmas time at all xD



SLAP ME?


1700th POST

[Craig]

ur not french so i cant slap her cos shes french XP

is it is it wicked?

[Mr.Comedian]

Not Really!

When Did you do that thing that u said u did wen u did that thing?

[Craig]

i did it 2moro :)

u know what i mean?

[Punk Rock Star]

maybe do you?

Why do I smell like cheese?

[lvt3046]

u didnt have a wash

can any1 else smell her

[samsaBEAR]

Sadly I can

Anyone Like Pie?

[lvt3046]

Depends what kind

who is 18under?

[Craig]

Not Johnny Vegas :P

how meny cats can kill 10 rats?

[Rachel2005]

one



Why do you **** me

[Forest-Law]

Because I paid you double last night and want my money's worth. L01 sorry but the question just asked for it.........

Michael who?

[lvt3046]

Jackson

WHy dus mj get sweaty when he see's kid?

[lvt3046]

Because ...........

[Janumz]

Because it's hot out side *cough* :rolleyes:

Why is this thread slightly ammusing?

[Craig]

Because im here :P

what wud ur 3 wishes be if u had?

[Forest-Law]

1. To have an infinite amount of wishes.

(preety pointless now but.....)

2. To have a movie library, with every film ever made. And a private screening cinema next door with top of the technological range everything.

3. To have the power to become invisible.

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Why did Big Brother tell the housemates to come to the diary room?

[Craig]

because the diary room smells and so they wanted them 2 clean it :P

who likes moi?

[Forest-Law]

Quelle question idiote, je signifient pourquoi vous demanderiez quelque chose de stupide comme celui. Pourquoi? POURQUOI!?! Je sais que le titre est question stupide, réponse stupide, mais vous ne pensent pas votre être un peu idiot. Maintenant allez au sous-sol et dites l'homme dans le fauteuil roulant de cesser des cris.

What did I say?

[Craig]

i was gona do a language tool but cudnt be botherd,ill try :) even tho i do German :)

Quelle question idiote, je signifient pourquoi vous demanderiez quelque chose de stupide comme celui. Pourquoi? POURQUOI!?! Je sais que le titre est question stupide, réponse stupide, mais vous ne pensent pas votre être un peu idiot. Maintenant allez au sous-sol et dites l'homme dans le fauteuil roulant de cesser des cris.

What a stupid question, I demand......... U say this question was stupid,respond stupid...........

Do u spk ze englais?

[Forest-Law]

Wee.

Language tool? I wrote it myself......or did I?

[Craig]

Lol i dunno if u did :P

to be or not to be?

[Jordan3]

To be the bee in the spelling bee

Does the pie have a wooden roof?

[Craig]

corse not XP

who goes ther ?

[Forest-Law]

I don't think anyone goes to Neverland anymore

Help. I'm lost. Where is the nearest phone?

[Craig]

in eokdkkwslland

is it true?

[lvt3046]

Yacorse it is

Cortezcan u makemea sig?

[Punk Rock Star]

your mom =]

Tidus, what's your name? (TIDUS ROX!!!!!!)

[Y!]

His name is sally.
Death from above or below?!?!

[Jordan3]

Below, seeing as its me :)

Is the glass half empty or half broken?

[lvt3046]

Who will no

Drunk is not a way of coffe

[Jordan3]

I know to know it isnt

If I could of and would of, should I of done it?

[Forest-Law]

U Coulda Shoulda Woulda . . . . . . . . . .

XXX PRON???? U HAVN'T BEEN LOOKING HAVE YOU?

[Jordan3]

Maybe... :)

If Specie changed his name to Specie would it still be Specie or would it be Specie

[Craig]

He'd be Specie :)

Am I The Onli one herE?

[kasi]

yes you are

am i cool :)

[Pawf]

No cause you beat me to it

Do dogs talk b*llocks?

[Craig]

no they dont :) and Kassie u are :P

Am i "wicked"

[kasi]

sure why not.

erm .. are you a cyclops :)

[Rachi]

yeh corse i am


Do you smuckk

[kasi]

no. and pmsl i have a naughty anwser to that rofll

is callie a man

[lvt3046]

Yes shess all man

Im going holiday tonight

[kasi]

yes then im gonna track you down
no only joking :)

is callie actually callimpetuous :)

[Agent 47]

Yes, Double identity

why is habbo so laggy?

[Craig]

because habbo is a psycho maniac

where is my Julliette?

[Agent 47]

Ummm, In The Kitchen Drawer

What does dionysus actually do for habbo?

[Rachi]

moan at people and poke them with his bunny ears



Why do mods ignore ur calls 4 help

[kasi]

cause they're stupid.

why does habbo even have mods or hobbas they dont do anything really =) [my oppinion]

[Joe.]

so some people can get rich :(

y du ppl wear hats in summer? it jus makes u even hotter

[Jordan3]

Because they're chavs :)

Why do some short people wear shorts when they eat shortbread

[Joe.]

lmao coz theyre sad :o

y du ppl with subaru impretzas but what looks like ironing bords on the back of their lovely car?

[Forest-Law]

Because I don't understand the question. :|

Is it that you stole the old man's wig and sold it to yourself?