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Roxy
21-02-2009, 12:15 PM
We've all heard those jokes, haven't we? You know, the ones that are so stupid and not funny, that they're - well, funny!

Just the other day, my friend was trying a few out on me. I can honestly say that they were rubbish. Absolutely rubbish. But like many other unfunny jokes, they got me laughing anyway.

And then it got me thinking, she can't be the only one who knows a few rubbish jokes. So, that's what I want you to tell me - the worst joke you know!

The joke which I think is definitely the worst will win.

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1st Prize: 30 Credits (Kindly donated by jrh2002)

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Habbo Name: Roxy916
Habbox Name: Roxy916
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L.A.Walker
23-02-2009, 08:07 PM
Habbo(x) Name: L.A.Walker
My entry:

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

Kieeran
23-02-2009, 08:15 PM
Habbo name; Chemicool
Habbox name; Kieeran
Entry
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
twas stuck to the chickens foot

Ardemax
24-02-2009, 05:41 PM
Habbo name: Ardemax
Habbox name: Ardemax
Entry:

why did the burglar nick the washing machine?

he wanted a quick getaway

P.princess4
24-02-2009, 06:21 PM
Habbo(x) name: P.princess4
Entry:
Why the man go skiing?

:eusa_dancBecause it was his holiday :eusa_danc

drama
24-02-2009, 06:24 PM
What's the difference between a baby and a Lamborghini?

You can't fit three men in a Lamborghini.




also cba with the template

Vicixxx
26-02-2009, 12:02 AM
My Habbo Name [ UK] : =Midniqht.
Habbox : Vicixxx
My Entry :
1st one :
Why did the chicken cross the road? " To get to the other side " HAHAHA x
2nd one :
What does a cat sleep on? " A Caterpillow " ahaha x

I think they are both terrible xxxxxx

p1eloveragain
26-02-2009, 06:05 PM
Habbox name - p1eloveragain
Habbo name - p1elover

Whats blue and shiny?
Wet paint

Snowchick0001
28-02-2009, 02:36 PM
Habbox name-Snowchick0001
Habbo name-Snowchick001

I have a few rubbish jokes.

Why would you take a hammer to bed
So you could hit the sack.

If two collars had a race, how would it end?
In a tie.

What insect is good at math?
An account-ant

What happens when two snails fight?
They slug it out.

And the last one:
What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Justice Fingers

These are just the worst jokes i ever heard-they were off my dad.

ecstasy
28-02-2009, 03:09 PM
Man walks into a bar.
Ouch

Stability
28-02-2009, 05:09 PM
Habbo Name: Stability, (With the comma)
Habbox Name: Stability
My entry: A Horse Walks Into A Pub The BarMan Says 'Why The Long Face'

.:Gilly2:.
28-02-2009, 10:20 PM
Habbox Name: .:Gilly2:
Habbo Uk Name: .:Gilly2:.
My Joke:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
How did ya know?

A man Walks into a bar and says: OWCH!

Rockcuteman..
02-03-2009, 06:54 PM
Habbo name: rockcuteman
Habbox name: Rockcuteman..
My Entry: Why'd the button cross the road?
To visit his flat mate.
?!?! :s

Jamiie
03-03-2009, 12:28 AM
Habbo(x) Name: iJiim
Entry: Whats a Mermaids favourite maths ?

.Algebra

alexglennie2003
03-03-2009, 09:43 AM
Habbo name: alexglennie111
habboxname: alexglennie2003
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

evoi
05-03-2009, 01:32 PM
Habbo name: evoi
Habbox name: evoi
My entries:
How come you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish?
A man walks into a bar... ouch!
I think they're pretty lame.

jameslarden
07-03-2009, 09:48 AM
Habbo Name: jameslarden
Habbox Name: jameslarden

Joke: You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving
today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking
Fine.' So that was nice of them...

-moniquee.$
08-03-2009, 06:28 PM
Habbo name: -moniquee.
Habbox name: -moniquee.
My entry:
Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the p*ss out of the undies
:eusa_danclol

wade69
11-03-2009, 12:16 PM
Habbox name: wade69
habbo name: wade69
entry Two monkeys are in the bath, one says "oooh oooh ahh ahh ahh".
The other one says "Put some cold in then!!"

Rock
11-03-2009, 12:31 PM
Habbo(x) Name: PureEv1l

Entry:

1. What do you call a man with no ears?

Anything you bloomin' well like. He can't hear you!

2. How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Give him a piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides.

LOL Enjoy :P

Sfinx
11-03-2009, 06:39 PM
Habbo Name: :.Sfinx.:
Habbox Name: Sfinx
My entry:
Two tomatoes are crossing the road
one get hit by a car
the other says "ketch up"

Kindcool
17-03-2009, 06:34 PM
Habbo (x) Name:Kindcool
Q:Why do witchs were name tags?
A:To know which witch is which!:eusa_danc

Sponegy006
18-03-2009, 04:59 PM
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
No one
No one who?
.................................................. ........

kylem2k8
19-03-2009, 07:29 PM
what do you call fast food?
A hot dog :P

Habbox name: kylem2k8
Habbo name: dark--dragon

mcmurtrie
19-03-2009, 11:04 PM
Whats orange and smells like green paint?
Orange paint.

Habbo name: mcmurtrie
Habbox Name : mcmurtrie

HanzyPanzy
21-03-2009, 12:32 PM
Habbo Name: hanzhottie
Habbox Name: HanzyPanzy
My Entry: What Do You Call A Person Who Sings? A singer<<<<<<<< how crap is that

jj1661
23-03-2009, 06:09 AM
habbo name: werqpr1661
habbox name:jj1661

entry: why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side

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