Corrupt a Wish

[Nosx]

We have this game on HabbCrazyForum, and I thought I'd share it with you guys (;

The object is to make a wish, and when someone grants it, they have to corrupt it somehow.

For example: User 1: I wish I had a dog.
User 2: Wish Granted, but then he runs away.

Easy as that.


I wish for a new car.

[ecstasy]

Wish granted, but it gets stolen <3
I wish for a spoon. corrupt that :D

[TonyBest]

Granted, but they gave u a fork by mistake

I wish i was rich

[Laggings]

Granted, you recieved 100,000,000 Zimbabwe dollars, but only worth .01 in the UK.

I wish I had a larger penis.

[BOBBAH]

Granted, you recieved 100,000,000 Zimbabwe dollars, but only worth .01 in the UK.

I wish I had a larger penis.technically, tht doesnt grant his wish of bein rich. itd grant his wish for 100,000,000 dollars tho

wish granted but its so big tht wenever u get horny u get pass out from all the blood flowing to it

i wish i had a bucket of KFC chicken wangs

[Laggings]

Technically, he's rich in Zimbabwe, but not uk.

Wish granted, but the chicken was alive.

I wish you could type.

[BOBBAH]

way to ruin a game with wid a wish that will neva happen

[Laggings]

I know, what a sad ending, and it's all because you can't type :(

[Alex3213]

Wish granted but unable to type words over 20 characters.

I wish I could have some coke right now and drink it

[mortimus2]

Wish granted but unable to type words over 20 characters.

I wish I could have some coke right now and drink it


Wish granted. But its roller cola :(

I wish i could go to bed now

[ecstasy]

Wish granted. But someones already in it
I wish i had red bull right now :)

[FlyingJesus]

Granted but YOU LOSE AN HC BET ON HABBO SCREAM IRL AND ROLL DOWN HILL

I wish I didn't have to go to work tonight

[Nemo]

Granted but YOU LOSE AN HC BET ON HABBO SCREAM IRL AND ROLL DOWN HILL

I wish I didn't have to go to work tonight
wish granted but you get fired.

I wish i had pancakes

[Eight.]

Granted, But they are burnt.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted by anyone in the whole entire galaxy/universe

[Alex3213]

Wish granted but unfortunately the wish lasted for 10 seconds

I wish that I don't wish anything anymore

[Nemo]

Wish granted but unfortunately the wish lasted for 10 seconds

I wish that I don't wish anything anymore
wish granted but you are put in a 'zone' where you must wish to get out.


I wish i didnt have to do this essay T_T

[Alex3213]

Wish granted but you have to do 2 longer essays.

I wish I can get out of this zone

[Laggings]

Wish granted, but now you're in the 'gay' zone.


I wish I could find a ****ing version of Ridin' dirty that isn't a ****ing radio edit. -HINT!

[FlyingJesus]

Granted but I'm not gonna send you it

I wish I had better wine

[,Lexiilu]

Wish granted, but there's no alcohol in it.

I wish for a kiss from my special someone :D

[Laggings]

Wish granted, but it's not on any part of your face :O

I wish I passed my trial (TRY DESTROYING THAT!)

[,Lexiilu]

You pass, but Habbox closes down the day you're supposed to get your regular staff perms!
HA! I'M GOOD!

I wish that I could meet Jewelz this summer.

[Laggings]

OMG -CRY

Wish granted, but he's 450, loads of facial hair, and he's black :O

I wish I could find a gf.

[,Lexiilu]

Wish granted, but she's a drag queen in disguise ;]

I wish I could become a snr DJ! HA! TRY AND CORRUPT THAT ONE!

[Laggings]

Wish granted, but it's for clubhabbo :O OMGZ EWWWWWW

I wish I had 17 condoms filled with pot. (Random)

[,Lexiilu]

OMG x.x I can't believe you made me Snr for CH >:[ Ew ^_^

Wish granted, but they're made of clay and the pot is just ground up pie crusts.

I wish for a flexible back.

[Mikey]

Wish granted but then it brakes.
I wish for.. more wishes :D

[,Lexiilu]

:O! Granted, but the wishes only last for 10 more seconds until you have no wishes :D

I wish for a glass of milk.

[Mikey]

The milk goes sour ew.

I wish for.. nothing

[,Lexiilu]

Granted, but you get something instead.

I wish for blonde hair.

[Laggings]

Wish granted, but it's not on your head :O!

I wish I was a forum super mod for Habboxforum.

[,Lexiilu]

:O! Wish granted, but then you can't get on the forum :8

I wish for Britney Spears.

[Laggings]

Wish granted, but she calls you a womanizer :(

I wesh i cud spel corretly.

[TonyBest]

granted but u can only spell the word correctly right :)

I wish I was invincible

[ecstasy]

wish granted, but when everyone dies, you get lonely and cry
i wish i could end this thread

[Mikey]

Thread closed by MikeyFusion (HxF User)

Thread open two seconds later by MikeyFusion (HxF User)

wish granted
I wish for cake :D

[TonyBest]

Granted, but it was a cake disguised as a jumper

I wish I could time travel

[,Lexiilu]

Granted, but you can only go into years ending with 5.

I wish I was 14.

[Laggings]

Wish granted, you're 14 days old.

I wish my post count was 60000.

[Mikey]

wished granted, but you get banned :D

i wish i didn't have school tomorrow :D

[Laggings]

Wish granted, you're going to be working at the soup kitchen instead.

I wish I had a taco.

[Mikey]

lol

wish granted, but the taco drops on the ground :(

i wish to see into the future xD

[Laggings]

Wish denied. (HOWS THAT FOR CORRUPTING A WISH?!?!)

I wish I could see into the past.

[TonyBest]

Granted, but only yesterday

[Laggings]

Now you have to wish for something, so since you failed, I'll continue.

I wish people read the ******* rules :D

[Mikey]

Wish granted, but your mouth gets washed with soap

I wish for money :D

[TonyBest]

granted, but only the kind from Monopoly :)

I wish the clocks didnt have to go foward an hour next week (corrupt that)

[Laggings]

Granted, they go forward 2.

I wish I had a throne.

[Mikey]

Wish granted but it gets stolen by immenseman :D

I wish for a new phone :D

[TonyBest]

granted, but it broke the moment u dialed a number Hehehe

I wish that Heroes was on tomorrow

[e5]

grant but they turn into villains.

i wish astonvilla wud win the premierleague.

[Mikey]

wish granted but they lose every game for two years

i wish i didn't have to do maths in school.

[Laggings]

Wish granted, you're in preschool.
I wish I got a dfs doing 26K trick in runescape.

[Jin]

wish granted but then you were hacked.

I wish I didn't have to find another house.

[Laggings]

Wish granted, your house is now an amazing new box!

I wish I could be un banned from Habbox.

(ONLY JIN ANSWER THIS PL0X)

[TonyBest]

Granted but then u got banned on HabboxForums

I wish i didnt have to wait another Month to get Spiderman - Web of Shadows

[Laggings]

Granted, now it's 6 months.
THANKS A LOT :L

I wish I had a wish for this section.

[Fleshy]

Wish Granted
But you forget it.

I wish sims 3 would come out.

[Laggings]

Granted, but it's unfinished.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[Mikey]

wish granted but you never eat anything again.

i wish i could run mega fast :D

[Laggings]

Wish granted, you run so fast you instantly catch fire and burn to ashes.

ANYONE ELSE WANT A WISH, HUH?

I wish someone else would post aswell.

[TonyBest]

granted but the thread was locked after their post

I wish I had the ability to read minds

[Laggings]

Granted, but you can't read your own.

I wish I had big hands. :O

[TonyBest]

Granted but u cant lift them without help

I wish that this wish could not be corrupted

[Laggings]

Wish granted, it's denied.

I wish you couldn't corrupt or deny this wish.

[Mr-Trainor]

Granted, but then your wish expired!

I wish my gold forum stars were platinum (Lol)

[Laggings]

Granted, but they are tin instead. Damn forum mixup.

I wish I was top poster.

[Mr-Trainor]

Granted, until the forum auto restored itsel fto an earlier date

I wish I had another rep block (green block)

[Laggings]

Wish granted, but your rep power goes to 0.

I wish I was rich.

[Mr-Trainor]

Granted, but then you recycled it all, making rooms full of potted cactuses

I wish I could get a pear tree from the ecotron

[TonyBest]

granted but u accidently sold it

I wish i had a 100inch TV

[Mr-Trainor]

Granted, until you realised it was a habbo tv, 100 pixels in length

I wish I had 100thrones

[TonyBest]

Granted but u got hacked

I wish that Heroes was on now!!!

[Mr-Trainor]

Granted but you then had a powercut,

I wish I won the habbox lottery

[Laggings]

Granted, you won 1 credit!

I wish I won 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000 credits.

[Mr-Trainor]

Granted but you exceeded the limit and got them all taken away from you

I wish my post count in this thread was higher

[honeybee]

granted
i wish the post would showhttp://www.imgx.org/thumbs/square/33701_oy2pu/crying.gif

[TonyBest]

granted, but by 1 post

I wish i could fly

[Mr-Trainor]

Granted, but only because you continuously jumped from you garden chairs :P

I wish I could stack rollers on rugs [in habbo]

[Toughened]

Granted.
But they glitched and everything that went on the roller disappeared.

I wish that I could marry Hayden Panettiere (Claire the cheerleader from Heroes).

[Mr-Trainor]

Granted but then you realised it was all a dream

I wish I had another wish

[,Lexiilu]

Granted, but you only have 1 second to wish!

I wish I had hair extensions.

[Rozi]

Wish granted, but then they get burnt off while cooking your dinnner

I wish I had a bigger room.

[carys198]

Wish granted, you must share with a skunk, elephant and a cucumber.


I wish for my own TV show.

[Dada]

granted but fox cancelled it

I wish noone will corrupt my wish

[Markeh]

Granted, but I just did xD

I wish the news would SHUT UP ABOUT THE CREDIT CRUNCH.

[BlueRaven]

Granted.. but now they are on about swine flu.

I wish I got the Sony Ericsson W902 or Nokia Aeon and it never broke!

[Markeh]

Granted, but you get mugged the next day.

I wish the teachers would stop giving homework.

[Inspiration]

Granted....

They make you work 10times as hard in class though :P

I wish for a decent Internet Modem grrrrrrrr

[Markeh]

granted, but your computer cant handle it and explodes in a fireball, ruining your new Modem.

I wish my phone would start recognising the memory card again.

[syko2006]

Granted, but all the buttons have broken, rendering it pretty much useless.




I wish that BBC put something decent on BBC3 tonight. :D

[Lost]

Granted, but all the buttons have broken, rendering it pretty much useless.




I wish that BBC put something decent on BBC3 tonight. :D

Granted, but after that program the station closes down and turns to ITV2, and The Jeremy Kyle Show goes on :|!

I wish I had 5 fingers.

[GrandTheftAudio]

Wish granted. :D
4 of your fingers get an infection which spreads and leaves you paralysed. :(

I wish I was a goddess.

[Markeh]

Granted, but they arent attached to your hand.

I wish something intresting would happen.

[GrandTheftAudio]

My post from the other day obviously hasn't been approved :rolleyes:

Wish granted, 400 partially gay men start humping your leg. :lol:

I wish my potato was ready.

[TonyBest]

granted, ready to explode the moment u got it

I wish heroes was back on BBC2

[Markeh]

Granted, but then your TV is cut off by the government.

I wish my laptop started working again

[eight]

Granted until it fails 10 minutes later.

I wish for 5 more wishes

[TonyBest]

granted but then u couldnt wish for any more after using them

i wish i could be apart of Habbo Beta

[BlueRaven]

Granted.. but then they realise it was a mistake and revoke it.

I wish I could enter the Yukka tree hill competition!

[TonyBest]

granted but u lost

I wish an annoying noob (not gunna say name) would leave me alone

[Swinkid]

Granted - he gets banned, but Player suport un ban him.

I wish i could go to blizz con ( WOW Maker Blizzard's big confrense thing)

[lick]

Granted - he gets banned, but Player suport un ban him.

I wish i could go to blizz con ( WOW Maker Blizzard's big confrense thing)

Granted - You go but it's not open

I wish for account to be unbanned on forum

[Blinger1]

granted, but you cannot login and you forget all the details to it.

I wish my family were not all ********.

[Swinkid]

granted, but you cannot login and you forget all the details to it.

I wish my family were not all ********.
Granted but they started being ******** again.

I wish i had a pet penguin.

[Blinger1]

granted, but it dies the moment you by any pets.

i wish i didn't own a car :)

[TonyBest]

Granted, u own a Bus

I wish big brother was cancelled

[,Rachyy,]

Granted, but they come out with Big Sister.

I wish that I didn't have to work tomorrow.

[Cyndia]

Granted, but only because you got fired.

I wish I could go on vacation to Italy.

[SunburstTech]

Granted but you have to share a room with micheal jackson

I wish i had...a dollar?

[Cyndia]

Lol, poor timing on the michael jackson comment. Imagine having to share a room with a dead guy..


Granted, but you get really thirsty and try to get a coke from the drink machine and it won't take your dollar. So you rip it to pieces in frustration!

I wish it would be the weekend forever.

[Chippiewill]

You have chores :rolleyes:

I wish that there was always something good on TV

[TonyBest]

Seeing as the person above ruined it by not making a wish to corrupt i will start over again.

I wish that there was always something good on TV

[//Tom]

wish granted but it was the same thing on over and over again

i wish my computer didnt freeze on youtube

[TonyBest]

Granted, but it froze on habbo instead :P

I wish the new series of Mock the week was on Tonight and not Thursday

[//Tom]

Good thing i dont play habbo then eh? :P

granted, but then u found out its repeats

i wish i had a can of redbull infront of me.

[TonyBest]

Granted, but it tasted horrible

I wish my ps3 would bloody read games like it used to a year ago

[//Tom]

wish granted but only plays ps1 games

i wish cairon was back in brother

[Mikey]

wish granted but then he gets evicted a week later.

i wish to win the lottery :)

[//Tom]

wish granted but u only win £5

i wish canabis was legal

[Mikey]

wish granted but then you die :o
i wish for ludus from habbo to be sacked ^_^

[//Tom]

DAM lol
wish granted and then the internet gets destroyed so there was no point :)
i wish i was a real boy :) harhar

http://www.blackdtools.com/forum/image.php?u=16446&dateline=1211212842

[Kieeran]

DAM lol
wish granted and then the internet gets destroyed so there was no point :)
i wish i was a real boy :) harhar

http://www.blackdtools.com/forum/image.php?u=16446&dateline=1211212842
wish granted but u remain 3 forever


I wish i got more wishes

[//Tom]

wish granted but then u die of a wish overdose :)

i wish that my wish coudnt be granted

[Wig44.]

wish granted but then u die of a wish overdose :)

i wish that my wish coudnt be granted


Your wish remains ungranted, but then 2 seconds later it is granted and a naked biker appears on your front lawn in the morning just after waking up.

I wish I could fly.

[TonyBest]

granted, you flew too high up and ended up dying

I wish my 40gb ps3 would read discs again

[HOSKO02]

Wish granted, but it'll only read games from all other regions except PAL

I wish for armageddon!

[TonyBest]

Granted, u got the armageddon film from 1988 :P

I wish that i owned the fastest computer ever

[Amberr]

Granted, but then a sledge hammer attacked it :P

i wish i was sonic the hedgehog (lol i got that from tony-07 dp :P)

[TonyBest]

lol granted but u got killed by Eggman

I wish that i had every PS3 game out at the moment

[Blinger1]

wish granted.. but you are forced to sell them instantly.. oops?

I wish for nothing.

[TonyBest]

granted, u got nothing, but then i came along and gave u something :)

I wish it would be the summer holidays forever

[Bef]

granted but then u realise that this is your website www.gregorymahony.com and realise u have no life

I wish my ear would stop hurting

[syko2006]

Wish granted, but your other ear starts aching.

I wish that I didn't have to go back to school and I could end up with a really high paying job and be really smart. :D

[Jordan:A]

Wish granted, but your other ear starts aching.

I wish that I didn't have to go back to school and I could end up with a really high paying job and be really smart. :D
Wish granted, only for a few more weeks hopefully Swine Flu gets worse

I wish I could have some fudge cake

[Misawa]

Wish granted, only for a few more weeks hopefully Swine Flu gets worse

I wish I could have some fudge cake

Wish granted. Except it's laced with cyanide, which has you frothing at the mouth with a foamy blood, your skin turning a rotted green colour, and your body convulsing into death.

I wish I could have a invincible, unproblematic wish that cannot turn bad in any way or significance.

[Cyndia]

You get your wish but then realize that you actually wanted something else.

I wish I was 10 years old again.

[Jordan:A]

Wish granted but you have to go through all your stuff like injections and puberty and have to loose a foot.

I wish I could fall asleep now

[syko2006]

Wish granted, but you wake up 10 minutes later.

I wish I had more Daim bars and they were perfect in every single way. :D

[ItsDave]

Granted, but the truck they were in gets stolen.

I wish I had superpowers!

[Blinger1]

Granted but they do not work and nobody likes you anyway..

I wish i was not having the day off :(

[ItsDave]

You're given your day at work? (If I understand correctly) However the building sets on fire :/

I wish I could look into the future

[Lost_Addict]

wish granted but you see how you your children your childrens children and so on and so on die

go into a deep set of depression and trauman and end up a gibbering wreck

I wish i could have instant muffin's whenever i wanted

[ItsDave]

Granted but they're stale.

I wish I could have my quilt with a click of my fingers.

[Lost_Addict]

Granted, but it is not soft and fluffy!!!!!
I wish i could have instant non stale highly tasty muffin's whenever i wanted.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but the muffins turn to dust by the slightest touch

I wish water was vanilla yoghurt.

[Lost_Addict]

Granted, but because theres no water you die shortly after.

I wish i could have instant non stale highly tasty muffin's whenever i wanted which don't turn to dust at the slightest of touch.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but because of the high price of ingrediants for that specific muffin, only one was made, and is far too expensive, and has been placed in the Museum of Muffins and are under constant guard and labelled as "the most expensive muffins apart from the golden filled, diamond incrusted Royal Muffin pictured right".

I wish I could get a new phone.

[Lost_Addict]

Granted, you recive a new home phone the next day.

I wish i could have instant non stale highly tasty muffin's whenever i wanted which don't turn to dust at the slightest of touch with all ingridiants with no price at all.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but because they're no price at all, the company makes 1 and has been placed in the Museum of Muffins and are under constant guard and labelled as "the most exclusive muffin apart from the golden filled, diamond incrusted Royal Muffin pictured right".

I wish I could be Primeminister for a Day

[Lost_Addict]

granted, you start war the next day and never live it down, you constantly have eggs and fruits of various orgins hitting your house.

wish i could have 1,000,000,000 instant non stale highly tasty muffin's whenever i wanted which don't turn to dust at the slightest of touch with all ingridiants with all ingridiants costing no more than 99p

[ItsDave]

Granted, but your Mother is ashamed of you and kicks you out the house.

I wish I had the room space to make a model railway.

[Inseriousity.]

Granted, but you only get the room for the huge train, which destroys your possessions, not the fit supermodel. ;)

I wish I never made a wish. :)

[Misawa]

Granted... but you get a wish anyway.

I wish I swam in a swimming pool of champagne.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but the company has put lethal amounts of pure alcohol in it by accident and you skin starts to sizzle, pop and peel off. Soz!

I wish I had more socks.

[Lost_Addict]

Granted BUT THERE ALL ODD MWAHAHAHAHAHAHWAHWHAHWHAMAHWAHHA


i wish i could get a life lmao

[ItsDave]

Granted but it's blessed with bad luck and you quickly get hit by a train from the sky.

I wish I could have the energy to haul myself upstairs to my bed co's Im tired

[Xoim]

Granted. Your stairs turn into escalators but your shoe laces get Caught at the top and you get drawn in and die.

I wish I didn't make Xziod die.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but Satan is really annoyed with you.

I wish I could see someone about my spine

[James9519]

Granted, but fall down stairs after and mess it up again.

wish I had a pet Turtle.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but it scuttlesoff during the night while you are asleep. You wake up the next morning upset and confused, and stumble out of your front door to try and find him. You do. You find his splattered turtle corpse on the road with shards of his shell sticking out of the messy, sticky pile of turtle meat and a curious cat sniffs the remains, and you see him gleefully trollop off with the turtles remains in his jaws.

I wish I had some more clothes.

[Laggings]

Granted, your clothes were just delieved, straight off the hobo down the street.

I wish my neck felt better.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but then a flying plate that got thrown out of a moving car frisbees into it thus hurting it again.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Laggings]

Granted, you're dead.

I wish this thread would be locked, deleted, destroyed, and forgotten about.

[ItsDave]

Granted. But now everyone hates you for closing and destroying such a popular thread, and therefore they petition it be re-instated on the foum, and remains on the forum 8)

I wish I knew what to do.

[Laggings]

Wish granted, but you forgot.

I wish my new graphics card would come in the mailz.

[TonyBest]

Granted, shame its a Birthday card with some nice graphics on it

I wish i had Assassins Creed 2 before any1 else

[Japan]

Granted, shame its a Birthday card with some nice graphics on it

I wish i had Assassins Creed 2 before any1 else

Granted, but the game is ****.

I wish for world peace.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but as its being declared, Russia fire nukes

I wish I could get a bloody job somewhere.

[TonyBest]

Granted, but only at McDonalds

i wish my bro would allow me to install gta 3 onto my computer (so broing without it)

[ItsDave]

Granted, but its encrypted and turns out to be Barbies Pony Paradise.

I wish I could get to sleep whenever I want

[Japan]

Granted, but you always have nightmares.
I wish for 20p

[ItsDave]

Granted, but its fake.

I wish I had a wish that wont get corrupted :O

[Laggings]

Denied. WUT WUT?

I wish that I had a wish that nobody could reply about.

[ItsDave]

Granted, however I'm a H4X0R2 so I can reply to anyfin.

I wish I knew if people were watching X-Factor same time as me.

[Laggings]

Granted, but you're never watching X-Factor.

I wish you'd stop posting here.

[Japan]

Granted, but then he starts spamming the other forums you use.

I wish for a broken spoon.

[Laggings]

Granted, but it fixes itself.

I wish I was in your signature.

[Japan]

Granted, but it gets removed by a mod.

I wish for a bottle of tipex

[Laggings]

Granted, what the hell is Tipex?

I wish I knew what Tipex was.

[Japan]

You find out, but then you forget again.

I wish I had black hair.

P.S. Tipex is correction fluid.
http://www.uploadpicz.com/images/75Tipex1.jpg (http://www.uploadpicz.com/view-75Tipex1.jpg)

[ItsDave]

Granted, but it makes your hair fall out

I wish for a cake...

[Laggings]

Granted, you get a sheetcake.

I wish for a cookie.

[Japan]

Granted, but you find a human bone in it.

I wish for an A* in English.

[Laggings]

Granted, but you fail every other subject.

I wish I didn't know what Tipex was.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but your family gets kidnapped and the burglars only want one thing, to know what Tipex is.

I wish my arms didn't hurt this much.

[Laggings]

Granted, no arms.

I wish my name was Xzoid.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but not on this forum. In reality, your name is Xzoid, and everyone you tell your name to questions your decision with a funny look of the eyes.

I wish I had another lolly.

[Laggings]

Granted, you have another mother named lolly.

I wish I had a dictionary.

[Japan]

Granted, but it's an albanian-spanish dictionary.

I wish that winter would not come.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but then Government's blame Global Warming and taxes hike to unmanagable prices and everyone now lives in poverty, HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!

I wish for a piece of fish, that tasted deliche, and that I would eat off of a dish

[DJ-Ains.T]

Wish granted; but it was mouldy so your mum binned it.

I wish I had a llama in my back garden

[ItsDave]

Granted, but its dead.

I wish Katie Price had a heart attack or something

[DJ-Ains.T]

granted, and she did have one, but doctors saved her life.

i wish i had another llama in my back garden, but it is blind in 1 eye and has 3 legs

[ItsDave]

Granted, but its dead.

I wish Katie Price was dead.

[Glitter]

Granted, but its dead.

I wish Katie Price was dead.



granted but she haunts you for the rest of your life!


i wish i could do well in my a levels without doing any work!

[ItsDave]

Granted, but your Mother hates you.

I wish for a knee

[Accipiter]

Granted, but your Mother hates you.

I wish for a knee


you get one... in the face :eusa_clap

i wish i could type the last letter of this sentenc

find away to make that harsh.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but as soon as you post it your disablity benefit gets cancelled, your family gets kicked out of their house as they depended on your benefit, and you now live on the street.

I wish I didn't have a cold anymore.

[Accipiter]

You don't have the cold anymore, unfortunately it turn into pneumonia.

I wish atleast one scene of your signature the jokers head hits a lamp post and comes clean off.

[Japan]

The joker gets decapitated, but the head lands in your dinner.

I wish I could ride a unicycle.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but you get so good at it you can't come off and ride off of a cliff.

I wish I wasn't me!

[Alex3213]

Granted but you end up as Inseriousity. as a chimney sweep (hint hint :P)

I wish today could be colder

[DJ-Ains.T]

wish granted but the sun suddenly came out

i wish life was easy

[ItsDave]

Granted, it ends.

I wish I could quit college now.

[Misawa]

You quit college and are confined to working in Tesco for the rest of your life, only for the mundane nature of it to totally overwhelm you fifteen years later, and cause you to take your own life.

I wish I had a wish that wasn't corrupted.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but the world ends due to this happening

I wish for an Omlette.

[Meanies]

it turned out to be a jackass style omelette ;)

i wish i had a certain someone

[ItsDave]

Granted, but they die.

I wish they put better things on TV

[Accipiter]

Granted, but they die.

I wish they put better things on TV

granted but the armegeddon comes.

i wish my walls were orange.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but whilst granting the wish I miss interpret it and I thought you said balls. Your balls are now orange.

I wish I didn't have this cough

[Accipiter]

you loose the cough, but you also loose your voice.

i wish the moon was square.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but thus changes the gravitational pull and it smushes into Earth and we die.

I wish Pluto was part of our solar system again

[Accipiter]

Granted, but thus changes the gravitational pull and it smushes into Earth and we die.

I wish Pluto was part of our solar system again

Granted, but the disney character decides to start a nuclear war.

i wish humans became animals and walked on all fours, and animals became humans and walked on 2's and talk

[ItsDave]

Granted, but God is upset.

I wish I could have a device that would swap minds with anyone.

[Accipiter]

granted, but that anyone is steven hawkins, as you were his test doll, and he refuses to turn back. Shame...

i wish gravity was upside down so we stuck to the roof.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but everyone sticks to the roof, and the roof crumples under the weight and you fly into the atmosphere, exploding in a bloody mess.

I W15H F0R ZE CAND13Z!

[Accipiter]

it rains candys, it rains giant food also, you get warned by a giant chinese cracker that a giant sweet corner is going to crush you, a giant sweetcorn does crush you.

I wish the middle of the earth was hollow and we walked around it and the rest of the universe was just continual mud with other mud hollows that have other mud aliens walking around their bubble in the mud.

[Japan]

Granted, and the earth sinks into the mud (along with everyone living on it).

I wish for a broken mobile phone.

[Accipiter]

Granted, and the earth sinks into the mud (along with everyone living on it).

I wish for a broken mobile phone.

granted, but it interferes with your pacemaker and kills you. yes i also granted you a pace maker.

i wish i had a point and laugh emoticon.

[Japan]

http://www.uploadpicz.com/images/39pointlaf.gif (http://www.uploadpicz.com/view-39pointlaf.gif) Granted
I wish that there was tea in the cup in my signature.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but the file format doesn't work and therefore cannot be displayed.

I wish I understood why Sammeth. warned me for posting in an appropriate thread :S

[Japan]

Granted. You understand, but forget again.

I wish for a pixel cup of tea.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but the cups chipped.

Wish for moneyz

[Japan]

Granted, but then the credit crunch gets worse, inflation rates rise and your money becomes worthless.

I wish for a good nights sleep with no nightmares, no evil things lurking in my cupboard, no ghosts, no burglars, no psychopathic murderers, no bed-wetting and nothing bad happening to me.

[ItsDave]

Granted, you get really hyped up but the dream is really dissapointing.

I wish for a spoon.

[syko2006]

Granted, but it's bendy.

I wish that my next wish, (I wish I had a really nice car) couldn't be harmed in any way, and cannot be corrupted by ANY means possible. :D

[ItsDave]

Granted, but because of such superiority in a wish, God flicks Earth into the Sun.

I wish I could get tickets to see Dara O'Briain, that aren't for previous gigs btw

[syko2006]

Granted.

But they are forged.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow. :D

[ItsDave]

Granted, you've got HIV.

I wish this girl would understand me ¬_¬

[Wyked]

granted, she sticks a spoon up your bum

i wish glitter would stop hating on me

[ItsDave]

Granted, she loves you. You get married have kids and get a divorce and you're back to square one.

I wish for a funky glow stick

[Wyked]

granted, your wonga has turned into a glow stick

i wish i wasnt so cool

[ItsDave]

Granted, everyone hates you, however, a talent finder finds you walking the street and you become a Singing SuperStar overnight and again are cool.

I wish my wonga wasn't the glow stick.

[Middlesbrough]

Granted, everyone hates you, however, a talent finder finds you walking the street and you become a Singing SuperStar overnight and again are cool.

I wish my wonga wasn't the glow stick.

Granted but it has had to be amputated,

I wish for a pie, just pie.

[ItsDave]

You get your pie, but its stale.

I wish that my wonga was just a wonga and that it wasn't amputed, and I had a glow stick glow in the dark toy, that I could hold in my hand, and has absolutley no conncection with my wonga what so ever

[Accipiter]

You get your pie, but its stale.

I wish that my wonga was just a wonga and that it wasn't amputed, and I had a glow stick glow in the dark toy, that I could hold in my hand, and has absolutley no conncection with my wonga what so ever

granted, but an australian attacks you for saying wonga and steals you glow stick and makes you infertile

i wish i was a dot

[Japan]

Granted, But I rub you out by accident.

I wish that 2+2=5

[Accipiter]

granted, but all the formulas for disease and flu cures in the world are now wrong, and in the run time, kills everyone.

i wish i was chuck norris.

thread ended.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but the original Chuck Norris who is now you taps you on the shoulder and with that single touch the world ends.

I wish I knew how tomorrow's going to go.

[VirtualG]

Granted but tommorrow never comes...
I wish that this wish cant be corrupted. IF it is corrupted than my wish isn't granted. Therefore, you cant corrupt it :)

[ItsDave]

Wish granted, but half way through granting the wish, you get a heartattack. This isn't corrupting your wish, but you pass away anyway.

I wish today happened more often.

[Accipiter]

today happens as often as you want so the wish is granted but makes no effect as it is always today.

i wish tomorrow eventually was in reach.

[TonyBest]

Granted, but just one time only, after that it stayed on that day FOREVER!

I wish a demo of assassins creed 2 was out now

[ItsDave]

Granted, you don't like it.

I wish I could see what life was like without me in it.

[Accipiter]

Granted, you don't like it.

I wish I could see what life was like without me in it.

Granted, Life is perfect and way ahead of its times atm, with flying space cars and contact with aliens and life on other planets. but your not their to see it and now live with the fact you ruined everyones lives in this parralel universe and you are no so confused this emotion comes in handy :eusa_wall

i wish the sun shone water and the water was light. So we had a sea of light.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but this ruins the eco-system and everything dies.

I wish for something better.

[Accipiter]

something better happens, but i dunno what it made better so i guess life is just normal.

i wish your dude would stop ****zing out.

[badboymatthe]

Granted But It Starts ****zing Out Again after

I Wish I Had A Sister :{

[ItsDave]

Granted, he stops ****zing out, but he originally wasn't ****zing out, just clicking his zombie like spine into place, tis all.

I wish that dude who enquired about a box in your signature didn't get punched in the face.