The annual Manure thread has not occurred yet... I wonder why

[Minstrels]

I see the annual "Manchester United vs What Ever Team We're Playing" thread which is normally created after you've scored a goal to give you the lead has not reared it's ugly head yet has it? I wonder why eh?

Danny Murphy penalty ring any bells?

You can't even do a decent job.

[Immenseman]

Say Liverpool win, they're still behind and United have a game in hand. Chelsea losing also at the moment although they did have a late kick off due to a "suspicious" vehicle or something. No complaints, deserved sending off, deserved penalty. Not over just yet!!

2-0 now - can't really afford to lose again this season.

[Minstrels]

You're only losing so we don't get seventh spot.



Oh dear. Nice swish.

[Immenseman]

Wayne Rooney and Paul Scholes sent off, great.

Fergie will be ******* fuming.

[Minstrels]

Ah well, we'll just have to win the UEFA Cup instead.





lol@united

[Jack.Lfc]

Ferguson is cracking up?

[Immenseman]

United weren't the team 7 points clear and messed it up. They lose today and you win tomorrow you'd be one point behind and United would have a game in hand still. So really they need to lose twice again and that's if Liverpool win all their remaining games and we all know they can only do that if Gerrard and Torres stay fit.

[Loser]

Wayne Rooney and Paul Scholes sent off, great.

Fergie will be ******* fuming.

Only with Scholes, he lets the big players do what they like.

[Immenseman]

Only with Scholes, he lets the big players do what they like.
That'll be why he dropped Rooney for under performing last weekend for today's game.

[Jack.Lfc]

Rooney misses next game
vidic misses next game
scholes misses next game

IF we win tommorow, we are right back in it.

[Loser]

That'll be why he dropped Rooney for under performing last weekend for today's game.

And why he's let Ronaldo get away with petulance all season, including his summer stirring.

[Immenseman]

Tevez replaces Rooney.
Carrick replaces Scholes.
Evans replaces Vidic.

All three would get into the Liverpool starting XI.

[Jack.Lfc]

Tevez replaces Rooney.
Carrick replaces Scholes.
Evans replaces Vidic.

All three would get into the Liverpool starting XI.

Evans no
Carrick no
Tevez yes

[Twist]

United weren't the team 7 points clear and messed it up. They lose today and you win tomorrow you'd be one point behind and United would have a game in hand still. So really they need to lose twice again and that's if Liverpool win all their remaining games and we all know they can only do that if Gerrard and Torres stay fit.
But they were 7 points clear 7 days ago, and if Liverpool win tommorow that will be cut to 1.

[Immenseman]

Good observation? That proves my point even more they had a 7 point lead and let United get 7 points in front. 1 point behind where United will have a game in hand.

[Jack.Lfc]

H'es right where forgetting its the unbeatable manchester united where talking about here. All the games are tolling up now and players look ******.

[Loser]

But then again, two defeats in two, haven't really played very well for about two weeks. It looks like Rafa's mind games have baffled Fergie, and won Liverpool the league.

[Immenseman]

I don't think United will lose another two games. If you do then that's that. Only time will tell and when United win the league with Liverpool coming third you'll realise I was right.

[Loser]

Liverpool will get three points tomorrow, and Chelsea have decided against challenging for the title, so Liverpool will not be finishing third. A second or first spot for Liverpool, it just depends if Man Utd can recover from this blip, and I'm not so sure they can.

[Jack.Lfc]

As for man u not loosing 2 games

Man city?
Arsenal?
Maybe villa will the players suspended

[Immenseman]

They are better than all the above teams.

[Jack.Lfc]

They are better than all the above teams.

But they are better than Liverpool and fulham.

All the games are getting on top now, yhe players look knackered.

[Immenseman]

That's what happens when you're the best team in the world and you are/have been playing to win 5 trophies.

[Jack.Lfc]

That's what happens when you're the best team in the world and you are/have been playing to win 5 trophies.

Yer but do you agree that your players looked ******? and that costs you games?

[Browney]

tbh, everyone sees United lose a match and start jacking off. Once they're in second again, I'll listen.

[JackBuddy]

Absolutely ecstatic, Man U lose and we beat Chelsea.

Make my day, Newcastle.

[Jack.Lfc]

tbh, everyone sees United lose a match and start jacking off. Once they're in second again, I'll listen.

Make that 2 match's.

[FlyingJesus]

Annual is yearly

[Browney]

Make that 2 match's.

*2 matches

but still, after their good run, all their bad performances are coming at once.

[Jack.Lfc]

*2 matches

but still, after their good run, all their bad performances are coming at once.

Reason being, 2 many games so players are tired.

[Browney]

Reason being, 2 many games so players are tired.

I dont know though, because many ruled you out for lack of strength in depth and said United were the side. In striker they even have young players like wellbeck, in midfield, gibson had a good game on CC final, evans is a quality defender. so I guess time will tell if your right, but personally, if they are tired, it's the mangers team selection that will've caused it, not problems with the squad.

[Loser]

tbh, everyone sees United lose a match and start jacking off. Once they're in second again, I'll listen.

Dear me. Liverpool lost the lead over Man Utd and the plastics were spurting right there in their undies.

[Jack.Lfc]

Dear me. Liverpool lost the lead over Man Utd and the plastics were spurting right there in their undies.

Said it all basically, i;d +rep if i could.

Oh match of the day tonight will be fun

man u loose
chelsea loose
evertone loose

[Browney]

Dear me. Liverpool lost the lead over Man Utd and the plastics were spurting right there in their undies.

yeah, I know, related to two, going out with one. go figure.

[Minstrels]

Said it all basically, i;d +rep if i could.

Oh match of the day tonight will be fun

man u loose
chelsea loose
evertone loose
Might download this one for a record. :lol:

[Andeeh]

Haha cracking result for Fulham and they deserved the win it seemed. Manure dont seem to be hitting their full potential just when they need to. i reckon they will drop points to villa, spurs and arsenal.

[Excellent2]

We always slip up near the end of the season. Poor game, no excuses.

[busybabes]

so we lose today and thankfully chelski lose aswell. liverpool will no doubt drop points tomorrow - i don't see why everybody is having a ****? United have the league in the bag........... get in!!!!!!

[Scouse]

so we lose today and thankfully chelski lose aswell. liverpool will no doubt drop points tomorrow - i don't see why everybody is having a ****? United have the league in the bag........... get in!!!!!!

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[Jack.Lfc]

Anyone see fergusons interview the other day? alls it was about was rafa and Liverpool :lol:

[busybabes]

so what jack? i dont get what that is supposed to mean

Rafa is the same

[Jack.Lfc]

He's cracking up?
He;s ******** himself?

[busybabes]

i doubt it. enjoy your moment in the limelight.. it wont last long

[Minstrels]

Oh God, the EA servers are down so I'm reading Jacks posts in a scouse accent followed by Dawsons in a brummie accent... :rolleyes:

[Jack.Lfc]

whos dawson?

[Minstrels]

whos dawson?
My dirty little secret.

[busybabes]

if you have offered me this position when Liverpool were top of the league a few months ago I would have took it. thanks for bottling it Liverpool. *REMOVED*
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[Jack.Lfc]

if you have offered me this position when Liverpool were top of the league a few months ago I would have took it. thanks for bottling it Liverpool. bin dipping *****

Oh fergies no the only one whos cracking up

[CJW93]

Lol at United chucking the toys of the pram

[Loser]

so we lose today and thankfully chelski lose aswell. liverpool will no doubt drop points tomorrow - i don't see why everybody is having a ****? United have the league in the bag........... get in!!!!!!

Quite unlikely when you look at the facts.

Martin O'Neil has never won in March with Villa, and let's face it, Villa are in pretty poor form. Liverpool on the other hand, beat two of the top teams in Europe last week, and done it scoring 8 goals.

Either a Liverpool victory, or a more unlikely draw, if you ask me. Sorry to disappoint you Man Utd fans.

[Browney]

Quite unlikely when you look at the facts.

Martin O'Niell has never won in March with Villa, and let's face it, Villa are in pretty poor form. Liverpool on the other hand, beat two of the top teams in Europe last week, and done it scoring 8 goals.

Either a Liverpool ictory, or a more unlikely draw, if you ask me. Sorry to disappoint you Man Utd fans.

the football prophet has spoken.

[Jack.Lfc]

If we win tomorrow and again in 2 weeks, we will be top of league.

[Loser]

the football prophet has spoken.

God be with you.

[Scouse]

Quite unlikely when you look at the facts.

Martin O'Neil has never won in March with Villa, and let's face it, Villa are in pretty poor form. Liverpool on the other hand, beat two of the top teams in Europe last week, and done it scoring 8 goals.

Either a Liverpool victory, or a more unlikely draw, if you ask me. Sorry to disappoint you Man Utd fans.

and should have more confidence knowin rafa has signed a new contract :)

[Jack.Lfc]

If i was benitez i would just say to the the team "if you loose i will let martain skrtel deal with you" that will make them win.
http://www.liverpool-fanatic.com/images/liverpool_player_martin_skrtel.jpg

[[DC]eption]

we played poor again! No excuses and fair sending offs, even rooney's. Still any would rather be in our position than any others.

If liverpool were consistent i would be alot more worried. Still confident especially with that game in hand, and hopefully villa will do us a favour tomorrow!

[Scouse]

If i was benitez i would just say to the the team "if you loose i will let martain skrtel deal with you" that will make them win.
http://www.liverpool-fanatic.com/images/liverpool_player_martin_skrtel.jpg

ano hes a big meat ed
you ever been to melwood?

[Jack.Lfc]

Nah frightend of coming up face to face with him.

You ever been?

[[DC]eption]

Hes just a boy compared to Nemanja!!



http://www.liverpool-fanatic.com/images/liverpool_player_martin_skrtel.jpg

[Jack.Lfc]

eption;5692326']Hes just a boy compared to Nemanja!!

Torres made him look far from a 1.

[[DC]eption]

Torres made him look far from a 1.

His first bad performance this season, i think we can forgive him!

You would bite our hands off if we offered you a swap deal for skertel!

[Jack.Lfc]

We're not talking about who is the best. Where talking about who its the scaryiest.

Ok skrtel:

http://z.about.com/d/worldsoccer/1/0/p/4/-/-/martin-skrtel.jpg
Im not gunna sleep tongiiht.

[Twist]

We're not talking about who is the best. Where talking about who its the scaryiest.

Ok skrtel:

http://z.about.com/d/worldsoccer/1/0/p/4/-/-/martin-skrtel.jpg
Im not gunna sleep tongiiht.
He doesn't actually look that scary, just looks like a ukranian teenage pervert.

[Scouse]

Nah frightend of coming up face to face with him.

You ever been?

yeahh hes sound i go every friday i got hundreds of autographs, trying to collect them all i only need gerrard, reina, kuyt, hyypia and riera and i have them all. you should go its dead funny with all the foreigners there. other week some fella was givin all the players fish and some chinese people getting all horney over steven darby

[Jack.Lfc]

He doesn't actually look that scary, just looks like a ukranian teenage pervert.

He's nots evel ukranian and he looks like one!!!

[Browney]

God be with you.

oh hello, is that my order of humble pie? ty very much!