Alan Shearer to manage Newcastle

[Wootzeh]

meh I don't care.
you cant polish a turd.

[Captain]

The geordies are idiots. They're all like "Oh the only way is up now". Fools. Everyone knows he's the Geordie version of Gareth Southgate.

[Skajo]

April Fools.

[Minstrels]

Going down!

[Immenseman]

i think he'll keep them up, i'm not going to say he's a good manager because obviously he as no prior experience. there will be a huge lift around the place, the whole club fans, staff, players etc etc and that huge lift will keep them up although i'd love to see them go down.

[Arron]

It's going to be confirmed later today when Alan takes over until the end of the season.

[Cixso]

It's going to be confirmed later today when Alan takes over until the end of the season.

Press conference is tomorrow. 2:30.

Wise is set to be leaving and Joe is going to director of football.

[tm]

He's got a MASSIVE job ahead of him. I wish him luck in all expectation that he'll fail. What they need is an experienced manager.

[Describe]

you cant polish a turd.
i beg to differ.

[Twist]

The jokes on them at the end of the day.

[luce]

The geordies are idiots. They're all like "Oh the only way is up now". Fools. Everyone knows he's the Geordie version of Gareth Southgate.

Nah i don't think he will be although GS was a massive fail and imho shouldn't still be at boro. I think AS has more experiance in actually playing and he already is a massive part of that FC, the fans already adore him etc etc. But it won't all come to him over night ofc so people can't call for him to go after 5 mins like with most other managers these days if they dont win something in their first season

[Minstrels]

Nah i don't think he will be although GS was a massive fail and imho shouldn't still be at boro. I think AS has more experiance in actually playing and he already is a massive part of that FC, the fans already adore him etc etc. But it won't all come to him over night ofc so people can't call for him to go after 5 mins like with most other managers these days if they dont win something in their first season
And Southgate wasn't? :rolleyes:

[Wootzeh]

Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm) v Chelsea (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/default.stm), 15:00 - lose

Stoke (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/stoke_city/default.stm) v Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm), 17:30 - lose

Tottenham (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/default.stm) v Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm), 13:30 - lose

Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm) v Portsmouth (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/default.stm), 20:00 - win maybe

Liverpool (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/default.stm) v Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm), 15:00 - lose

Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm) v Middlesbrough (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/middlesbrough/default.stm), 15:00 - win/draw

Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm) v Fulham (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/f/fulham/default.stm), 15:00 - draw Aston Villa (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/aston_villa/default.stm) v Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm), 16:00 - lose


good luck Alan

[e5]

I think he'll re-inforce newcastles old tactics which won them games when shearer played for them.

[Bun]

this has great potential, it could either be like keegan '92(?) or messiah's great comeback not so long ago :rolleyes:. i'm obviously hoping for the latter.

[Jack.Lfc]

Only reason he is manager is because newcastle are in that much of a mess nobody else wanted it.

[Cisse9]

Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm) v Chelsea (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/default.stm), 15:00 - lose

Stoke (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/stoke_city/default.stm) v Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm), 17:30 - win

Tottenham (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/default.stm) v Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm), 13:30 - draw

Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm) v Portsmouth (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/default.stm), 20:00 - win

Liverpool (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/default.stm) v Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm), 15:00 - lose

Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm) v Middlesbrough (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/middlesbrough/default.stm), 15:00 - win

Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm) v Fulham (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/f/fulham/default.stm), 15:00 - win
Aston Villa (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/aston_villa/default.stm) v Newcastle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm), 16:00 - lose


good luck Alan

tidied.

[Bun]

tidied.
what kind of mackem are you? :S