Sue Happy - Ends 15th December

[Inseriousity.]

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I've done two competitions today! What is wrong with the world? Y'know what, I might just sue. We're in a compensation culture (if you believe the Daily Mail, that is) and I thought it'd be funny to take the mick out of it. It's the British way! For this competition, invent the wackiest compensation claim you can think of! Maybe you tripped over a branch on a pavement? It can be anything you like. The funniest and wackiest claim wins! Good luck!


Prize: 10 credits + 10 rep
(kindly donated by Wiizzz)

[:.JessLiu.:]

My foot got stuck in wet concrete after the barriers bashed into me and made me fall into it. Then a worker tried to shovel me out and hit my foot.


LOL I'm so random XD

[Eoin247]

In an act of pure rage i threw my laptop in a raging river,

Ima sue god for putting the water there,
Ima sue Newton for making laws about gravity,
Ima sue samsung for not making my laptop waterproof,
Ima sue the animals of the forest for not drinking enough water on time to save my laptop,
Ima sue habbox for making me be on my laptop at the time i was next to the river

failing that i can sue the gum chewing idiot that threw gum on the ground that stuck to my shoe, and made me get mad in the first place.

[Gina]

I want to sue my sock and kitchen floor, i was running in my kitchen, slipped, did an elvis pose, twisted and then broke my foot ;l

[Gibs960]

Dear Capri Sun, I couldn't tear through the silver paper with the straw so I decided to try and pierce my scrotum with the straw and because of you I can't have kids! Thanks a lot!

[Toasten]

Dear god, I wish to sue you due to the dramatic weather which has stopped me from going football training! I would like you to send Santa to me this year..

[Conservative,]

Dear school, I am sueing you for an injury to my hand I received whilst be exerted to excessive homework. I cannot move my fingers and my hand is out of use for 5 minutes. This is an unacceptable amount of damage and I will see you in the supreme court. Get a lawyer. See you there.

[LostSerenity]

I want to sue billie jean, she said I am the one, but i assure you.. the kid is not my son.

[j0rd]

I'm going to sue Habbox Competitons Department for not making me win this competition!

[iDices]

I am going to sue my calculator for giving me the wrong answer on my math test.

[Azarole]

I am going to sue myself for not having a good enough reason to sue anything else.. farout.

[Jully8]

i sue all my enemies for being big bullys to me and being selifish and mean! D:<

[Michael]

I am going to sue the meat factory because im a farmer, and my cows didn't come home.

[lawrawrrr]

I am going to sue my door frame, for not moving out of the way when my hip was clearly about to crash into it.

[Cyberkid15]

I am going to sue the kitchen for making me clean the dishes

[inventions716]

Sue List
Mum: because she always sceams at me
Dad: No support on anything
Sister: she's just annoying
Death: because he kills people
Justin Bieber: Because his gay :D

Merry Christimas,

Habbo: inventions!!
Habbox: inventions716

[Blake2100]

I had My Mobile Phone, and i tripped over the wire and fell ont a pillow then due to the pillow been so soft i didn't brake my arm.
i'm suing my mum for putting the pillow there due to the fact that she intentionally stopped self harm.
i'm suing the pillow company for making such soft pillows.
I'm suing my mobile company for selling me a mobile with wires.
and im suing my Sim provider for saying no strings attached.

[MintChocolate]

I am going to sue this bottle of lotion, because I opened it and it basically Exploded out at me.

[R3C0RDZ]

I am sueing google maps for making me swim across the Pacific Ocean when I asked for directions from Taiwan to China! ;)

[rokgal]

i was told to put the apples in the fruit bowel but in my old age of 12 i put them in the compost bin. (TRUE)

SO i am sueing
My mum.. she should of done it
My stepdad for being there and not telling me
My sister for laughing
The compost bin for swallowing the apples whole
The fruit bowel for not saving his children the apples.
The door as it let me outside.
Lexiluu for being prettyer than me when i took out the apples

This was clearly not my fault. See you in court

[louder]

i was told to put the apples in the fruit bowel

that's hilarious.

[Jurv]

I'm going to sue god for always making it rain on me.

[MultiKaching]

I'm going to sue the guy next to me while taking my finals. I copied all his answers, and he got half the answers wrong!

[karter]

I am going to sue the Teacher who wanted my sister's friend's homework for which she called her and my sister fell down on my Internet Connection wire because of which I disconnected from Habbo and lost a prize from a habbox event

[sophiethenerd]

I am going to sue my lego as it stayed there while I injured myself by stepping on it