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Alex3213
27-02-2011, 11:42 AM
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Stairs!


Cockney rhyming slang is very well known all around the globe, just more well known if you know English! :P Anyway, it's been around for far too long and yet not much of it has been invented. After all, the repertoire of my English language has increased dramatically, mainly because the amount of English invented increases on a daily basis (maybe I'm exaggerating there). So for this competition, you need to create your own cockney rhyming slang for an English word, I'll give you some real examples. Make sure that it rhymes, however!



Apples and Pears - Stairs
Duke of Spain - Rain
Karsey Moilet - Toilet



The most imaginative will win! Good luck!


Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

tif24
05-03-2011, 12:56 AM
tiger and mouse-house
pig and horse-of course
me and he-the




:@ :) (H) :D ;) :P :O :S :( :rolleyes: (h) |-) :8

khyongbj
05-03-2011, 05:19 AM
Double and Bubble = Trouble
Coal and Mole = Goal
Boy and Toy = Joy

Conservative,
05-03-2011, 09:44 AM
Hoot and stool - ball
Bees and fleas - cheese
Prince of France - Dance

Special-1k
05-03-2011, 10:08 AM
Rose and Shows - Rows
Mass and Bass -brass
lucky and ducky - lunchy

I fail at these.

Cyberkid15
05-03-2011, 11:39 AM
Flowers and Powers - Towers
Trees and Bees - Peas
Grass and Glass - Class

Michael
05-03-2011, 06:46 PM
Ace of spades = AIDS
Jet Fighter = All Nighter
Miss Chant = Aunt

,Love
05-03-2011, 09:20 PM
Red Rose - Nose
Pony trap - Crap
Jumbo jet - Bet

Firework.
06-03-2011, 04:43 AM
alex and dionne - hot children
oh no wait.

Man one: OMG ITS DIONNE

Man two: collapsed cos im hot

Man one: oh look its alex...

Richie
06-03-2011, 04:45 AM
Slippery bread - Risky

Man one:
"YO MAN I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD ROB THIS HOUSE"

Man two:
"WHY HOMIE?"

Man one:
"Its slippery bread man"



EDIT:
Lol what the hell is cockney, I think I did it wrong, my bad.

Elegance
06-03-2011, 10:46 AM
Cheese and rice: JESUS CHRIST

Luvverly jubbely: ALL'S WELL

Battle cruiser: BOOZER

MissSarahLoo
07-03-2011, 06:36 PM
cat and star - car
trunk and me - tree
Hand and mat - hat

i dont get his LOL

Shab
08-03-2011, 09:33 AM
Luck & Junk= Trunk
Love & Sore= Bored
Stupid & Cupid= Bid

GirlNextDoor15
08-03-2011, 02:16 PM
Skin and Blister - Sister
Gypsy's Kiss - Piss (urinate)
Gay and Frisky - Whiskey

GreenTurtle,
08-03-2011, 04:30 PM
Street fighters- Lighters
Adam and eve- Believed
Pink and C H I N K - Stink

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