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MrMonkeyDeamon
05-12-2011, 06:23 AM
Corrupt-a-wish


for those who dont know corrupt-a-wish is a forum game
the first post makes a wish
and the next post has to add an ironic and funny consequence to that wish and also make a wish of his/her own


ex:
i wish i was rich


granted but your account is frozen



ill start:


i wish for a jet

twinart
06-12-2011, 01:42 AM
Santa Vigas can't grant it because you don't know how to handle a jet.

MrMonkeyDeamon
06-12-2011, 05:59 AM
no wish easy. i give you nothing XD


I wish for Vip

twinart
06-12-2011, 06:50 AM
Currently no money. Go buy yourself.

I wish for a handsome face ~.~

MrMonkeyDeamon
06-12-2011, 10:02 AM
wish granted but you face is only Handsome to pigs!

i wish for a ps3

GeorginaxD
07-12-2011, 09:02 PM
Wish granted, but it's broken and only works 1% of the time.

I wish for snow!

Jurv
07-12-2011, 09:19 PM
Your wish has been granted, but not in the UK.

I wish to meet Adele one day. :loveyou:

geo
07-12-2011, 09:50 PM
wish granted, she kicks you though and runs off with me

i wish to have unlimited chocolate

iLogan
07-12-2011, 09:59 PM
Wish granted [@]@McDonalds[/@] but sadly the chocolate is old :S

MrMonkeyDeamon
08-12-2011, 08:06 AM
Wish granted, give's you nothing.

I wish for a gun

GeorginaxD
08-12-2011, 10:01 PM
Wish granted, but you accidentally shoot yourself!

I wish for perfect hair. :P

MrMonkeyDeamon
10-12-2011, 02:12 AM
wish Granted but its in your arm pits

I wish for a dog

twinart
10-12-2011, 04:01 AM
Wish granted, but you're bad enough to keep a dog.

I wish for Christmas Puddings <3

MrMonkeyDeamon
10-12-2011, 04:07 AM
wish granted, buts its 20 years old.

I wish for a car

twinart
10-12-2011, 05:05 AM
Wish granted, but the car is broken down.

I wish that Santa is real.

MrMonkeyDeamon
10-12-2011, 05:45 AM
wish granted, but your on the bad list

i wish for 1c

twinart
10-12-2011, 05:51 AM
Wish granted but your pocket is full.

I wish for six packs <3

MrMonkeyDeamon
10-12-2011, 06:52 AM
wish granted, here your 6 pack of fat rolls

i wish for a tree

Alex3213
10-12-2011, 08:38 AM
Wish granted, but also comes two men with chainsaws and then the tree tumbles on your head!

I wish for sleep.

Eric
11-12-2011, 08:46 AM
Wish granted, earthquake happened while you're sleeping

I wish for money

twinart
11-12-2011, 10:10 AM
Wish granted but the money was snatched.I wish for Forum VIP.

Eric
11-12-2011, 10:41 AM
Wish granted but you're banned right after you received your vip

I wish for a new house

Bails
11-12-2011, 02:56 PM
Wish granted but earthquake, Soz <3

Eric
11-12-2011, 03:07 PM
Wish granted but earthquake, Soz <3

so what's your wish :P ?

Bails
11-12-2011, 03:35 PM
@Yong.[/@];7359085]so what's your wish :P ?

I wish for Chuck Norris to be my father! :O

Eric
12-12-2011, 01:36 AM
Wish granted, Chuck Norris was shot last night.

I wish for a box of ice cream.

twinart
12-12-2011, 02:48 AM
Wish granted but all of em are melt.
I wish to be a singer ~_~

MrMonkeyDeamon
12-12-2011, 07:27 AM
wish garnted, but you voice broke a second after

i wish for a cow that goes mew

Andii
12-12-2011, 11:41 AM
wish granted but cow dies from blue tongue 20mins after

i wish for [@]@red[/@] to go to kremlin on 17th december

Eric
12-12-2011, 12:57 PM
Wish Granted, but terrorists attack red at kremlin

I wish for a better and faster internet connection

MrMonkeyDeamon
15-12-2011, 07:00 AM
Wish Granted, but all the computers bracks down not long after.


i wish for a habbo prezzie.

Eric
15-12-2011, 07:33 AM
Wish granted, Habbo shuts down.

I wish for a Macbook!

Succubus
15-12-2011, 07:38 AM
Wish granted, but the Macbook defaults and breaks.

I wish for a squid!

Eric
15-12-2011, 07:40 AM
Wish granted, but the squid dies

I wish for a very grand house!

Succubus
15-12-2011, 08:46 PM
Wish granted, but the horse stumbles of a hill and dies.

I wish for a SteamPunk hat!

GeorginaxD
15-12-2011, 08:49 PM
You receive the SteamPunk hat but it's got a big hole in it. :D

I wish to win every single Habbox event. :P

Succubus
15-12-2011, 08:54 PM
Wish granted, but a unicorn comes in and takes your prizes and takes it to me.

I wish for a Plate. (o-e)

Eric
17-12-2011, 08:58 AM
Wish granted, the plate falls off and breaks.

I wish for a huge tank of cold water.

Succubus
20-12-2011, 04:13 PM
Wish granted, but I throw you in the tank so your freeze to death.

I wish for fire.

MizzBex
20-12-2011, 04:57 PM
wish granted but then it rains and puts the fire out...

I wish for world peace xD

Succubus
23-12-2011, 08:55 AM
Wish granted, but I come in and make a riot

I wish for a tv.

Showder
23-12-2011, 10:03 AM
Wish granted but your mom disabled the wire because you have been too naughty.
She cut it off *snipped*

I wish that I became a higher position in DJ :p (not my real one , cuz my real ones embarrasing)

Succubus
23-12-2011, 10:59 AM
Wish granted, but the position de-faults and resets you to Trail

I wish for a glass cup.

Showder
23-12-2011, 11:25 AM
Wish granted but your brother accidently slammed it when you started talking about his wart on his leg.

I wish for a puppy

Succubus
23-12-2011, 04:41 PM
Wish granted, but I still it.

I wish for a portal.

twinart
26-12-2011, 08:00 AM
Wish granted, but the portal leads to Black Hole.

I wish for mohawk.

Succubus
26-12-2011, 12:49 PM
Wish granted, but theMohawkgets cut off for being to spikey


I wish for a time machine

MKR&*42
26-12-2011, 03:22 PM
Wish granted, but you get sent back to the year when the Bubonic Plague first occured.

I wish for a pony :')

Succubus
26-12-2011, 03:51 PM
Wishgranted, but the pony comes in the time machine with me and died.

I wish for a new ps3 game :D

MKR&*42
26-12-2011, 10:44 PM
Wish granted, but I scratched the disc <3 They use discs right? I'm so not up to date with ps3's and stuff.

I wish to marry Lily Allen <3

twinart
27-12-2011, 02:32 AM
Wish granted, but she's mine.

I wish that I can work in Sulake.

Eric
28-12-2011, 11:45 AM
Wish granted, But Sulake bankrupt and closed.

I wish i can go to Mars

Succubus
28-12-2011, 06:27 PM
Wish granted, but you failed torealizemy nick name is mars so you ended up talking to me :L

I wish to meet P!ATD

Tom
28-12-2011, 10:16 PM
Wish granted, but you failed torealizemy nick name is mars so you ended up talking to me :L

I wish to meet P!ATD

Wish granted, but when you meet them suddenly a meteor hits them and kills them.

I wish for HabboxForum to be famous!

Jack!
28-12-2011, 11:07 PM
Wish granted, but when you meet them suddenly a meteor hits them and kills them.

I wish for HabboxForum to be famous!

Wish granted, but due to increased visitor count, the server dies (again) and blows up.

I wish for lots of moneys!

twinart
28-12-2011, 11:35 PM
Wish granted, but you're too rich to receive more money.

I wish that I can sing like this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtfNmrEmxtU&amp;feature=related

bFen
28-12-2011, 11:41 PM
Wish Granted, but only your mum hears it that way.

I wish to have loads of Money!

MKR&*42
29-12-2011, 12:10 AM
Wish Granted, but only your mum hears it that way.

I wish to have loads of Money!

Wish granted, but it's actually monopoly money ;3

I wish to snog the next user that posts ;)

twinart
29-12-2011, 05:44 AM
Wish granted, but I zipped my mouth.

I wish for Guinea Pig.

Matt
29-12-2011, 06:46 AM
Wish Granted, but i put your guinea pig in the microwave and it blew up

I wish for my blackberry messenger to work properly >:(

Eric
29-12-2011, 10:45 AM
Wish granted, but you dropped your phone into a cup of water

I wish i have a youtube account with millions of subscribers.

Succubus
31-12-2011, 01:20 AM
Wish granted, but it seems to be all fake accounts which magically vanish.

I wish for a new phone.

iLogan
31-12-2011, 01:52 AM
Wish granted but the phone doesn't work.

I wish for a Hollister store in my house

Empired
08-01-2012, 03:20 PM
Granted- but the clothes were stolen on the lorry journey to your house.

I wish I didn't have to wear contact lenses ;)

Technologic
08-01-2012, 04:48 PM
Wish granted, you are now blind.


I wish i won the euromillions

Empired
08-01-2012, 05:17 PM
Granted, but where's that all-important winning ticket that dog just chewed up?

I wish I would teach myself the ukulele :D

Lewis
24-01-2012, 06:02 PM
Wish granted, but ukulele is alive and pees on you.
I wish I was the richest man on life with no flaws, no stealing, a kind person in which nothing bad can ever happen hahahahha beat that ;l

Cerys
24-01-2012, 06:23 PM
Wish granted but your money is imaginary.

I wish I was some dust :3

Lewis
24-01-2012, 06:27 PM
Your wish is granted, you have turned to dust and die, and for being so selfish about all those who care about you making yourself to dust, you go to hell and is the devils slave.

I wish I was a senior events organiser

Cerys
24-01-2012, 06:30 PM
Wish granted but cameron sexually abuses you.

I wish I wasn't the devils slave ;(

Chris
24-01-2012, 06:54 PM
Granted but now you're my slave instead!

I wish I won the lottery!

Martin
24-01-2012, 06:56 PM
Granted but you have to split the winnings with me!

I wish I never had to go back to work

Cerys
24-01-2012, 07:00 PM
Granted but you have no income and you are now a hairy hobo :3

I wish I didn't have to go to school again and I have all A grades

Empired
24-01-2012, 10:37 PM
Your wish is my command! But then it turns out there was a mix-up and those grades belong to Cedric Mulligan, not Cerys, and you get U's for everything.

I wish I could marry Cerys (-toxicflames and :Cerys)

Lewis
25-01-2012, 07:46 PM
Wish granted, but you get divorced and they get all your money and house. You then live in a box you share with a 94 year old man from WW2.

I wish xboxlive was free

Chris
25-01-2012, 07:50 PM
Wish granted, but you get divorced and they get all your money and house. You then live in a box you share with a 94 year old man from WW2.

I wish xboxlive was free

Wish granted but xboxlive gets shutdown a day later.

I wish for my own house!

Martin
25-01-2012, 08:04 PM
Wish granted but it gets blown away one day and you end up in oz


I also wish I had my own house

Lewis
25-01-2012, 08:20 PM
Wish granted, however your new house is a bush where the cats pee and poo in.

I wish I was the owner of habbox.com :)

Cerys
25-01-2012, 09:06 PM
Wish granted but there is a plot to kill the habbox.com owner.. D;

I wish I could un-divorce charlie (bamitselfie)

Lewis
25-01-2012, 09:33 PM
Wish granted, but you end up getting married to a fake Charlie, aka David Blaine that does a magic trick to freeze and kill you for eternity.

I wish I was the most famous person in the world for brilliant reasons, but no one crowds me or tries to kill me ok thx

Empired
25-01-2012, 10:51 PM
Wish granted, but you die of an illegal drug overdose, like Amy Winehouse, but nobody was sad this time xx

I wish I could just live happily with Cerys foreva x

CrazyLemurs
25-01-2012, 10:54 PM
Wish granted, but you go to live underground and above you the whole world is ravaged by an apocalypse. The only survivors are Northern Africa and Laos.

I wish that I was Taylor Lautner.


I'm currently on my iPhone if you are seeing this message! I cannot participate in spam wars xx

Empired
25-01-2012, 10:58 PM
Wish granted:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo8l2yuaX21qe37y8o1_500.gif

I wish life was simple.

Cerys
27-01-2012, 04:26 PM
Wish granted but everything gets too simple and everyone self destructs :3

I wish I wasn't ill anymore and i get back to my normal self and live happily ever after. nothing bad/weird/wishcorrupting can happen to me ;D

Lewis
28-01-2012, 09:41 AM
Wish Granted, but when you die you re-incarnate however you spell it into your great grand daughter's body, of which you live a horrible life in.

I wish habbox didn't exist - BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Eric
28-01-2012, 11:38 AM
Wish granted but Sulake created Habbo

I wish i can become the president of the japanese club in my school.

Cerys
28-01-2012, 12:08 PM
Wish granted but the school explodes the next day. ;o

I wish I could fly. (But I never fall and die okay? :( )

Lewis
28-01-2012, 03:46 PM
Wish granted, however a turtle falls on top of your eyes n your first day flying, and you can't see and wack into a building, of which you bleed and fall to earth slowing as your face and body are thingying down the building!

I wish I was the first man to go to mars and back safely back to earth and mars

Cerys
28-01-2012, 03:53 PM
granted but i was in your rocket thingy the whole time and i stood on mars before you so officially you werent the first person on mars and everyone forgets about you and remembers me.

I wish i could meet gerard way :3

Lewis
28-01-2012, 04:06 PM
wish granted, you meet the new born called Gerardways.

I wish I was poor on habbo and the biggest noob ever (I am currently second biggest :(

Cerys
28-01-2012, 04:16 PM
wish granted but you're now me... you commit suicide the next day :3

I wish i had unlimited wishes

Lewis
28-01-2012, 04:48 PM
Wish Granted, but you get unlimited wishes of corrupt-wishes and get all painful wishes that do not work out.
I wish I... I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky... But that's not what, I want.... I want a world of peace, oh everyday... there is hatred and racist comments. I want peace.... Ohh... I wish there was peace, forever and forever.... I believe I can fly.


(please sing the song using my words, but in other words... I wish for world peace forever, and to live a long happy life!)

Cerys
28-01-2012, 05:03 PM
You manage to get world peace and a long happy life... but............... because you have a LONG life, all your family and friends die around you and you great great great great great grandkids die before you etc so you get miserable.

I wish this next granted thingy isn't corrupt

Lewis
28-01-2012, 08:46 PM
Wish granted. But your life becomes corrupted

I wish for 5 more new duel games :))))))))) on habbox ofc

Cerys
28-01-2012, 09:07 PM
Wish granted but you lose all of them and you cry yourself to sleep everynight from then on

I wish i didnt have a wish

Martin
28-01-2012, 09:21 PM
wish granted but then you realise that you do indeed have a wish!

I wish that I could go to sleep

Lewis
28-01-2012, 09:25 PM
Wish granted, but you never wake up again....
I wish bolt660 woke up!!!!!!!!!!

Cerys
28-01-2012, 09:26 PM
wish granted but when he wakes up he's run over by a train D:
i wish i could stay awake till i die at 91 and i never get tired etc

Lewis
28-01-2012, 09:29 PM
Wish Granted, but because you never sleep you go into sleep paralysis for the 91 years. (Sleep paralysis is where you're brain is awake, but your body isn't. You can see your surroundings but you can only blink, and move your eyes. You can't speak, move, or even open your lips up.

I wish I stopped getting sleep paralysisever again (I always get it, and sometimes you dream while awake and can't move and it feels like you're getting pulled out your bed CRIES)

Cerys
28-01-2012, 09:41 PM
LOL wish granted but because cerys (me if you didnt know......x) found that amusing, you get it again.

I wish i could experience this sleep paralysis thingy :3

Lewis
28-01-2012, 09:46 PM
Wish granted, but like me you see alien like creatures operating on you whilst your brain is awake, and you feel like someones pulling you out your bed. You go to scream, and move. But obviously you can't, you're 100% awake, but you're still dreaming and can't move. You're awakeness of course gets mixed up with a dream in which they merge and do so. You wish to never expierence it again, but you get it until you're 91 years old.

I wish if god isn't real, he was real and made heaven for all good people - including me ok

Cerys
28-01-2012, 09:50 PM
Wish granted but heaven is actually hell.

i wish i was happy wooo

Lewis
28-01-2012, 09:52 PM
Wish Granted, but the word happy is in the language of Feloopunacientaip, of which the word Háppy means depressed.

You are depressed.

I wish I was the events manager and never got fired never died, and everyone loved me!!!!!! yes yes

Cerys
28-01-2012, 10:10 PM
wish granted but jurv doesn't count as a person and hates you and plots to murder you :3

I wish rosy would let me rejoin hxhd and i wouldnt get fired (nothing bad happens)

Lewis
28-01-2012, 10:14 PM
Wish granted, and lets the user 'Let me' on habboxforum (to register in february) become habbox staff and nothing bad happens to him.

I wish cery AKA the persons wish I just granted ok did not corrupt my wishes - anyone else feel free to :)

Cerys
28-01-2012, 10:20 PM
wish granted. the account -toxicflames was hacked by a 56yr old man called bilbo.

i wish my account was unhacked

Lewis
28-01-2012, 10:22 PM
Wish granted, your account was unhacked but you cannot get back on it. You open up a new account and find your old account you cannot get on is sending you pictures of a 56 year old man Bilbo. And clearly, from the photos he wants to be more than friends...


I wish Bimbo the 56 year old man who sent you pictures you get married to... and have children with grey eyes and ginger hair

Cerys
28-01-2012, 10:23 PM
*Wish granted.... you ruined my life forever so i hunt you down and murder you :3

I wish i had another pet dog :3

Lewis
28-01-2012, 10:26 PM
Wish granted, your dog however stands for a DOOM OF GROSSESORUS' which is a new type of dinosaur and eats you and your family and laughs at the noses he doesn't like to eat.

I wish for a new battery for my laptop and 10gb ram and the best laptop ever

the.games
28-01-2012, 10:28 PM
Wish granted, but you cannot re-charge your laptop so can only use what battery it has.I wish I was normal

Cerys
28-01-2012, 10:29 PM
wish granted but the definition of normal is 'weird creep who stalks little kids'
I wish i had a larger house

Lewis
28-01-2012, 10:30 PM
Wish granted, but your too much of normality as everyone is different, there is no normal. So because you are so 'Normal' you commit suicide.

I wish I didn't have to go to bed, but i'm going to anyway whatever the granted is as i'm super tired for some reason... o


bye people

Cerys
28-01-2012, 10:32 PM
wish granted... you dont have to go to bed but ummmmmmmm you have to eat 1000000 pies instead. Night xxxxxx

i wish i was smarter :3

Lewis
29-01-2012, 10:39 AM
Wish granted, you get too smart your brain is too big for your head and you explode. R.I.P

I wish I was the best at re-colours alts, i'm not that good ;(

Cerys
29-01-2012, 10:42 AM
wish granted but the next day paint/photoshop/everything that you make alts with get closed down.

I wish I wasn't tired ;(

Lewis
29-01-2012, 10:44 AM
Wish granted, but you're so awake and hyper you go ontop of a building and believe you can fly, but you can't. You jump off and fall to your death.

I wish I was God.

Cerys
29-01-2012, 10:55 AM
wish granted, you're god and you bring me back from the dead, i go hyper again and kill everyone in the entire world. . . everyones dead and it's all your fault. D:

I wish I was 3years older :3

Lewis
29-01-2012, 11:57 AM
Wish granted, you're the person called threyears and you're the future him as he would be older.

I wish I couldn't wish on and get corrupted wishes by ANYONE, INCLUDING EVERY HABBOX USER AND HABBO

Cerys
31-01-2012, 03:09 PM
wish.. wished? xD . nobody corrupts your wish but because nobody posted in the wish section for a while you get really bored and eat your own hands. :'(

I wish i get good grades in my german gcse :3

Lewis
31-01-2012, 07:22 PM
Wish Granted - but you get so good at German, you speak perfect and forget english. No one can understand you and you can't get a translator. You commit suicide a day later :(

I wish you didn't commit suicide CRIESS

Empired
01-02-2012, 12:14 AM
Wish granted, but she's murdered instead.....................................

I wish I had a genie in a lamp

Cerys
01-02-2012, 03:23 PM
Wish granted, genie, your new stalker, stares at you all night from her lamp.

I wish this dude from school would shut up ;(

Empired
01-02-2012, 06:38 PM
Granted- he shuts up so he can snog your face off (I hope he is ugly :()

I wish I had natural bright pink hair :)

the.games
01-02-2012, 06:47 PM
Wish granted but your hair falls out, it's naturally pink, though.

I wish I had a fashion sense.

Empired
01-02-2012, 06:48 PM
Granted but it's a very bad fashion sense.

I wish I had the power to move things just by thinking about it.

Lewis
01-02-2012, 07:00 PM
Wish Granted, but your powers are new, and accidently drop a chainsaw that's on, on your head.. R.I.P

I wish hollyoaks was on at the weekends (saturday, sunday)

Empired
01-02-2012, 07:03 PM
Granted but you can't afford a telly anymore. HA!

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes :(

Cerys
01-02-2012, 07:40 PM
Granted- he shuts up so he can snog your face off (I hope he is ugly :()

I wish I had natural bright pink hair :)

aaaaaahahahaha no i really like him srs he's like... nom....

Anywayyyy
Wish granted but i do not count as a 'person', I am a 'thing' so i corrupt it >;D

I wish a dancing pineapple with a real brain etc so its like human but a pineapple exists.

Empired
01-02-2012, 08:20 PM
Granted- it runs AWOL and destroys the world, and kills you in your sleep so you don't even get to see it :)

I wish wishes were real :(

Cerys
01-02-2012, 09:31 PM
Wish granted. that time months and months ago when you wish you never met me comes true :'(

I wish I was better looking ;o

MKR&*42
01-02-2012, 09:48 PM
Wish granted, but you become too vain and everyone h8es you xox.

I wish to be alone ;]

Cerys
01-02-2012, 09:49 PM
Wish granted but then people who want to be with you commit suicide. ;o

I wish i had naturally straight hair ;o

Lewis
02-02-2012, 09:40 PM
wish granted, your hair is straight and never gives birth to new hair. You become bald... LOL WHAT A TWIST, BWHAHAHAHA


I wish I had a drink of irn bru, and lived happily ever after living and drinking it... wait I hate irn bru, MAKE THAT FANTA

Empired
02-02-2012, 10:34 PM
Wish granted, but it had already been granted before you had time to say

wait I hate irn bru, MAKE THAT FANTA
so you are stuck drinking irn bru for the rest of your life... which is fine with me :)

I wish I had brown eyes..................

Meloneeze.
03-02-2012, 02:17 AM
Wish granted, but then you get paid 50% less, or somethign....

I wish I had a bright green bicycle that went into the air and on top of one of the handel bars was a midnight blue monkey and whenever I wanted to ride the bike I would just say "fluffy monkey" and the monkey would come and bite my toe and I'd be on that bike! :D

Eric
03-02-2012, 10:51 AM
Wish granted but the bicycle was faulty

I wish i can eat without paying the bill!

Cerys
03-02-2012, 08:28 PM
Wish granted, but the bill eats you :o

I wish my brother didn't steal my malteser :(

Lewis
04-02-2012, 04:04 PM
Wish Granted, he steals your soul and when you die, you live a nothingless.

I wish a foot grew out my ear and I lived happily ever after

Empired
04-02-2012, 07:48 PM
Granted- you live too happily and people get annoyed with you and murder you :)

I wish I didn't have any wishes...

Cerys
04-02-2012, 07:53 PM
wish granted but when i come and knock on your front door ye, and your like, I WISH YOU'D JUST GO AWAY STALKAAAAA' but then i dont go coz you had no wishes ye
and i live happily ever after annoying you.

i wish i could annoy charlie more than i do atm

Lewis
04-02-2012, 07:59 PM
wish granted, you annoy her so much she kills you and then she lives to the age 309 and dies in her sleep and is the oldest person worldwide

I wish... I wish... ermm, I wish I could think of a wish to wish for, so thus my post becomes edited with a wish, instead of this wish which will be replaced by a proper wish, via my wish of wishing for a wish idea.

Empired
04-02-2012, 08:29 PM
wish granted, you annoy her so much she kills you and then she lives to the age 309 and dies in her sleep and is the oldest person worldwide

I wish... I wish... ermm, I wish I could think of a wish to wish for, so thus my post becomes edited with a wish, instead of this wish which will be replaced by a proper wish, via my wish of wishing for a wish idea.
Granted- you came up with a wish.

I wish Lew hadn't stolen my wish :(

Cerys
04-02-2012, 08:57 PM
Wish granted. the wish granter read that as 'I wish the Loo hadn't stolen my fish', so loads of fish fly out of your toilet which makes you D/C when you flush it.

I wish I had another bottle of strongbow :(

Cerys
12-02-2012, 07:37 PM
Wish granted but I accidently granted my own wish so my head explodes.

I wish i had more money so I could buy more sweets from Amazon :3

Chris
12-02-2012, 07:41 PM
Wish granted, but the sweets get lost in the post. :(

I wish I didn't have to take my driving theory test :(

Cerys
12-02-2012, 07:45 PM
Wish granted, but for not doing theory, you get confused when you reach a traffic light. You crash and burn.

I wish the holidays were more fun

Empired
12-02-2012, 07:48 PM
Wish granted but then school decides to stop holidays and they're not boring any more because they don't exist.

I wish I looked like Claire Danes :(

Cerys
12-02-2012, 07:50 PM
Wish granted but i dont know who that is so you end up being a bald hobo (ikitsjuliet)

I wish charlie would stop posting in forum games coz its ruining me overtaking it ;) jksjks dw ;)

Empired
12-02-2012, 07:59 PM
Wish granted- I'm never posting ever again.

I wish you would let me watch my film in freakin' peace :(

Cerys
12-02-2012, 08:02 PM
wish granted but you suddenly hate romeo and juliet. :3

i wish i could flyyyyyyyyy

Chris
12-02-2012, 08:09 PM
Wish granted but you lose the ability to fly and fall to your death.

I wish I could live forever

Cerys
12-02-2012, 08:11 PM
Wish granted but you have to see your loved ones die so you get suicidal :(

I wish nobody died (except bad people obvs) nd the worldsbigger so its not overcrowded and theres enough resources for everyone to survive

Empired
12-02-2012, 08:24 PM
wish granted but you suddenly hate romeo and juliet. :3

Never gonna happen doll xx
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Wish granted but you hate the whole world and go crazy and kill everyone.

I wish I could dance to The Pineapple Song all night xoxoxox

Chris
12-02-2012, 08:44 PM
Wish granted but you can never dance to it again after that night.

I wish for world peace!

Cerys
12-02-2012, 08:45 PM
Wish granted but a thing called cerys hears the amazing music and stalks you forever

For chris: Wish granted but the definition of peace is destruction.. D;

I wish I had more food

Martin
12-02-2012, 08:45 PM
Wish granted but then you are sick all over the place

I wish I hadn't eaten that massive pizza tonight :'(

Empired
12-02-2012, 08:48 PM
Wish granted and you die of starvation. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I wish I HAD eaten a massive pizza tonight ;3

Cerys
12-02-2012, 08:48 PM
Wlish granted, you eat the pizza which gives you food poisoning and you die. D;

Wish my phone arrives soon :l

Empired
12-02-2012, 08:51 PM
Granted- it arrives broken.

I wish I could find my toothbrush :(

Cerys
12-02-2012, 08:53 PM
Wish granted, but secretly your brother dunked it in the toilet. bwahahaha

I wish i had some more breezer :3

Cerys
12-02-2012, 11:30 PM
-attacks my wish again. bored)

wish granted but you die blablabla

I wish i wad 4 legs.

Empired
13-02-2012, 11:34 AM
Granted but they all get infected because I bit them and injected them with poisonous venom so all four of them have to be removed.

I wish I didn't need to sleep..

Cerys
13-02-2012, 12:28 PM
Wish granted but instead of sleep you take part in 'JRKESGERJDFMG' which is a type of hybernation which lasts 12years

I wish it was tomorrow D:

Eric
13-02-2012, 01:27 PM
Wish granted, but it was the day after tomorrow

I wish i have 29 hours a day

Cerys
13-02-2012, 01:28 PM
Wish granted but then eventually night becomes day etc coz times messed up.


I wish I had something to drink :l

Empired
13-02-2012, 10:22 PM
Wish granted, it's my SPLAT

I wish I could do more SPLATS.

Cerys
14-02-2012, 09:34 AM
Wish granted, but all your splats go to me. (thats not a bad wish but ok)

I wish charlies splat was splattier

Lewis
20-02-2012, 06:04 PM
Wish granted, but you steal it and die.

I wish Cerys haunted my enemies when she dies!!! ^^

Cerys
20-02-2012, 07:19 PM
Wish granted but you are your own enemy. :O

I wish i could fly

Lewis
21-02-2012, 11:39 AM
Wish Granted, you fly and wack into a building and slowly slide down to the ground and die, then you're reborn with a ugly face and live to 3 years old!

Cerys
21-02-2012, 03:42 PM
I wish lewis added a wish

Eric
24-02-2012, 07:03 AM
Wish granted, but he forgot to do that.

I wish i can make 2k of posts this year.

Cerys
25-02-2012, 11:08 AM
Wish granted but the games section doesnt boost your post count and nor does any other

I wish it'd stop raining and be sunny

Eric
27-02-2012, 02:03 PM
Wish granted, but instead of raining it is snowing!!

I wish i have super power

Cerys
27-02-2012, 03:48 PM
Wish granted but your power is to be even more silly-er ;)

I wish I had more rootbeer

JennaDoll
28-02-2012, 09:29 PM
Wish granted but you can't get it open.

I wish I was younger.

Cerys
28-02-2012, 09:32 PM
Wish granted but you have to redo all those boring years of school. (you end up being 4)

I wish there was more stuff on my tv, and nothing happens to prevent me watching it, and the stuff on tv is good

JennaDoll
28-02-2012, 11:11 PM
Wish granted, but you don't have a tv!

I wish I had a Ferrari.

Cerys
29-02-2012, 04:22 PM
wish granted but I steal it :3

I wish my camera didn't break

JennaDoll
29-02-2012, 10:27 PM
Wish granted but now it's out of battery power.

I wish I could eat with gaining weight.

Meloneeze.
21-03-2012, 07:19 PM
wish granted but you get too skinny and die:D

I wish I had a clone and a zillion credits on habbo.

Lewis
21-03-2012, 08:15 PM
Wish granted, but habbo shuts down the next day!

I wish oh I wish that........... ..err I wish... I wish I knew what to wish!

Lewis
11-04-2012, 10:42 PM
Wish granted, but it is granted by yourself and I get so confused I explode into a million wishes for everyone, and my wish for world peace no longer exists
R.I.P

I wish I didn't blow up.

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