Yo Momma is so fat!! Habbo Style.

[HolyWar]

I don't know if anyone has tried to play this game but I will fire it up. This is all in good taste and the jokes are not intended to harm anyone.

Post begins as this example "Yo Momma is so fat" then add a Habbo related insult such as....

"Yo Momma is so fat she ordered one brown plasto and they gave her 2. One for each cheek."

Im bored, but oh well just go ahead and diss my Momma. This game is intended to bring out the hidden creativity within all of us.

[Chaz]

yo momma so fat she don't need the internet! shes world-wide!

[Mr.Sam]

Your mommas so fat

End of ...

[Tommy]

Youre momma is so fat she needs 6 hatches open before she can lose in a beauty contest...

thats poo xD

[Forest-Law]

yo momma so fat she can never get in habbo hotel. Cos she's so fat, innit.

[BLuweesH]

Yo mumma's so fat she couldn't fit into my casino. xD :P

[HolyWar]

You guys are so mean :(

Your Momma's so fat that when she wants to go swimming Habbo staff have to close BOTH of the lidos ;)

[Random]

ya momma so fat she has to use a lodge bar for a tampon:P

[ssricky]

ya momma so fat she has to use a lodge bar for a tampon:P
dont u mean iced :P

[Random]

Which ever shes still fat :P

[0verRide]

oooo im good at ur momma jokes ill have to think of somethin habbo realted

[HolyWar]

ya momma so fat she has to use a lodge bar for a tampon:P

Hahaha. Your Momma so fat....When I offered her a Lodge Double bed she said "and where am I going to put the other leg?"

[Random]

Hahaha. Your Momma so fat....When I offered her a Lodge Double bed she said "and where am I going to put the other leg?"

Lol actually my mom is very thin but my nans fat so u could say that :P

Yo mommas mom :)

[Pilgrim-Soul]

I Dont Like Momma Jokes. ;l

[zak-x]

Your momma is so fat when she goes in an empty room with no one in it, it automatically becomes 25/25

[ReInfected]

Your mommas so fat that....um....BOOYA!!

[BLuweesH]

Your momma is so fat when she goes in an empty room with no one in it, it automatically becomes 25/25


lol zak :D


Your mommas so fat that....um....BOOYA!!

Aww you killed it. :(

[Jashmine]

Yo mummas so fat when she tries to log in the hotel crashes o.O
I smell at this ='[

[BLuweesH]

Yo mummas so fat when she tries to log in the hotel crashes o.O
I smell at this ='[
you don't! :)


Yo mumma is so fat when she got booted out of a room, she couldn't fit on hotel view!

[zak-x]

you don't! :)


Yo mumma is so fat when she got booted out of a room, she couldn't fit on hotel view!

lol nice one... and jasmine your joke was good you don't smell at it lol

[Jashmine]

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller (As in, the little hand symbol thing?)
Yes, I have to thieve, shut up.

[Durty]

Youre momma so fat that when she saw helkat she ****ed her pant's

[Jashmine]

Yo mummas so fat when she lost in wobble squabble she flooded the entire hotel.

[OMGitsaROSS]

yo mommas so fat that she walked down the hallway and the statues ran off in fear.
i stink at this :(

[:Sunnie]

Yo Momma is so fat she sits in Habburgers all day munching.

[Jasmin]

Yo momma is so fat, she couldnt evan fit her little finger in the telepoter


wow. xD i smuk at this

[Pulchritudinous]

Yo momma is so dayam FAT that she thought a throne sofa was a foot stool.

[kasi]

um your mommas so fat <insert mean comment here>

[Pulchritudinous]

um your mommas so fat <insert mean comment here>

FGS!!11!

Your momma is so dayammmmm fat that when she enters the hotel, everyone evacuates with an earthquake warning.

[chipie60]

Sulake was going to release a habbo scales, BUT, Because Your MAMA is sooo soo fat it wasnt worth it cos she'd break it! Innit

[Kieeran]

Yo mumma's so fat she couldn't fit into my casino. xD :P
Nobody can


Your mommas so fat she bought a pura refridgerator and an hour later called a hobba and said its empty

[Pulchritudinous]

Your mommas so fat she bought a pura refridgerator and an hour later called a hobba and said its empty

That was gud! XD

Yo momma is so fat that we bought a mini-fridge and swallowed it whole.

[Rachi]

Yo mommas so fat she walked infront of the hotel farted and set the hotel on fire
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*random*

[Jasmin]

Rofl!!!!!!!!!! i found that funny :rolleyes:

Umm,, Your momma's so fat she did a pencil jump in the Lidowhich caused a tidle wave,


lol, wow i really smuck at this

[Rachi]

K
Yow mommas so fat
She was gna play rooftop rumble when she got on she sank the whole floaty boat xD

[Roboevil]

Yo mama is so fat she... Ate all... The... Ham... ... ... ...http://www.habbox.com/images/Furni/Rares/EatenHamT.gif

[Wootzeh]

Yo mamma is so fat she looks like glitterkat

[Jasmin]

uh ...


your momma's so fat, that she ate the whole cabbage patch in the picnic area,

[Steph]

yo momma so fat she thought a tub master was a foot spa

[Nisus]

Your momma is Soooooo Fat you will never Loose Her in the Hotel

[Nisus]

Your Momma Is Sooooooooooo Fat she was the one who Took all The Icm

Your Momma Is Sooooooooooo Fat her Fingers was that Fat she could not Write on the Typo

Your Momma Is Sooooooooooo Fat She Ran into a Wall and Rolled the Dice masters

Your Momma Is Sooooooooooo Fat she had to stay in the Door way

Your Momma Is Sooooooooooo Fat when habbo Goes on matience it takes 2 hrs to get her out :)


Rep For all my hard work

[Vb.Net]

Yo momma so fat habbo hotel had to go on a maintenance break to fix the Help Tool!

[Addie]

Yo momma is so fat she has to get clothes made specially for her

[Prismlord]

Yo Momma is so fat that she's fat.
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Well....it's creativity isn't it?

[PixieOPirate]

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked into habburgers Phillip refused to serve her!

[Nisus]

Your Momma is Soooooooooo Fat she eats the fish plaque

[kha3000]

ur momma soooooo fat when she sat on da throne it turned into a throne sofa :/

[Nisus]

your momma is Sooooooooo Fat Mmmmmmmm she sat on my pet :(

[Vb.Net]

Yo momma so fat that Callie couldnt kik her outta her room cuz she cant fit through the hatch!

[:Scars?]

Yo mama's so fat Even blunique laughed at her

[icebox12]

yo mommas so fat she lent against my yukka 'n' the trunk snapped :(

[chipie60]

Yo Mama is so fat, she got alerted to join weight watchers or else her supply of jaffa cakes would be gone.

[Vb.Net]

Yo mama's so fat Even blunique laughed at her

lmao good one. :o i got a great one

Yo momma so fat that ALL the habbo hotel managers (including callie and blunique) and all teh former ones wouldnt let her in the hotel due to "Breaking"
the habob way (get it! shes so fat she BROKE the habbo way)

[Nisus]

You momma is sooooooooo fat now i wonder why Callie Took Jaffa Cakes of he Name

[Rachi]

Yo mommas so fat, The Red pillow used 2 be a sofa ?:P

[Nisus]

Yo mommas so fat she played hide and seek in the hotel and was always first to be Caught

[Flauvo]

Argh! This will be rather stupid and insulting but im **** at this sorta stuff.

Yo mamma's so fat, her 'vitual' ice cream maker actually ran out after the first half an hour

[HellyBelly]

Yo mumma ius s0 fat she isnt jst bigga dan a giant heart, ennit m0n.

[Demynx]

You mamma so fat that when she was wearing red hobbas mistaken her for a firewall! and where did i get this. :/ :( :s

[Nisus]

Your momma is so fat when she goes in an empty room with no one in it, it automatically becomes 25/25