View Full Version : Punny Puns - Ends 22nd January
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I love puns, they amuse me. I often find myself Googling puns for my own amusement, and some of the puns I've heard are so bad that I just have to giggle, for example 'what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese' and 'what do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!'
For this competition, what I would like you to do is to post a bad pun that you have either been told, or have made up.
The best pun wins!
Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep
Cassiieee
17-01-2013, 04:37 PM
To avoid that run down feeling - Look both ways before crossing the street.
PaulRoseman
17-01-2013, 05:25 PM
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Zelda
17-01-2013, 05:45 PM
What kinds of ghosts haunt chemistry labs?
Methylated spirits
zombies
17-01-2013, 05:47 PM
Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?
Kardan
17-01-2013, 06:02 PM
Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?
That was not very punny.
AlexJRiley
17-01-2013, 07:49 PM
Lifts seem to have a lot of ups and downs
sidrockstar
17-01-2013, 07:52 PM
what do u call a fish not in water answer outer space
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
MKR&*42
18-01-2013, 06:50 AM
Can I express mine with a picture, aw thanks x
http://25.media.tumblr.com/01b0b55d441c12257ffe3d3aee940627/tumblr_mevxtcQwtz1qzpzfmo1_500.jpg
Hollie
18-01-2013, 05:53 PM
how are mermaids born if they have tails? sea-section
BreakfastBacon
18-01-2013, 11:00 PM
2 cannibals are eating a clown one cannibal turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
Teabags
20-01-2013, 12:32 PM
Old Chinese proverb states:
man with hands in pockets, is feeling cocky.
Andii
20-01-2013, 11:29 PM
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
!x!dude!x!2
21-01-2013, 02:22 PM
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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