Cheesy Chemistry Comedy - Ends 12th September

[MKR&*42]

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Deep down I'm a bit of a lover for nerdy comedy. I have read so many philosophical, chemistry and physics related jokes and found them all simply hilarious. A few of my favourites have appeared on the TV show "Big Bang Theory", such as "A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge". One of the classic jokes would have to be "Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK".

For this competition, I'd like you to find me an atom (side) splitting chemistry or physics joke. The funniest shall win!

Prize: 5 Credits + 15 Reputation Points
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[Liva]

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
or
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

[Honor-Branch]

A neutron walked into a bar for a drink and asked the bartender, how much for the drink?
Bartender: For you, no charge.

[Kardan]

Heisenberg is going for a drive in his sports car when he's stopped by a police officer.
The policeman says "Excuse me sir, do you know how fast you were travelling?"
Heisenberg says: "No, but I know where I am!"

For those that don't understand: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principle

[Eoin247]

This is more of a maths joke but anyway:

A bunch of functions are gathered at a party. The function ex is sitting all by himself in a corner of the room. Sin x walks up and asks, "Why don't you integrate?". ex replies despondently, "It won't make any difference."

[Inseriousity.]

An atom walks into a bar. The barman says, sorry we don't serve "a part or particle considered to be an irreducible constituent of a specified system." Bazinga.

[Drake.]

The bartender says "We don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos in here"
A neutrino walks into a bar.

[BreakfastBacon]

what do you do with a sick chemist?

if you can't helium or curium you are gonna have to barium very soon

[Reality]

Don't know if it's that joke type but yeah :
http://tashload.com/Uploader/uploads//VLInaUj.jpg

[Derrener]

not sure why i found this so funny

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A : They make everything up

LMAO