Silly Similes - Ends 8th February

[James]

http://v6.habbox.com/text/football_big/silly+similes
(Not smiles)

We have all heard absolutely dreadful similes in our time, even without realising it. From cheesey to just plain bad, similes come in all shapes and forms. A simile is a wat of expressing something by referencing it to an object or something that is not. For example: "Your eyes are as blue as the ocean." I have heard really dreadful similes, such as "You two are as close as two peas in a tin". Like.. what?

For this competition, I'd like you to tell me the silliest simile you can think of. The silliest will win.
Note: It still has to make sense though!

Prize: 1 Week Forum VIP, 2 Raffle Tickets (http://www.habboxforum.com/showthread.php?t=833262) and 15 Rep

[Elegance]

New competition :) x

[Samantha]

"You two are as close as two peas in a tin". WHO SAYS THAT? It's two peas in a pod.

Mine: "As dull as colours" generally most colours aren't dull.

[cameron446:]

http://giveitlove.com/wp-content/uploads/Seal-tries-to-smile-and-hilariously-fails.jpg

[Empousa]

Okay, this is a real one I've heard.

"You are just as smart as an AI!"

Bearing in mind most "AI"s I've encountered are more like "Absolute Idiots" than "Artificial Intelligences"...