THREE WORD STORY

[Catchy]

I thought this could be quite fun, so basically each poster has to add three words to the story. It's simple, just make sure you copy and paste the story so far so people aren't backtracking So I'll start.

One dark night

[scottish]

One dark night Catchy just gave

[lawrawrrr]

One dark night Catchy just gave up on life.

[scottish]

One dark night Catchy just gave up on life. End of Story.






/thread.

[lawrawrrr]

ok lets me more positive

One dark night Catchy just gave a homeless man

[Catchy]

One dark night Catchy just gave a homeless man a helping hand

[scottish]

One dark night Catchy just gave a homeless man a helping hand by rubbing his

[Catchy]

One dark night Catchy just gave a homeless man a helping hand by rubbing his brand new kitten

[lemons]

One dark night Catchy just gave a homeless man a helping hand by rubbing his brand new kitten against some sandpaper

[Catchy]

One dark night Catchy just gave a homeless man a helping hand by rubbing his brand new kitten against some sandpaper which caught fire

[Martin]

One dark night Catchy just gave a homeless man a helping hand by rubbing his brand new kitten against some sandpaper which caught fire. The kitten exploded,

[Catchy]

One dark night Catchy just gave a homeless man a helping hand by rubbing his brand new kitten against some sandpaper which caught fire. The kitten exploded, scattering poo everywhere

[NathanBros]

One dark night Catchy just gave a homeless man a helping hand by rubbing his brand new kitten against some sandpaper which caught fire. The kitten exploded, scattering poo everywhere outside

[King-Tom]

One dark night Catchy just gave a homeless man a helping hand by rubbing his brand new kitten against some sandpaper which caught fire. The kitten exploded, scattering poo everywhere outside
the neighbor said

[Martin]

One dark night Catchy just gave a homeless man a helping hand by rubbing his brand new kitten against some sandpaper which caught fire. The kitten exploded, scattering poo everywhere outside.
The neighbor said, "Oh for fuck

[King-Tom]

One dark night Catchy just gave a homeless man a helping hand by rubbing his brand new kitten against some sandpaper which caught fire. The kitten exploded, scattering poo everywhere outside.
The neighbor said, "Oh for **** sake, you absolute

[Jurv]

One dark night Catchy just gave a homeless man a helping hand by rubbing his brand new kitten against some sandpaper which caught fire. The kitten exploded, scattering poo everywhere outside.
The neighbor said, "Oh for **** sake, you absolute penis. I wanted

[Martin]

One dark night Catchy just gave a homeless man a helping hand by rubbing his brand new kitten against some sandpaper which caught fire. The kitten exploded, scattering poo everywhere outside.
The neighbor said, "Oh for **** sake, you absolute penis. I wanted that kitten to

[King-Tom]

One dark night Catchy just gave a homeless man a helping hand by rubbing his brand new kitten against some sandpaper which caught fire. The kitten exploded, scattering poo everywhere outside.
The neighbor said, "Oh for **** sake, you absolute penis. I wanted that kitten to brush my hair