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nat965
28-07-2017, 07:51 AM
You now do the opposite of your job, what are you doing?
I'm demolishing stuff instead of building stuff. Fun.

Absently
28-07-2017, 09:37 AM
For my new job it would be firing people !!

Neversoft
28-07-2017, 10:52 AM
I work in retail — my job doesn't really have an opposite. I guess it would be taking shopping away from people?

FlyingJesus
28-07-2017, 01:17 PM
Breaking into weddings and taking away all the decorations and stuff I guess :P sounds fun

Charlie
28-07-2017, 01:40 PM
I work in a supermarket so taking stuff off the shelves and people, I guess.

LUCPIX
28-07-2017, 03:21 PM
I'd have been making the industry I work lose money by generating bills which, instead of charging the customers, it would give them money!! think about £-103.5! Or worse - I'd simply have the task of destroying bills through my own hands or using the paper cutting machine

Also I'd select some pre-made graphics before constantly hitting CTRL-Z and CTRL-W on them

Ekelektra
29-07-2017, 06:53 AM
Buying clothes, which I already do a lot of anyway

Expling
29-07-2017, 07:15 AM
speaking to customers like crap, buying clothes, chucking clothes they're looking at on the floor

-:Undertaker:-
06-09-2017, 11:50 PM
staying in a hotel

e5
07-09-2017, 05:49 AM
Losing money, deleting orders, uncreating spreadsheets, not answering the phone, deleting the websire

Neptupid
06-11-2017, 06:46 PM
I guess it would be, ignoring people who need first-aid at events, unwrapping bandaging from a wound. Not listening to people who are telling me contact details etc. about themselves.

Damn. The opposite is quite dark here.

Flakefish
06-11-2017, 06:56 PM
Buying cars

zammy149
09-11-2017, 04:45 PM
actually getting a job

RuthOnToast
09-11-2017, 05:00 PM
If i went with the job ill helpful have soon it would be letting people drown and letting people run on the poolside

DaenerysGOT
09-11-2017, 05:45 PM
I'm an Editor for a beauty company, so I publish products and all the content onto the website.

I guess it would be un-publishing everything and removing all content ?

Bad times haha

lawrawrrr
16-11-2017, 09:17 PM
I'm an Editor for a beauty company, so I publish products and all the content onto the website.

I guess it would be un-publishing everything and removing all content ?

Bad times haha
I love this job hire me


the opposite for me would probably be like... messing up papers

cos I just work in IT and mostly working on fixing/consolidation atm!!

Sloths
16-11-2017, 11:15 PM
Um using comic sans to make everything look ugly ;)

DaenerysGOT
18-11-2017, 01:58 AM
I love this job hire me


the opposite for me would probably be like... messing up papers

cos I just work in IT and mostly working on fixing/consolidation atm!!

Ofc Lau :D

Jarkie
22-11-2017, 11:35 AM
The opposite of my job would be to reject all students who meet the minimal requirements and accept all those who don't.

Matt
24-11-2017, 10:00 AM
The opposite of my job would be to reject all students who meet the minimal requirements and accept all those who don't.

basically the same with me.

And then when everyone comes in for help with their enrolments we'd send them away and tell them we can't help

HotelUser
25-11-2017, 03:20 AM
the opposite of my job would be somebody who builds software that actually works :D

Zak
13-12-2017, 07:59 PM
destroyer of databases

Catchy
14-12-2017, 12:06 AM
an undertaker

TinyFroggy
11-10-2018, 02:42 AM
I love this one!

Since I'll be a doctor, the answer would be ... a murderer :O

lawrawrrr
12-10-2018, 11:06 AM
I’d say hacker? As I’m a website person!


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