What's the longest you've ever been put on hold for?
I called up a company today to try to get an order cancelled that I had placed merely a day previously, and I was on hold for 29 minutes before I got through to someone.
I had to endure the agonizing elevator music that sounded like it was coming from a 60s jukebox with all the distortion and crackling.
Then the actual conversation lasted a whole 2 minutes, and I was done.