Lmao at this site

[TheMagicTramp]

http://omegle.com/

Basically it connects you with a random person from somewhere in the world and you talk as strangers.

Great for abusing and getting funny responses, post your convos and responses here.

http://omegle.com/

Haven't saved any convos yet but i'll post some later.

Stranger: Do not do it!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do not do what?
Stranger: don't ask me asl as the first qustion. it is annoying
You: what are you talking about? i've just being talking to you
Stranger: that's ok.

[.Zi]

Talking 2 somone now. Ill post the convo l8er.

[Jam-ez]

You: hi!
Stranger: hello
You: can i have your house location? i'm a 40 year old virgin.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

Well that was boring.

[scott]

You: age sex location please xox

Stranger: 16, m, swe

You: hot

Stranger: you?

You: 45 f uk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

damn

[.Zi]

You: Hello

Stranger: hi

You: ASL?

Stranger: what?

Stranger: asl?

You: age/Sex/location

Stranger: man

You: your a male?

Stranger: yes

You: ok

Stranger: why?

You: Im looking for a sex partner tonight in france, do you fancy a good rape?


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That didnt go far lol

[scott]

At the bottom of one of my conversations...

[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the IP address you are chatting with has been flagged as belonging to a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]

:S:S

[TheMagicTramp]

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: woah that was cool hi at the same time (im great)
Stranger: =D
You: im from the uk you?
Stranger: turkiye
You: i'm having my school annual prom next friday i'm dead nervous and everything nothing to say as a speech (a pile of rubbish/crap words i bet)
Stranger: ur gonna hold a speech at ur prom?
Stranger: what r u supposed to say
You: yes everyone is going to do it like all the memories you had
You: you know
You: i don't what i'm saying what do you think?
Stranger: umm well ur the one who got memories for that school=)
You: not just memories like other things as well
You: did you have a prom when you was at school then
Stranger: im graduating this year from high school
You: nice work male or female?
Stranger: our prom is on this tuesday
Stranger: female
You: tuesday i think fridays are better idk y
You: LOL
You: (some ****e i talk)
Stranger:
You: bye then
You: nice talking to you
Stranger: thats it?
Stranger:
You: you asking for more?
Stranger: ur looking only for some speech tips?
You: nope
You: i'll stay longer
Stranger: no just u talked like u were in hurry nd couldt find what u looking for
You: you have your say then i'm lost for words now (i'm not in a hurry)
Stranger: what u expect me to say
You: ****
Stranger: **** then
You: ok lets have some fun...;
You: can i **** you to death?
Stranger: how
You: ****** the belly button, causing the interior organs to rupture and poison the inside the inside of the body*
You: *approx. time of death: in 45 min*
You: that type of fun ;o
Stranger: I'm looking for a girl who wants to show off her breasts anonymously
You: youve got me baby
Stranger: pics ot iy didnt happen
You: it did happy baby
You: happen*
Stranger: show me your boobs and u will be rewarded with **** next week
You: *shows boobies*

I got REALLY bored.

[Japan]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: Hi =D

You: I like touching things

You: Do you?

Stranger: yeh man

You: =)

You: I like milk chocolate buttons too

Stranger: so do i

Stranger: wow

You: Omg we have so much in common

Stranger: i like licking windows

You: SO DO I!

WTH??

[Johno]

My conversation was pretty normal, doesn't happen very often haha!

You: Hi

Stranger: heyy

You: How are you?

Stranger: im fine thank you and you?

You: Im pretty good!

Stranger: good good!

You: So, what would you like to talk about haha

Stranger: um

Stranger: any

Stranger: hahaaa

Stranger: first of all

Stranger: age and sex?

You: I would be 16 and male

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: im 20 female

You: Ah cool

Stranger:

You: So, what do you do?

Stranger: im currently a college student

Stranger: majoring in interior design

Stranger: hhaa

Stranger: i assume your a student too

You: Yeah, going to university next year hopefully.

Stranger: haha niceee

Stranger: where are you from

You: Scotland, yourself?

Stranger: americ

Stranger: a

You: Ah cool, wanted to go to america for a gap year but I doubt I will have enough cash

Stranger: aww

Stranger: haha yeah

Stranger: the economy is pretty bad here

Stranger: so i dont recommend

Stranger: coming here

Stranger: unless you are like rich

You: yeah its pretty bad over here at the moment too, I think its pretty much the same everywhere.

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: true

Stranger: sigh

Stranger: its ridiculous

You: Yeah

Stranger: mmmhmm

You: So where in america are you from?

Stranger: im in va

Stranger: im actually a korean though

Stranger: but lives in usa

You: Ah cool Did you move to the usa or were you born there?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i moved here in 2000

You: Cool

Stranger:

Stranger: yeupp

You: Hmm, not entirely sure what to talk about now haha

Stranger: i know right

Stranger: well i have to go to work

Stranger: in 30 mins

Stranger: soooooooo i have to go and get ready

Stranger: it was nice talking to ya

Stranger:

Stranger: good luck next year with university!

You: Thanks Cya!

You: Nice talking to you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BeanEgg]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dont scare me
Stranger: peanuts
You: cheese
Stranger: what ?
You: ahhh
You: stop scaring me
Stranger: cheese ? you cut the cheese ?
Stranger: hahaha
You: oh yea
You: slice and chop
Stranger: ahhaha
You: just the way i like iot
Stranger: ok. you can stop now. you just killed it
You: lol
You: oh yea
You: with my uzi
You: filled with peanuts
Stranger: are you a boyy or girrrl ?
You: pedo
Stranger: i dont even like nuts
Stranger: no im a girl
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: http://habbioforum.net/index.php
You: awesome forum
You: gtg
You: lol
Stranger: naah
Stranger: its prolly a virus
You: onno swear down
You: http://www.habbio.net/site/
You: thats a radio streaming live
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: lol
You: ok w.e lol
Stranger: so answer my q. boy or girrl ?
You: pedo
Stranger: nooope

lol messed with her ;D