I lost my number, can i have yours?
Conductor of the Runaway Train of Militant Homosexuality
LOLI HAVE ONE.
"is this the pizza place?"
"yes"
"do you do take-aways"
"yes'
"what's 12-2"
LOLOLOL
that is my chat-up line, i use it in the pizza shop all da tym, and he falls for it, he's always like "u flirtin wiv me, dance to my moosik or i fone ze boabies" so i do it. kk it's nt rly a chatup line but w/e.
"You have 206 bones in your body, let's make it 207"
LOL
are you mrs gillette? coz your the best a man can get
what is fetch gretchen?
couldn't u just say..
will u go out wiv me
might work better den all the others or howabout..
I'm low on protein, how about you give me some - rubbish..
Manchester City
Oxford United
Woodley sports
y'know.
if looks could kill u'd be a weapon of mass destruction
what is fetch gretchen?
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