Funny/Stupid/Kinda Crude Sentence Maker

[Jssy]

i need a piece of poop because im sexy

[Samantha]

I smoked cigarettes with a piece of poop because I suck.


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[Hollie]

i took a crap on a dancer because i wanted to

riiiight

[SackRace]

I had fun with your mum because I hate my life. Does that even make sense pmsl

[mrwoooooooo]

I danced with a drug dealer.

[MKR&*42]

I am so glad at my ending LOL

I went to a nudist beach with my grandmother because I hate my life.

[Ms.Aquamarine]

I had fun with a cookie jar because I wanted to.

[Jurv]

I smoked cigarettes with a piece of poop because I suck.


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i've literally just been sat here laughing at that for ages omg hahahaha

[garriet]

i need a foreigner because i hate my life

[Cerys]

I shot Madonna because I'm sexy.

I like that tbh ;P