Help with final Christmas presents please! (+6 rep! =D)q

[FlyingJesus]

Just touch her funzone and say Merry Christmas, I'm sure she'll be happy.

[Dentafrice1]

Fun zone.. make her wiggle like a work.. moan like a .... ummm.. monkey..

Call her naomi.. (Imoan backwords )

Get some.. hehe KY jelly and say its for a nice massage..

Turn off the lights play some nice music then... shoot your gun like you never shot it before.

HAHA im bored.. sorry if thats against the rules.. I didnt refer to nothing specific haha

[Ostinato]

Haha I tell you, whats this forum coming to! ;P

Well we already have some massage bars and stuff hehe, great for a wee Christmas Eve in sharing a bath together! Haha ;P

BACK TO THE TOPIC PLEASE AND LESS ABOUT MY SEX LIFE. Lol.

So... presents? =p

[FlyingJesus]

u dun a wee in da bath?

[Dentafrice1]

Ok last thing about your sex life.. WHAT SEX LIFE?

oo ooo make it like on the spongebob episode.. where squidwards "privates" were covered in bubbles.. except its her.. and you pop them.. haha

Ok back to presents..

get her a nice wool sweater with a unicorn on it.. thats always very in this season

[ssricky]

Haha I tell you, whats this forum coming to! ;P

Well we already have some massage bars and stuff hehe, great for a wee Christmas Eve in sharing a bath together! Haha ;P

BACK TO THE TOPIC PLEASE AND LESS ABOUT MY SEX LIFE. Lol.

So... presents? =p

treat her to a rub and tugs but in her case rub and rub >.>



ummm get her clothes taht she likes or u like seeing her wear

[simon!]

I know this might sound a bit personal but how old are you? If you're old enough to drive why not take her to a Center Parcs? I know its a bit of a drive from Scottyland but they're amazing. I took one of my exes there last year and she loved it. Well I hardly saw her as she was at these massage parlours onsite. But they have great deals.

[Dentafrice1]

I know this might sound a bit personal but how old are you? If you're old enough to drive why not take her to a Center Parcs? I know its a bit of a drive from Scottyland but they're amazing. I took one of my exes there last year and she loved it. Well I hardly saw her as she was at these massage parlours onsite. But they have great deals.

Ive been there. Very nice place..

[Ostinato]

Lol oooh, some more good ideas! :]

Btw - where can you get cheap xbox 360 games from, and what are some decent ones? Lol.

I've just found out my brother's gettin one for Christmas so think I'll get him a wee game and that'll do him.

I also need ideas for my dad cause I've not got him anything yet! =l lol.

[ssricky]

Lol oooh, some more good ideas! :]

Btw - where can you get cheap xbox 360 games from, and what are some decent ones? Lol.

I've just found out my brother's gettin one for Christmas so think I'll get him a wee game and that'll do him.

I also need ideas for my dad cause I've not got him anything yet! =l lol.

how olds the wee tyke and buy ur dad drugs or booze