Evening Again!

[Triz]

Hello People of Habbox.

Good Evenin' ~ Names Triz, since I'm not really good with introductions, I'll tell you a little about my day today, it was just like any other day, however it was the day I almost got out my trusted Sharpie pen to draw a face on the front of my PC so I could take a mighty Axe to my computers face and ended it's mechanical life!

So.. I was playing Skyrim today, it was like any other day, the sun was shining (I think, I had my curtains drawn, so I'm unsure as to whether this was the case, but I feel the need to attempt to paint you a picture) the grass was greenish, and the birds were probably singing somewhere.
I was wandering through the wilderness, trying to uncover a couple new locations...when I hear that unmistakable shriek come from above. Not being prepared for such an event, I proceed to run away.
After a while, Mr. Blood Dragon gave up chase and I saw a pair of giants...doing whatever it is that giants do. Standing around, sniffing their fingers. Whatever.
I thought "Sweet. I'll let them beat up on the dragon, and I'll swoop in for the finishing blow, absorb the soul, grab the loot, and run away."
See...what had happened... I was sitting a healthy distance away, still "hidden" for all intents and purposes. Taking a few potshots with my trusty bow to keep tabs on the dragons health. I see that it gets down to about 15%. I think, "Alright. Now's my chance. Let's do this."

Anyways. I sprint up to the fight the big scary dragon. I get close, and I use my whirlwind sprint shout to get there quicker. This works magnificently.
There I am, on the dragons flank, getting ready to finish it off.
Perhaps in a moment of Skyrim creature solidarity... I can only imagine that the creatures paused time like Zack Morris in Saved by the Bell would do...and talked to each other.

"Hey, G1, G2. Hold up."
"What's up, BD?"
"You see this little meatbag? I mean, seriously. What's he gonna to? Peck us to death like a duck?"
"You're right. What the crap. We were having our honorable duel, and he comes in to stab you in the bum and take your scales? Screw that."
"What do you say we set aside our differences for the moment and take care of this riff-raff?"
"Done."

Rather than the giants keeping their focus on the dragon, I think I stepped in their favorite mammoth turd and ticked them off. Cause they both came after me. And the dragon. And, to add insult to injury, a cave bear that happened to be nearby.
Long story short - I got double hammer smashed, fire breathed, and butt-humped by a bear.
I did not survive. Not by a long shot.
And, of course, in true "I HATE YOU, SKYRIM" fashion, I hadn't saved in a good 40 minutes or so.

So naturally I rage quit and it's safe to say I won't be playing Skimrim again for as good year or 2.
Feel free to ask questions if you're curious about me in any way shape or form.

- Triz

[Joe]

I hope Habbox has everything you now no longer have in Skyrim.

Welcome!

[Triz]

I hope Habbox has everything you now no longer have in Skyrim.

Welcome!

I thank you kindly, I hope so too. I've given up on Skyrim and have instead chosen to play the nostalgic Counter Strike: Source.

[Matt]

Welcome back, Tristan

[lawrawrrr]

Welcome back to the forum

[Triz]

Welcome back, Tristan

How about that, 4 years down the line and still remember my name! Thanks Matt, good to be back.

Welcome back to the forum

Many thanks lawrawrrr, defiantly good to be back!

[Lex]

Very cool to see someone else back on the forums. Seen you a bit already, confused you with Umq in the process, but nice to see you back on HxF. 33

[thms]

welcome back

[Triz]

Very cool to see someone else back on the forums. Seen you a bit already, confused you with Umq in the process, but nice to see you back on HxF. 33

We all come crawling back someday right? Only a matter of time! - Yeah, thanks to you and others I've restored to changing back to my old look, despite 'Umq's look representing how I actually look in real life the most.

Thanks for the welcome back!

[Samantha]

Woo welcome back Triz .