[HxSS] Why did the mermaid cross the road?

[RuthOnToast]

An elegant mermaid sat upon a rock, splashing her tail in the water and soaking up the last of the evening's sun. As she looked over to the land, a young man caught her eye. He was sitting on a bench across the road. At this moment the mermaid realised she must get closer to this man, only that's a little hard when you have a fish tail for legs!!

I feel like this is very similar to The Little Mermaid, but let's continue..


So for this competition I want you to tell me how the mermaid can get the attention of her new crush.

Prize: Winner gets 10 points, all entries get 5 points.

[YellowBelli]

This competition is now open!

[TinyFroggy]

So what she did is just take a quick dive before getting a momentum and spring to the surface and jump elegant and gracefully that her crush fall in love to her beauty and stunning introduction. It was love at first sight, and they lived happily ever and after.

[FlyingJesus]

Probably just get her knockers out and give him a whistle tbh

[Blance]

come on now, as long as a women shows interest to a man, these two will be making fish babies all night long!

[jamiexo]

I think she would show him her long, luscious tail. So scandalous

[Deactivate!]

She Threw a rock at him.. he got angry and swam over to her.... to have an argument then he looked into her eyes and fell in love with her

[despect]

Scream habbox.com at the top of her lungs (if they even have lungs). I mean who wouldnt pay attention to that?

[LUCPIX]

Gee, the mermaid would act like a mermaid: She would lure him, via the act of singing THIS:



Well, he would lose 100% of his reason, his eyes would get all white, he'd fall in love for her and he would begin to lift until he's close enough and then he'd begin to get swallowed by the sea and then they would marry and be merry until the end of his life...

[GetAClue]

Um, blinded him by reflecting the sun off of her mermaid mirror of course!