Grand Greetings - Ends 30th December

[Sho]

I'm not really a fan of Christmas Cards and I only allow online friends to send me them. The best ones are the ones with the cheesy greetings inside them, I just find them so cute. I know a lot hate them, but the punny ones are great too. I want you to have a go at writing a greeting that you could put inside a Christmas card.

May the best greeting win!

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
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[Liva]

Couldn't come up with one due to my lack of writing skills, found this funny one though:

'There was a farmer named Gary
Whose mule was getting contrary.
Gary painted him red,
A green hat on his head.
Sold him as a huge Christmas fairy
Merry Christmas you filthy animal!'

[Reality]

The Christmas fairy,
called Mary, said to the old lady
are you lost?
The old lady said thank you but I'm not
you little lovely fairy.
In the end Mary showed the old lady the
way back to the retirement home.
Then they all had a wonderful Christmas,
But the old lady didn't remember!

I dunno I'm so confused at what I just wrote!

[Chipmunks]

We may be far in distance
but we're always close at heart!
Have a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year!

[Bankai90]

Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear,
Hold the laugh, leave the pain,
Be joyous, coz its Christmas,
Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!