In 2009 and then in 2011 we had one of these threads - I figured 3 years later we should give it another run!
Firstly, here's mine from the 2011 thread
And mine as of today!
+ 3 iPads which I totally forgot about
I've moved houses since then, and sold all my games consoles, upgraded the printer, sold the NAS, disconnected the 3D TV as it was rather useless (pre Smart Hub), got rid of the Dell laptops and replaced them with HP ones, and started using the HP thing as a PLEX server